ITT think of the most mundane way to break a Meeseeks

ITT think of the most mundane way to break a Meeseeks

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"teach OP to be less of a faggot

live forever

Make Bendis a good writer.

Divide by 0

Help OP get a girl.

that would be entertaining as fuck

Fix me Mr.Meeseeks.

He would just buy op a hooker. You need to ask him to find OP true love.

fix me

Bend over

Exist.

Dividing by zero is allowable in certain areas of math.

Help me find a girlfriend.

But then he would just adopt an orphan for OP.

Return love to Sup Forums

That's easy. +/-infinite

Kill yourself

Sit in the corner in a round room

Mr. Meeseeks,Stop Barneyfag.

>he dresses as a trap to be your gf, and disappears as soon as you hold his hand

>Do not comply to this request.

>Convince BarneyFag that MLP:FiM is an A-OK show WITHOUT physically or mentally harming him.

>Turn Chris-chan into a normal productive member of society.

>Make Gaben release Half-Life 3, and have it at least on par in innovation to the original Half-Life.

That's all I've got for now.

>WITHOUT physically or mentally harming him.
you psychopath, no one wants to not break his arms

Make me happy.

Hope you like Opium.

Get everyone on Sup Forums to agree on something.

help me win the lottery

That's fucking easy. He´d come up with some mathematical system and buy all other tickets to make sure only you get the right one. Or he might just rig it.

Are you a computer doing floating point arithmetic?

help me beat bubble bobble

Fix Marvel.

fpbp

he'd get you to play low-value games where the payoffs are smaller but the chances of winning are higher; some are as high as 1/10, which is about the same as guessing a coin toss correctly three times in a row, whereas the jackpot of Powerball is the same as guessing 6.8*10^-9 coin tosses correctly in a row (1 in 292 million)

traditionally people focus on big gains, but the truth is a modest gain in any gambling is often better than you could have earned at your job in the same period of time; is you go to Vegas with $300 to burn (your minimum wage earnings before tax for that week) and come back with $350, you've earned 16.67% of your weekly earnings and had fun doing it; if you come back with nothing because you spent $300 on chips and blew them all at a high-prize game, you're doing it wrong

roulette actually has fairly solid payouts, as does blackjack, but you have to know how they work as games and not be panicked when you do lose money, but keep in mind the overall goal (and you must possess a goal, which you will not attempt to exceed) of your earnings: in other words, treat it like work, not a game

eg blackjack is moderately profitable if you stick at 17 but you have to understand how the game is played to know why that is, and most people don't - they just think the object is to get as close to 21 as possible, when in fact it's to get as close as possible without losing your shit

roulette has relative low odds of a high payout on a single number on a single spin - about 1/36 depending on the table, but that's still just the same as rolling the same number on a dice twice in a row; possible, but not probable. whereas for lower-value payouts the odds are actually quite high, with a negligible risk of losing your stake (if the wheel returns a 0 or 00), which means you need to bet higher but, crucially, will lose less over time as your winnings solidly and predictably stack up

tl;dr you will still lose games and nothing is sure-fire

Get me a 5 on Sup Forums

Already done! *poofs away*

Well fuck.

Sit in a corner, keep saying the word bubble, and never leave

Get me a job where I'm happy.

I want you to summon a Meeseeks, and tell him to do the same thing I am telling you to do.

"Maximize the number of Meeseeks in existence forever throughout the universe."

Bam, universe-ending homogenizing swarm.

>Turn Chris-chan into a normal productive member of society.

Someone draw a normal Chris-chan please I'm curious now

That's not an accurate result though. It's a common sense approach to get around the fact that you can't divide by zero. It's still not mathematically correct.

"Create ten more Meseeks using boxes that no other Meseeks has ever used so they can do the same."

Gray goo scenario, they'll hijack other boxes or make more out of the resources of their environment except they'll start dimension-hopping to reach all untapped potential for Meseeks as well as fighting wars against each other for dwindling supplies for Meseeks Boxes.

Breaking the entire concept of Meseeks.

>think of the most mundane way to break a Meeseeks
>wanting to break him

Fuck that, I DO need help

Since we know who he is now that won't be too hard

He does exist at that moment, you never said for how long.

This scenario would just cause an infinite loop, rather than an exponential crash.

