Does Alicia Vikander really have the chops to be the Tomb Raider?

I was personally not that impressed by the trailer.

meme pic aside, I'm serious. It looked bad

Who gives a shit about this dumbass video game reboot movie
The sad part is that talented actors are wasted on this fucking garbage because you dipshits keep demanding it over and over again

Looks like a 15 year old tranny

I think they cast an ugly androgynous actress as a part of the agenda to push transsexualism.

Is Fassbender a closet gay?

Who was demanding a Tomb Raider reboot. go ahead and find me an example

it's a movie based on a video game, so it will likely be retarded trash irrespective of cast.

I like skelly vikander - she might not be fat later in life.

The movie will be shit, but normies will eat it up and pay the toll. No one will ever top Jolie as Lara so just stop goyim.

would.

i think it'll be alright. walton goggins and dominic west are always fun

>you shouldn't have come here. but i'm glad you did

>demanding a new TR movie
>demanding a TR movie starring a wooden plank
wew lad

I'm sure she can pull off A tomb raider, just not THE tomb raider.

I never asked for the rebooted games, so not gonna go see this movie either.

Fuck SJWs or whoever are responsible.

I want her toes in my mouth

she lost the tits but their new Tomb Raider design is still unbelievably beautiful, Alicia just can't pull it off

alicia looks good, it's just too bad that for ideological reasons, they dismissed that lara's boobs are an essential trait of her character. they probably even specifically searched for an actress with as less boobs as possible

>doesn't post the epic behind shot

Looks like someone raided her curves.

*ear shattering fart noise*
WHAT IF CTHULHU WASN'T JUST A STORY?

>peeing on the baldlet
based

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shooped

nice tiny ass but that upper body looks monstrous

I want to rub my dick on her back muscles.

body like a $150 fridge

damn so sexy

BODY.
NICE.
AND SQUARE.

a $150 fridge has the same shape as a $2500 fridge

What's up with all this thumbnail-posting these days? Is it a new meme?

Did you see her back in the trailer? Girl is ripped.

Dudes wear muscle suits in movies all the time, why can't chicks wear boob/hip suits?

That being said, if I saw her on the street I would assume she was a tranny from the shoulder to hip ratio.

She has the charisma of a rock. Horrible choice.

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88042213 looks good to you? Seriously?

for a girl

>nice tiny ass
are you gay?

This is just your own paranoia talking. Not everything is about SJW shit.

They most likely specifically searched for a girl who is fit, can do stunts herself and can act decently. Fit girls have less fat on them, therefore they have smaller asses and look like sticks and not feminine.

And worrying about boobs is a really teenage thing to do.

>ass of a 12 year old boy

Hollywood trannies used to put a lot more effort into their craft. I think this is going to be a trend.

Built like a 13 years old boy

Tinkle on your pinkle

Most likely

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i want to lick that delicious body mmm

well count me gay pedophile!

She's lucky she has such a pretty face, her body is nothing to look at.

>>she lost the tits but their new Tomb Raider
They were huge. What are you talking about?

this. also there's LITERALLY never been a good tomb raider game, old or new.

i don't think anyone demanded this shit. It's just a producer who woke up one, day 'hey, we got these Tomb Raider rights for decades, how bout we make a film?'

tomb raider 1 is a masterpiece, you should try it

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>Lara not played by Eva Green

NOT FUNNY!

Also not funny... but that's kinda how it feels with her girly looks