Someone mentioned a homestuck tv show i few weeks ago here, but i dont belive it...

Someone mentioned a homestuck tv show i few weeks ago here, but i dont belive it. The comic is really auquardly paced even before it went bad. So itt if you were a network exceutive, what would you cut or add to make homestuck a 12 ep per season show that can appeal to normies.

it's a load of bullshit.
At the very least, andrew may had plans at some point for franchising that eventually fell through

Dante Basco's still working with Huss

If there were to be a homestuck TV show, I doubt it would resemble the comic very much at all. More of a "set in the same universe" sort of deal, or a VERY condensed re-telling.

Dante Basco is a haz-been

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HOMESTUCK 2.0

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The WP team was saying it was a sequel, which is apparently what these snaps are setting up?

Get rid of the godawful Tavros child and i'm vaguely okay with this situation

I still dont get the whole snapchat stuff. I mean, come on, the people who read Homestuck are a bunch of socially awkward teens who read fujo stuff, why market this with something that only normies use?

Why not use Pesterchum

JUST

Is IPGD a good person?

She's one of those godawful post-ironic people who should never be given a modicum of power.

What's the last thing to happen on Snapstuck? Last I saw there was a plot to assassinate Jane and Roxy is with Calliope on a date.

it transitioned to jack leading the felt

We got funni felt jokes.

>funny
ehhhhh

No, funni.
It's like funny, but only teenage girls who think davekat is SO GOOD laugh at it.

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Is ipgd /our guy/?

ipgd is cancer and always types in run-on sentences to put on a sense of irony
sorta like these and she has wormed her way into this comic because her own life is empty
she is ugly and boring

i fuckin hate equius he makes me so angry

She reminds me of the kind of guy who's desperate to be popular but doesn't necessarily have that much talent, so just inserts themselves everywhere even if it's awkward and they're not very skilled socially. There was a guy in the Fallout community who did that.

she can draw pretty well

So can anyone with a lot of practice.

Yeah, she's pretty talented :^)
That doesn't change the fact that she is literally garbage, though.

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I'm confused at some of the ships here.

John/Rose, Jade/Dave (because who else would have twins), obvious, Tavros/Jade, Rosemary.

>kind of guy who's desperate to be popular but doesn't necessarily have that much talent, so just inserts themselves everywhere even if it's awkward and they're not very skilled socially.

Too close to home, user.
Someone put me out of my fucking misery

Stop trying to insert yourself everywhere, you're doing it right now.

See what I mean?
Someone needs to KILL ME

>wake up
>you are Karkat Vantas
what do

>auquardly

>because who else would have twins

Why is this fanon for Jade
That pic was drawn before she went god-tier too

convince kanaya to break up with rose

Suicide.

>Why is this fanon for Jade

Because when artists can't decide whether or not a character would have boys or girls, they do twins.

Jade's a dog, she'll have a litter.

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more stuff from the homestuck calendar

TavJade is not going to go out without a fight unless the DaveJade breed memes die first.

they all look like trannys

Do this

Your ship is objectively awful

Least they shave

Drawing is fueled by motivation or talent/practice
i"pig"d's only motivation is to be popular.
therefor: ipgd a shit
a shit

>tavjade
Are you for fucking real?

It's what this dumpster fire needs to combat Jadememes.

Not by a long shot.

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Jade/the other kids is a better ship.

Make John less generic and I'd be willing to read a script for the pilot of a show using this format.

>Make John less generic
but that's the whole point.

Why didn't John and Kanaya fug?

Cheer up user, maybe if you're lucky you'll self-insert yourself into something useful.

Because Hussie has shit taste

Whoops accidentally namefagged there

At best you can have this

What's your favorite class and aspect (Classpect, whatever motherfuckas)
and why
>Prince of Doom
>Literally, Fuck your rules
>Giant meteor says "die in a ditch, just like a little bitch"
>Living fucking HAX

>the half-trolls
stop contaminating my pure blood caste race
reeeeeeeeeeee

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Do not touch Nepeta while she sleeps, she is guarded by the dangerous Aradiabot.

Nobody has ever touched Nepeta and lived to tell the tale. Not even Equius.

Rose can't be expected to raise a full troll

The god's bloodline must be kept untainted!

It already was tainted, Prospitan gods are fucking Derse gods, pretty soon trolls and humans will live together

Bridezilla Jade

STOP POSTING THIS CONSTANTLY

i like this post because she hates the term "talented"
shes """skilled""" ok

Dave's traditional jewish wedding

Isn't Judiasm passed through the woman or whatever?

>page anything
>literally magikarp class

OY V3Y

>the homestuck tv show is homestuck babies
>the absolute madman has been planning this for years, and everything he's been doing was the sole purpose of making it happen

>Homestuck babies
Like baby versions of the cast, or their babies?

>Hussie will voice himself
>his character will be like Nanny

Neat

Dave's sweet talk

>troll girl is jewish
>lusus is a dragon which have an affinity for gold

really makes you wish the holocaust happened

>still clinging to the ideas of OldHuss
I envy your blindness

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reminder that hussie doesn't care and neither should you.

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CEO Jane

I'd profit her margins

Thank you, Steelcorridor, for the art

>not being fucked by troll rebels
Missed a golden opportunity

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uuhhh

>Something as heavily dialogue based as Homestuck surviving a serial show without being butchered like a cow

Shame Hussie butchered Jane, I found her pretty hot.

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Maybe if we butcher the already butchred comic it will some how become unbutchered?
naw, thats stupid

homestuck is already butchered

Needs to be more... endowed, but yeah like that.
I mean shit, we've got a canon female character who wants to dominate and breed like crazy and nobody takes advantage of that?

anyone here know the source?

Gilmore Girls it.

Agreed. Bring Tavjade back 2016.

oowee

The Jane cosplayers I've got that are ... sufficient, they're kinda potato-sack. But I know what you mean broseph.
here, have a picture of a pillow fight while I look for the Russian Jane cosplayer