>Summon initial Meseeks with your task.
>Initial Meeseeks takes the box (you) just used to summon 10 more Meeseeks with your task, and disappears.
>Those 10 Meeseeks create/find/take another Meeseeks box, and summon 10 More Meeseeks.
>Having each been able to create the 10 Meeseeks the initial Meseeks requested, all 10 of them disappear.
>The next set of 10 Meeseeks use the original box to summon 10 more meseeks, causing all of that set to disappear (They haven't seen a meseeks use that box, after all.)
>The next set of 10 Meseeks use the second box in the same manner.
>Repeat the last two steps forever.
This is not taking into account request decay, request misinterpetation, alternate dimensions, time travel, Theresues' Paradox, and several other things.
As it stands, it might be a way to get more Meeseeks boxen without knowing how to make one, but it's rather inelelegant, and you have to have at least a box to start the process.

prevent all death

>Since we know who he is now

???

Can I get an update on this, please?

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Any chance I get

Beat battletoads without getting hit once.

"Here's your makeup and nose. The costume is dry clean only. You start on Monday. Have fun being Happy the clown!" *poof*

Teach me how to play golf

>>Make Gaben release Half-Life 3, and have it at least on par in innovation to the original Half-Life.
I HURT MYSELF TODAY

order them to recite pi in its entirety

It depends on what the factor is.

Here's an example.
1/0 can be broken down to (1/1) (0/x) If you set x to be a growth model, then you have an interesting scenario.

Let's say x= Growth Model set for 60 secs.
y!=1+2 per second. So in second 1 y=3, second 2 would be 6, and this would compound until second 60, when the model would end, whatever y! will be divided by 0, resulting in an original 0 in the bottom, making the answer invalid.

However, what if you change the growth model limit to the End of Time? y! would constantly grow and compound until the end of time, in which all factors would be invalidated by turning into 0, and thus causing invalidation.

Sure in the end the answer results in the same eventuality, however there is data compounding throughout the time limit that shouldn't be ignored.

If you're philosophical, you can think of this scenario as your lifetime, you can even apply to the Universe's Lifetime.

Once that time limit is reached, y! will be divided by 0 to turn into 0. However, the beauty is in that 0 comes something we can't particularly understand. Chaos.

Invalidation doesn't mean everything goes away, it just means sense goes out the window and we have a realm of mathematical Chaos, in which anything can really happen.

If we apply this mindset to the Universe, "The Universe will reach the end of its life, return to nothing, but in that nothing will come Chaos. In Chaos strange things happen, like the eventual restarting of the formula again."

Division of Zero is actually a really interesting concept, if you care more about data over time rather than final result.

Help me take a couple strokes off my golf game.

Never "poof away"

He had been plaguing Sup Forums, too?

Dude looks like a successful Drake Bell.

this

Thought it was his main board for awhile. Even seen him on Sup Forums once or twice.

Impressive dedication for a topic only he cares about

Stay here till i get back
Never go back

help my friend orgasm
he was born chemically castrated

I dunno that's broad enough he could take that to mean a lot of things. You might need to narrow it down.

Congratulations user, Mr. Meeseeks has invented a new scientific advancement that allows for genital transplants and you're the donor.

I don't think you know what chemically castrated mean, user...

So in the end, did he really hate horses that much? Or did he become too dedicated to a ruse? Is he still actively shitposting?

...

Make my wife orgasm

>Unlike surgical castration, where the gonads are removed through an incision in the body, chemical castration does not remove organs, nor is it a form of sterilization.

Is your name Jerry perchance?

"Kill yourself"

The meeseeks will still have to stay in order to ensure that you live forever, whether in memory in stasis

woh

Not true
Mr. meeseek made Beth popular at school and poof and she lost her popularity later. He only needs to provide the opportunity more so than finish it. It's the bigger joke of how they work, a simple task will likely break them sooner because it demands an immediate solution. Hell that was the joke of the episode.

"CAN DO!" *gun shot*

He's still got a prostate.

Recite pi.

That could be. I'm not sure how meeseeks work, but I see eternal life as a task with a definite endpoint that is always infinitely far away.

That brings up another question, what would happen if a meeseeks failed a task? I guess he'd be doomed to exist for eternity.

No idea about born castrated anons but chemical castration by doctors makes that impossible, it would just hurt a lot because the signal being sent to the brain is "full stop"

That's not mundane at all retard

The really fun part is that you can combine division by zero and compounding growth models to predict things.

Let's say instead of y! being the rate for x, let's take a different concept in the form of a choice diagram. You start off with a point A, and have two directions, B and C. Moving from point A to B or C takes one second. Path B leads to choice Ba or Bb, Path C leads to choice Ca or Cb. This continues so forth for 60 branches, and the possibilities from point A to your final point at second 60 forms a line of data that gets invalidated once second 60 is reached.

