So why haven't you visited Syria yet Sup Forums
So why haven't you visited Syria yet Sup Forums
Luke Bell
Nicholas Davis
> Don't Mind the Airstrikes: Syria Suggests it Is the Perfect Spot for Your Destination Wedding
> Are you looking for a relaxing vacation on a sun-dappled beach surrounded by lush green valleys, pristine azure waters, and exciting nightlife?
> How about Syria?
Juan Long
> American sunseekers who are tempted by these offerings might be wise to consider the U.S. Department of State warning that "strongly recommends against all travel to Syria" due to that nation's dangerous, violent conflict and "an increased risk of kidnappings, bombings, murder, and terrorism."
kek
Cooper Phillips
Seems like a good place to visit for any (((CIA))) operatives.
Dylan Johnson
Because Assad isnt dead
James Gomez
>leftists most likely to fall for this
>they're literally trying to get rid of any potential vote for $hillbot
Ian Torres
No thanks, I'd rather not get beheaded
Dominic Scott
It must be cheap as fuck.
James Adams
I don't think they've beheaded any gypies so you're safe so far
Ryan Cox
that's when it'll really be unsafe
or do you want drugs and prostitution?
Nicholas Smith
This is only showing cities like latakia and tartous which are very safe because they have russian military bases in these cities
Xavier Taylor
>Syria is inviting tourist to their pristine beaches
but what happened to Syrian refugees running from war?
Jack Diaz
>Exciting night life
David Long
Super cheap holiday in hell.
I want to go out of morbid curiosity. Let's all us NEET freaks of Sup Forums go out there. It would be a beautiful disaster.
Jack Ramirez
We all get there and immediately recognize each other since we're the only white people there. Then we take a rental truck to Aleppo and decide to scream "allah akbar" at the wandering villagers and watch them recoil in fear. One of us of course brought a solar-powered usb charger so we can record it happening.
Then we hit an IED and the car explodes but 5 of us survive and we decide to run back but the explosion attracts ISIS forces and we get kidnapped.
2 months later 4 of us are still alive and they decide to use us in a video. During the production, we're forced to kneel down and wait for them to have the perfect shot, but we decide to fuck with the cameraman and make a funny face at the last minute before the sword guy can behead us.
Eventually the cameraman is so fucking angry he just shoots us.
Jonathan Thompson
Because I dont want to get murdered by some dune coon?
Evan Miller
I want to do this. Maybe even snap a pic with Assad and Putin before I join the SAA.
Jaxson Martin
Syria got better once all the Syrians left
Isaac Nelson
they didnt like the beaches.
Dominic Sullivan
Don't have to. They're bringing Syria to us.
Whether we want it or not.
Angel Perez
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Jeremiah Johnson
> 3 likes
Michael Howard
Been there
Landon Scott
All the Syrians are in Germany now so its ok!
Jacob Long
>Millions of almost entirely male Syrian refugees keep leaving the country
Syria must be like 90% female at this point I say lets go
Logan Brown
For real, how would I go about just traveling to Syria for a week to vacation before it gets back on its feet or gets destroyed? Travel agency's wont give me rates cause U.S. Gov has it practically blacklisted. I would document my trip for Sup Forums and /sg/ as well.
Evan Perry
on a scale of absolutely shitty to absolutely shitty how bad are muslims?
Colton Campbell
This.
>shitzillions of Syrian and Iraqi men leave
>only trashbag muslim women left
prepare to be COLONIZED
Joshua Murphy
I'm not doing swapzies with the sandpeople. I like America and the history of my homeland.
Xavier Collins
I would like to go to Syria someday because history.
Luke Hall
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Juan Roberts
I also like white women.
Elijah Cox
Kek
Angel Howard
More ransom money for them.
Wyatt Baker
Because I don't respect a country trying to get tourist money while also playing the "we're at war!" Card to dump their undesirables
Jackson Lewis
>go about just traveling to Syria
It's not hard if you wanted to. There is no jew standing at ataturk to check who you are if you walk out during a connecting flight and then a 12 hours bus ride.
people have this idea that all conflicts are far away. you fall asleep on a plane on you are there.
Aaron Young
call their embassy
Daniel King
Can I really do this?
What I dont want is to get kidnapped trying to take a 12 hour bus. If im doing this I might as well join the YPG or Kurds. I just want to take a flight and be there.