Happy birthday, Mr. Krabs
Happy birthday, Mr. Krabs
Andrew Wright
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Levi Ward
>Old enough to remember the nukes
Do they ever address this?
Jeremiah King
>born right after the Great Depression
>probably raised by parents who who had just come out of pinching every penny they could, thinking they'd have to raise their child with basically no money.
This makes him a lot sadder.
Aiden Butler
So the great war he fough in was Vietnam?
Luke Clark
>Forgetting about the Cola Wars
Get out...
Grayson Cooper
If I remember correctly, the episode about Krabs and Plankton's shared past as friends showed that he was incredibly poor growing up.
I mean, it's not like Spongebob has any consistency. But either way, Krabs' money obsession has a pretty clear source.
Nolan Rodriguez
>Has moustache
>Hair n/a
Daniel King
Ayden Nelson
Are you feeling it now?
Dylan King
>hasn't gotten his licensed renewed in 14 years
I knew he was cheap but fuck's sake
Jaxson Bell
crabs don't have birthdays
they hatch from eggs and go through several stages of metamorphosis, the beginning of any one of which could be considered their "birth"
depending on what his dob refers to, he could well have matured during WW2
however it's just as likely, given that he would have been considered an adult at five years, that he fought in Korea
jesus christ user it's just a cartoon
Jaxson Green
Mr. Krab's was raised in a poor family according to Friend or Foe
Bentley Perry
also if he really only weighs 5 pounds then Spongebob must take place in the early 1950s at the latest, otherwise Mr Krabs would be considerably larger and heavier, since the only barriers to growth crustaceans experience are related to oxygen transport when they get fuckhueg
Nolan Baker
Honest question OP, why did you post this and how did you know it was Mr. Krab's birthday? Do you post it every year?
Jacob Perez
74 years
Evan Bailey
Like the police are ever gonna pull him over beyond wanting to order some Krabby Patties
Easton Rivera
I saw it in passing on Facebook
Parker Clark
oh yeah mr krabs
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Nathan Barnes
HAVE A BOWL MR SQUIDWARD
Carter Davis
You look really good with a mustache, Mr. Krabs.
Logan Phillips
Leo Ross
His license expires in '02.