Still no historical epic about Brian Ború and the Battle of Clontarf

>still no historical epic about Brian Ború and the Battle of Clontarf

I'd like a Cú Chulainn movie/series

LITERALLY WORSHIPS MALE NIPPLES

I have no idea how to differentiate these potato legends apart but i thought one of them was getting a movie adaption with Assbender as the lead

>With a population of under 500,000 people, Ireland had over 150 kings
WE

Fucking Ború fags get out.
Máel Sechnaill mac Domnaill IS THE BEST KING.

>tfw the blood of Michael Collins has been diluted
FOR FUCK SAKE FASSBENDER WHY

season 22 of Vikings.

they used to call their tribal chiefs "kings". other nations tried to convince them it was incorrect, but go tell an irishman he's wrong and see what happens.

>still no LOTR-style epic about Oisín and Tír na nÓg

>wanting more Celtic history polluted by (((diversity)))

Irish mythology is like LOTR combined with capeshit. Surprised they never made films out of it.

King Arthur isn't Celtic history

What language did Arthur speak?

Probably welsh

You know king Arthur isn't even history, right? Also I would guess old english

>Surprised they never made films out of it.
It definitely won't be made today look at Queen Maeve she is portrayed as a horrible human being in the Táin and she even retreats because of having her period lmao. They would probably make her into a mary sue who dindu nuffin.They will Cu Chulaiinn and Ferdia faggot lovers rather than best friends and respectful rivals. Oh and I almost forgot that they would make King Conor black or some shit.
If they did the film right ot would be GOAT action and political movie but I just know it will be some lefties wankstain if it ever gets made.

>You know king Arthur isn't even history, right?
he literally is

proofs?

lol MC looks like fucking Chandler Bing

>tfw we'll never have the mabinogi adapted into a kino tv series