Joe Pesci holds the record for the shortest Oscar speech when he won in 1991 for GoodFellas. He walked to the stage...

Joe Pesci holds the record for the shortest Oscar speech when he won in 1991 for GoodFellas. He walked to the stage, collected himself, and said "It's my privilege. Thank you."

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short and succinct. I like it. Everyone should speak like that.

What'd did you expect, dude's like 4 feet tall.
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poor Graham Greene he was the only one who didn't win for that movie IIRC

this is objectively a cool fucking move

I don't think i've never even heard of that movie. Or him.

>1991
Thank you, it was my privilege.
>2017
My GOD. Can you believe DRUMPF is our president? In 2017? I think that America is truly in a dark place and its really OUR responsibility as ARTISTS to shed some light on this country. Really, i think that the world would have been a better place with a WOMAN in charge, but we can't let this FASCISTS MISOGYNIST NAZI SYPATHIZING WHITE SUPREMACIST MAN destroy trans rights!

Now please join me for an hour of silence in solidarity with minorities.

he's based, he's never liked being a celebrity and put up on a pedestal, it's why he's stayed out of the limelight for so long

>he's never liked being a celebrity and put up on a pedestal,
he starred in 3 massively successful children's movies between the 2 Home Alones and My Cousin Vinnie

False.
Costner lost Best Actor for it (won Best Pic and Director) and that Mary woman lost Best Supporting actor.

fucking based

Battlestar president lost too

wow who the fuck won Best Actor that year?
>Jeremy Irons for Reversal of Fortune
Now THAT I've never even heard of. Is it any good?

>stupid fucking white man

graham greene was most based in Thunderheart

>he thinks complaining is an achievement

oh youll go far amerikuk.
....prison or army by 20. prove me wrong!

you see Wind River? he's good in that.

Jeremy Irons has never been in a good movie so no

Was Paddy Chayefsky redpilled?

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no he was a Zionist

you say that as if starring in successful children's movies somehow implies he likes being a celebrity

Justify calling The Lion King a bad movie.

>not being a Zionist

Daily reminder Seneca was a fraud who didn't practice what he preached.

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Manlet.

Best speech incoming
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>Be Vanessa Redgrave
>Your father left your mother for another man
>Don't be like your mother and marry a director instead of an actor
>Your husband left you for another man

Never make the jew angry, Vanessa.

You sure about that 5 seconds?

Bob Hope is so cool

GET DIS TRU YOAH HEAD YOU JOO MUDDAFUKKA YOU

god DAMN that is fucking ballsy!

You could tell he had written 100 long ass epic speeches the week before but couldn't decide on any of them, and was so insecure about the one he finally picked, he started to rehearse it in his head while walking to the stage but it wouldn't make any sense anymore, so he starts spilling spaghetti and says ah fuck this shit.

post oscarkino

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More like the shortest Oscar winner.

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Joe Pesci won a fucking oscar?

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Holy shit Dick Tracy was nominated for an oscar?

colonialism is sus

Have you never watched it? Sets, makeup, costumes etc were all topnotch

If anything, Warren Beatty is the weak link of the movie. Even Madonna outperformed him.

Could've been a bit more granite jawed but I thought he was decent
>that last scene when the cops absolutely murder the fuck out of Big Boy's gang

Then he was escorted into an empty room, and muttered "Oh no."

>these are the people I share Sup Forums with

I haven't watched the movie since it came out and now i fucking want to brb

Fuck you cunt

Lolita is literally /ourkino/

I had that third cup in my cabinet for ages

@88057235
dumb frogposter don't @ me again faggot.

>nice digits
joe getting a little pruney these days though.

I wish he was still alive because I know he'd be shitposting with us

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One of them was a convicted rapist heh.
also a black

definitely /our guy/

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People who actually watch the Oscars?

Here's to looking better after 70 user

My Cousin Vinny was rated R, so my interpretation of a children's film might be a bit different

>he didn't have the soundtrack as a kid
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He's had 4 acting credits in the last 20 years, one of which was lethal weapon 4. How much do you think he hates hollywood?

Of course he took offence, he was talking about this speech where she calls out the Jews

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>goyim, this is not the place for your crazy politics
>SHUT IT DOWN

lol, this bitch is supposed to be Native? What, her great great grandfather was 1/2 cherokee or something?

she posed nude in a magazine. someone be a lamb and post it I am at work.

Fuck You.

He's pretty decent in Margin Call

I've never had a movie make me feel more dead inside than dead ringers

do you remember matt?
things were simpler back then.

now we have the money. the girls. why can't I be happy? Is it possible to find satisfaction in this life ?

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he's a fantastic actor but he's had an odd career