Why did Dante get so angry when he learned that his completely faithful girlfriend had previously performed fellatio on...

Why did Dante get so angry when he learned that his completely faithful girlfriend had previously performed fellatio on 36 men before? It's not like she was cheating on him. Plus that was her past. Pretty childish to be honest.

Because his waifu a slut, obviously.

>Tonguing a mouth that's had that many dicks in it
I'd be pissed to desu that's why I don't eat pussy.

He was just pissed off in general, mostly at himself because his life was shit but he's too arrogant to beat himself up about it so he lashes out at everyone else.

If it was nearly as easy for men to get sex as it is for women then they too would be as equally as promiscuous. This is a lready proven true by attractive lothario types. Plus throughout the film Dante openly discusses cheating himself and was willing to.

Why is this in black and white?

reminder that there is nothing wrong with a woman who enjoys men and that men are always happy to provide for liberated women

Because Kevin Smith is extremely insecure.

The fact that she was counting.

Everyone tastes and swallows their blood, sweat, boogers, phlegm, and all kinds of shi t. Does that stop you from sucking face? Think how many times your mother and female relatives have had cocks in their mouths- does that stop you from hugging and kissing them?

being a whore wasn't as accepted in the 90s

When I think about how many cocks OP's mother has had it literally boggles the mind.

She was a whore and whores never change.

Feminism was a mistake.

but muh lasagna

IN A ROW?

it's cheaper and he had like $25,000 budget

Not really. It did exactly what it set out to do.

Would you kiss a fleshlight that had been used by 36 men before?

Looks like the Arby's shills are out in full force.

How many partners does an average women at age 30 have nowadays?

american women have about a 100 or so.

A year has 52 weekends, at an average 2 per weekend since age 12:
1872 dicks.

he lost whatever sexual leverage he had, when he found out she was a turbo slut and he was fairly inexperienced. it's supposed to be the other way. inescurity got the best of him, like most males.

Surely you can't be serious

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why do you save this stuff on your computer?

Good for Sup Forums bants

>you should like having a used up whore of a gf

Bait aside, I'd hate to discover the person I love is a literal cock sleeve.

Feminism, like communism is a self-solving problem.

What number of partner's she had would bother you? Over 10?

this guy gets it.

100 minimum

>it's another hating on women/feminism thread
why do these pop up so often during weekends?

>Pretty childish to be honest.
Did Dante or Randal strike you as mature and well-put together adults?

you must be a hit with the ladies

It was his graduating project from film school I believe. When he got a distributor to release it they went back and licensed some great music for the sound track.
Clerks and mallrats have 10/10 90's core soundtracks.

I was thinking the other day, why is cheating with an ex partner that big of a deal in modern normie degenerate culture? Like really, she's already taken his dick and been thoroughly coated in his cum before, so like, it's already happened, numerous times. So it happened again, like, the 99 times it's happened already didn't matter, why is the 100th such a big deal, just because of the time it happened in?

Please note I am a 27 year old no gf ever permavirign and have no idea how the emotion of love works.

is that a man?

>why is cheating with an ex partner that big of a deal
Fidelity

No. The math checks out.
If you leave out some stuff, like if she was really loyal in a long term relationship for about 2 years, that would still amount to more than a thousand cocks.

It doesn't.
All normie relationships are "open" by default now. Going "close" is a big step, like getting engaged or marriage. Whether it's an ex or not makes no difference (if anything it makes it worse).

>it's a clueless angry virgins discusses sex as if they know what they're talking about episode
Please go to /r9k/

If you posted this exact thread on reddit I think they'd make you the majority shareholder of the company and name all their adopted blind retarded dogs after you.

Most "open" relationships I see on tinder are women who are allowed to fuck around while their cuck boyfriend or husband stays at home.

Thanks for your priceless input, roastie.

She knew she had hid that information from him and was willing to continue to do so until confronted with another corroborating witness.

Been there done that myself. She never fessed up to being the warehouse bicycle even when I had told her I wasn't the type to care about past relationships. Reality was, she was cheating on her boyfriend with a few guys and wanted to add me to the rotation. She's a little messed up in the head.

WOMEN AND MEN ARE NOT EQUAL

YOUR COMMENT MEANS LITERALLY NOTHING

Over 0. It's disgusting. The ideal is a virgin. If you can't get that you're settling and you'll rationalise why having a slut is better than having a virgin.

Usually it's some stupid shit like the slut knows how to fuck better. Like her cunt is somehow tighter and nicer and fresher than virgin pussy.

Then they say they give better head, like a girl can't learn to suck your dick, like the slut didn't learn.

There's no value to a slut as a partner if you have options. Most men don't have options and accept what they can get. It's ok to be pragmatic. Most men don't get to live in a castle or drive a ferrari, but if you had the option to, you probably choose a castle over a 1 bedroom flat in India and a ferrari over a broken 1997 honda accord. Some men have options, some men don't, some men are content with shit, some aren't. Objectively a ferrari and the castle and the virgin have some better features than their counter-parts.

>using the term roastie unironically

Nah dude, virgins are clumsy in bed dude, teenage sex is overrated dude.

they actually are nowadays though

No they're not and they will never be. Their behavior isn't the same, their biology isn't the same, their sexual strategies aren't the same. Nothing about them is the same.

