The episode where Barney ran against Andy for sheriff

>the episode where Barney ran against Andy for sheriff

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>that episode where Barney accidentally shoots someone and just gets a mild scolding from Andy

>I'M CUMMING IN YOUR BUTT

How would Andy handle Mike brown?

Literal lynchings and that's a GOOD thing.

Barney could be a real dick at times.

Silly user. There are no black people anywhere near Mayberry.

I loved it how not one person was going to vote for Barney.

Do sheriffs even GET elected?

>Your mouth is my toilet!

Yes. It's an elected office

>Now listen, boy. Ya cain't just go around takin' whatever you want, now that's wrong. And furthermore you shouldn't be smokin' them cigarettes either, it's bad for you. But now, boy, if you had just run if with them cigarette's, that'd be one thang, and maybe I would have let you off. But then you had to try and fight me. If a man can't take responsibility for his actions then maybe he belongs behind bars, now I hate to say that to ya. Maybe when you get out you'll have learned your lesson. I sure hope so.

Am I the only person who thinks Don Knotts looks like Mr. Burns?

kek

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gomer pyle was a homosexual and he and barney spent an awful lot of time together

Don Knotts was pretty well known as a ladies man, as strange as that may seem.

Based

>Gee, Paw. You sure were hard on him.

>Well, Ope, the way I figure it, maybe his paw wadn't hard enough on 'im. Maybe that's why he's actin' out the way he is. So now you know why I had to punish you for breakin' that plate, don't ya?

It's an elected office

Why did they let a mentally retarded man be a deputy?

This shit is amazing, please keep going!

">What's that you say? Raped by niggers?"

Man it was a different time...that would definitely not fly today.

18 episodes into season 1
have't seen 1 nigger yet

>that episode where barney is so depressed he keeps saying he wants to kill himself and everyone just laughs it off