How did the MCU fuck up every single aspect of Thor and his side of the MU so much?

How did the MCU fuck up every single aspect of Thor and his side of the MU so much?

They decided to focus on Earth and the comic relief instead of showing off Asgard and the other realms.

And getting a trash actor who has the presence of a plank of wood. Not to mention stripping away everything mythological and mythical about them and making it "lol alien tech".

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By making it into a romcom with some action sprinkled over it.

By focusing in Thor and not in qt Darcy.

Alien tech works fine. Not like it was being shoved in your face.

Problem is none of it was shown to begin with. We get a few light spells and that is it. Then we return to quips and lol so random side kicks. Shame too as Thor has plenty of room in his stories for both adventure and strong women.

>Alien tech works fine.
Fuck you.

The greatest crime was the MCU hiding those. There has to be a country where that's illegal.

>his side

You mean the trivial, nonsense corner that was shuttered for three years because the most interesting thing that could be done with the character was kill him and make that corner not exist?

No, they did a better job with MCU Thor than with MU Thor. Sorry about your power level autism, but Thor is a garbage character for garbage people.

How else are we to believe that portman was somehow superior.

She looked vastly inferior anyway. Thor is a faggot.

kys

Fuck off autism user. Go bitch about blue arms or something.

I'll gladly take lol aliens dude if it means having a Thor who goes on a fucking magical kirbish adventure.

Don't reply to it.

>I'll gladly take lol aliens dude if it means having a Thor who goes on a fucking magical kirbish adventure.
And did you even get that, you retarded faggot?

Jane Foster was a waste of screen time in the movies. The direction Earth's Mightiest Heroes went with the character was way better

Make her an EMT who runs towards danger to help others, Thor is drawn in by her courage

Should of had Kat have her tits out in every scene, even in scenes that she's not part of. Just have her sit in front of whatever's going on with them out

That would have made the movie watchable. Can't have that.

By making it a romcom that's set 70% of the time on Earth.

Hopefully Ragnarok will improve the franchise at least a little, even Iron Man has a good movie. Let's hope this will be Thor's.

>Let's hope this will be Thor's.
Don't worry, lad. It'll be.

Portman is only superior if you are a pedophile interested in legal lolis. She is easily the worst part in the Thor franchise given how forced she is.

She should had been an Asgardian, may as Sif instead of Portman's lackey.

>Thor dies in Ragnarok and is reborn as John Cena

Because you don't read enough comics. :^)
Seriously you underestimate how shitty the early years were. It wasn't Kirby Kosmic str8 out tha g8.

You sir, on the other hand, are just plain plumb retarded.

I've already bumped the thread so by all means, have a well-deserved (You).

Depends. Ya' like QUIPS?

Yeah, go fuck yourself, landwhale.

What should have done was drop the Thor 1. Instead they doubled down on it in TDW and turned the franchise into Star Wars. Whedon was even generous enough to bit even being up the tech shit in Avengers. They had an out and didn't take it.

Also Kat Dennings should have been the love interest instead of Portman. Who the fuck looked at those two and said "yeah the mighty Viking space god would choose Portman"?