All women cheat. Thats why I'd never even make an attempt at dating.

People getting off work, and sick of the feminist BS they had to put up with all week.

You're an incompetent retarded faggot. Literally a retarded dog.

Not really user. If you're just dating someone casually theres no reason to be exclusive from the get go.
If you're a couple, then thats an additional distinction really.
I mean human relationships are complicated and it's not one size fits all.

>It was his graduating project from film school I believe.
Sure wasn't. He dropped out of film school. He maxed out a bunch of credit cards to finance Clerks.

Because BW film stock was cheaper.

maybe you're baiting, but it's actually true. my theory is that the only ones that put it on a pedestal are the ones that missed out.

Would you hire somebody who has had 36 different jobs in the past 10 years?

you must be so fucking gay if you didn't have fun fucking your virgin gf in high school.

that shit was the best. tight pussy, wet pussy, tasty pussy, fertile pussy, clean pussy.

you gaycunts are trying to convince other people that virgins are lame because they're clumsy, why? wouldn't you be happier if we all went for virgins and left you with our leftovers?

if that job was sucking my dick then absolutely.

It's just as hard for them to get a mate as is it for men.

lmao

stay mad

>If you're just dating someone casually theres no reason to be exclusive from the get go. If you're a couple, then thats an additional distinction really.
That's exactly what I said. This is a relatively new thing, and needs to be reminded to the virgins here who probably think the moment you hold hands with a girl she will magically stop riding Chad's dick.

How fucking incompetent, braindead, and what kind of erectile dysfunction and porn addiction does a faggot like you two need to have to not enjoy teenage sex?

Do you understand the concept of acquiring sexual experience together with your gf, and becoming better at it as it goes on?

You literally conditioned yourself to think that a used up cumrag that has been railed by 20 people before you is "better and more experienced" because your pathetic beta brains have to cope with the fact you can't get someone who isn't a used up whore.

Your comments inspire me to beat the shit out of people like you.

was randall a virgin?

that fact that this upsets you so much leads me to believe you've never really experienced it, and just putting on a pedestal, much like how virgin men put women on one.

Finally, 59% of men (but 0% of women) agreed to casual sex. These figures roughly correspond to an original study on the topic by Clark and Hatfield

How mentally ill do you have to be to throw a literal shit fit over this.

>t. mad because I broke his oneitis muffin

im mad that i like virgins? hahhaha

stay fucking unmarried and gross and wasted your best years getting passed around by the guys like you were a fleshlight who talked too much

>Do you understand the concept of acquiring sexual experience together with your gf, and becoming better at it as it goes on?
all i'm saying is that my sexual experiences in my 20s were a lot better than the awkward stuff i did in my teens, no need to get so mad

I don't follow

it's just a shit movie written by a fat nerd who never got laid at all until his ugly gold-digging wife came along. I wonder when kevin smith last saw his dick.

I've fucked plenty of sluts, doesn't make anything you said less retarded.

stay mad

Because you're a substandard faggot who is bad at sex. You need 20 dudes to rail a cunt before you just because you can't make a girl better at it yourself.

You are a beta.

cause youre a dumbcunt

bitter virgin detected

nah, most people agree that sex when they're young is awkward and bad, and it gets better when you've had more partners and hit your 20s and even 30s. makes sense.

someone who still hasn't had sex and uses words like "beta", "cumrag" and actually gets angry when discussing sex wouldn't understand. it's ok, you'll find your virgin some day.

I'd honestly be okay with about 3 if she was on her early 20s. I'd reluctantly accept 10 if she was on her mid 30s

Kys degenerate nigger

most women suck dick you mother sucks dick.He was insecure i guess.

>most people agree
Most people rationalize.

I only will marry a virgin. Marrying a girl who has been defiled by other men is disgusting.

>nah, most people agree that sex when they're young is awkward and bad

would that be the non-virgin roasties who are trying to convince me that they're better at sex than fresh wet tight pussy?

you may aswell say "gay guys say sex is better when its between 2 men so straight people are wrong"

youre arguing subjective enjoyment. i prefer tight wet pussy to loose dry pussy.

so does dante, so do many men. you can continue to have our second hand girls, we are happy for you to enjoy them.

>marrying
>thinking you'll find a virgin
Just wait for the next sexual revolution. Roasties are already scared shitless.

>blaming the player and not the game

I hope everyone in this thread gets cancer

>he thinks Chad doesn't get all the hymens
Next time you're chatting with one, casually ask him how many virgins has he fucked.

It is easy for men, it's just a small percentage of men and they're fucking most of the women. Don't be daft.

>would that be the non-virgin roasties who are trying to convince me that they're better at sex than fresh wet tight pussy?
no it would be most people.
the people who regard awkward, bad teenage sex such highly are people like you who never experience it, who thinks it such an amazing thing when it really is nothing. too bad you'll never figure that out, i guess.

Daaamn, sex bots look like that?

I hope you marry the man who takes your virginity

>you can continue to have our second hand girls, we are happy for you to enjoy them.
Kek you're not fooling anyone, you've obviously never gotten laid if sex talk gets you this spergy.

Awkward, so what? You're experiencing life. It's also not bad as a teenager. You don't have to rationalize your unspectacular adult life out of fear it's already over.

>97 replies
>37 posters
I can pretty much smell the sexual frustration ITT