You get set up on a blind date

>You get set up on a blind date
>Your date shows up and its Mrs.Frizzle

What do you do

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Do everything I can to try to end up in bed with her.
What else would I do?

Bang Bus

>get raped by my teacher
THIS NEVER HAPPENED AT MY OLD SCHOOL

>Woman who's at least 30 years older than me
I'd rather not, thanks.

take chances
make mistakes
get messy

She's probably thousands of years older. There's no way the Frizz is human.

>at least 30 years older than me
MODS

I'd latch my seatbelt.

I'm not sure whether that fixes my worries or not
Come on, I shouldn't have to clarify this.
>MSB first book in 1988
>Required to be >22 at minimum to hold a degree that would allow her to be a teacher
>I'm 21
So eat shit.

Well, she's a ginger.

Ask her if her drapes match her pussy carpet.

There are literally no downsides here.

I want to fuck her lizard.

Seatbelts everyone !

>implying fictional characters age outside of the media they appear in
Advanced autism.

Well how the fuck else was I supposed to check? As far as I know, she doesn't have a listed age.

To me, she doesn't look any older than 30, which is totally in my range. It's been said that she has perfect health, and never gets sick. She probably knows far more than she lets on, which is a lot already. She dabbles in advanced science and/or magic, and may or may not be a secret Sex Goddess. How could you turn down literally the Perfect Woman?

Look, I have a thing for redheads, so normally I would agree with you, but I'd rather not date a secret witch or whatever she is.
It doesn't end well in 90% of media, and I'm not banking on being an exception.

Get new friends who don't think I'm a lesbian.

>Mrs.Frizzle brings you back to her house in the school bus.
>She steps out of the bus at tells you to stay inside
>The bus shrinks down and changes to the shape of a dildo with you still inside
>she brings it into the bed room and uses it to go to town on herself all the while explaining to you the female anatomy
>the magic school bus dildo ejaculates in side her
>you are now inside a sperm shaped vessel
and impregnate her egg
>9 months late she gives birth to you,
>You are now a newborn female baby with red hair
>Mrs.Frizzle explains to you that this is how Frizzles are born

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Wat

Suddenly the phrase "Take chances, make mistakes, and get messy" gains a whole new meaning.

I get turned into a fish and fuck her egg clutch.

Are you implying that Mrs. Frizzle is undesirable, OP?
I had a massive crush on her when I was a kid.

How you doin'?

Reminder that Wanda was best girl.

Then why did she never get the D in any of the episodes?
This doesn't make sense.

Came into the thread to post this

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Propose right there, the Frizz is literal perfection

Her voice was annoying as fuck

>tfw I was in lesbians with the Frizz as a kid
She was part of my sexual awakening, I'd be delighted. Although now that I'm legal, she's a bit younger than what I go for.

ayyy

>What do you do
Dear lord I have a teacher fetish because of the Friz

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Wrong.

Not as long as pic related exists.

Too bad she's a race mixer who lusted after le pun spic

>le
Class, looks like we're going on a field trip to drop this creature off at Reddit.

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I made this for my fellow magic school bus in between classes today. It took me about an hour so I'm sure theres problems, but I hope it entertains you guys somehow.
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