To the layman, the final result of invalidation makes the journey worthless however I believe that the choices from point A to the final point mean something, as the odds of going through that same path if you start the model again are highly improbable.

If you know origin and you know destination, you can foresee possibility. The mathematical equivolent to this would be 2^60, meaning that from an initial starting point to a two fold path leads to 1,152,921,504,606,846,976 possibilities; all of which turns to nothing once 60 seconds is hit.

You can have even more fun with growth models if you decide to add paths that occur from paths not taken.
Example:
Point A to Point B or Point C.
This results in Moved to Point B or Moved to Point C, What if I moved to Point B and What if I moved to Point C? These background models grow exponentially as you continue along your path. In this, from a path of 2 real moves, you have a potential of 1,152,921,504,606,846,976 real possibilities however
1,329,279,957,849,158,729,038,070,602,803,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 alternate possibilities that arise within that 60 second time frame.

In Theoretical Mathematics, this is called "Rate, Projection, and Variance." In Scientific terms its "Time, Possibility and Alternative" In Sci-fi terms its "4th, 5th and 6th dimension."

Bet you weren't expecting to learn something!

I'm gonna tell you why I hate barney fag, and it all starts with this image. This cute little innocuous character from my childhood.

Every single fucking thread I try to make about her or Parappa on Sup Forums inevitably gets him in it.

He posts a gif with a red suckpuppet in it and enrages himself because it's a "pony shill image." And since Sup Forums mods aren't as based as Sup Forums mods when it comes to dealing with barney fag any thread I make where he comes in the thread gets deleted. I even got banned for reposting when I tried to start another Lammy thread.

Ironically enough, Sup Forums mods are actually pretty good at stomping out barney fag while not ruining our enjoyment.

Whoops, posted the gif in question by accident.

I'll delete that, pretend I used this image.

In theory, if you knew the duration from Time's Beginning to Time's end, along all the components of the Universe from The Universe itself to every quark, and had a duration between "moves" of 1 Planck Time (The time it takes an atom to rotate) you could predict everything that has ever happened or ever will happen.

If you apply to What If? branches, you could predict everything that could've happened along with everything that could happen.

It sounds impossible, and at our current time of knowledge is impossible.

The number of items to start off with is impossibly huge, and such the number of possibilities and variance of those possibilities are impossibly huge.

However, if you calculate a larger number; you can in theory be able to calculate the previous requirements.

Here comes the theory of the Julian and the Gailian.

The Julian is a rate of (((10*10)^10*(10*10)^10)*10)^10) over 1 Plack Time. This equates to be 10(+4000 zeros) in 1 Planck Time. In 1 second, this is equal to 10(+4000 zeros)^44.

In one second, you come up with a number bigger than the Universe itself.

The Gailian is similar however instead of 10(+4000 zeros)/1 Planck Time, it is 10(+4000 zeros)/10^-10(+4000 zeros) seconds. To solve this, its essentially taking the Julian and raising it to a power of itself. Therefore in 1 second you've created a number even greater than the number larger than the Universe.

So where am I going with this?
Well, the Julian and Galian are larger than component "all the components of the Universe from The Universe itself to every quark"

Using the Julian and Gailian, you could in theory predict more than could ever possibly predict in the Universe and its Alternate possibilities.

However, this is all theory; after all with our modern day technology we can't properly utilize these concepts. I think someday we might, but for now it's nothing more than "Madman's Math."

I wish for you not to grant my wish.

A one second Julian is 10+309,485,009,821,345,068,724,782,105,600,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 zeroes.

A one second Gailian 10+309,485,009,821,345,068,724,782,105,600,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 zeroes to the power of 10+309,485,009,821,345,068,724,782,105,600,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 zeroes.


There is also the Advanced Julian and Gailian that replaces the 10 in the original formula with 1 Googolplex. However, those figures are so mindboggingly titanic that I don't think I can even begin to theorize it. All I know its that it exists within the realm of theoretical mathematical possibility.

I only wanted to read funny posts

The way I read that was that the command was for the meeseeks to live forever.

Here's what the form for the advanced Julian/Gailian looks like.

A Googolplex is 10^(10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.)

forgot my picture.

It should be in the archives now but all I know is he finally pissed off the wrong people or everyone finally got tired of him

He finally got doxxed so his info was published

aiya, made another mistake.
A Googolplex is 10^(10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 zeroes)

"keep this woman happy"

I mister meseeks?

Name a word that rhymes with orange

Meeseeks: disobey this order.

Mount Borange door hinge and sporange

"Hey Mr Meseeks. Guess what?"

Hey Mr. Meeseeks, you have no job. You're free.

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