Who should play Carmen Sandiego in the live adaptation?

I'm drawing a blank when it comes to sultry Latina actresses.

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>sultry Latina
lmao it's almost 2018, get with the times

Idris Elba

they would probably cast wonder woman

Idris Elba

Idris Elba

there already is one
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Idris Elba

Role defaults to the Modern Family chick

Nah shes too silly to play such a role. Ana de Armas should have every Latina role ever because shes gorgeous and not a subhuman spic.

My dick demands it

>too silly to play a supercriminal that can steal Neptune out of orbit

Salma Hayek

Regardless sofia is gross and used-up expired roastie. and she looks like a tranny. Ana should get the role

The new adaptation is a cartoon, mong.

That don't look like no Latina I've ever seen

Gal Gadot

>carmen sandiego
give me a ghostwriter movie

Sofia Viagra

They could cast Genesis Rodriguez, but i wish for a more seductive/elegant woman i can't even imagine who.

I'd say Sofia Vergara, but probably she will be too old for that, Maybe Jessica Biel

>Genesis Rodriguez
I don't like women who falsely claimed rape

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file size is a disgrace

no

Why did you have to find a warrant? Shouldn't you just be able to go to a judge and get one?

Does she have to be a Latina?

No, but she needs to be THICC, and despite Eva Green's mammaries, unfortunately she doesn't qualify as THICC.

Never really saw Sandiego as think. She's a master thief. Pretty sure they have to be nimble.

some nigger

That looks like dove cameron or elsa hosk
80's Gina Gershon was almost an exact match
If it has to be a latina, well Victoria Justice i guess?

they made one starring nic cage :^)

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Penelope Cruz /thread

It's like the character was modeled on her

This pls

wait 3 years and give it to that Moaner chick from Transformers

Is there going to be a live action film or is this just a subtle 'inevitable biopic' thread

For years I've thought Angelina Jolie would be perfect as Carmen. She's not too old yet either.

Carmen works best as an elusive shadow figure that you can almost reach but not ever catch. Even having her in a scene means she's no longer 3-5 steps ahead. Cast some latina model, only shoot her from around a corner or off in the distance.

Or just make the detective the protagonist.

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she looks like a mummy now

fuck off skeleton

she has to make me feel funny in the pants

It will be a midnight black Nigerian with nappy hair