Its a murr tries to tongue kiss a baby with out anyone telling him to

>its a murr tries to tongue kiss a baby with out anyone telling him to

LARRY

>it's a Sal pretends to be straight episode

>its an user projects his insecurities on to more successful people episode

He has a girlfriend and you are jerkin off to BBC porn right now

>mentions projection
>goes immediately to BBC porn

wew lad that's ironic.

>no you

Pathetic

what's pathetic is having no argument. so i guess it's you who will be going back to bbc cuck porn

Q > Murr > Joe > Sal

I never said cuck. Now who is really projecting?

Joe > Q > Murr > Sal

Objectively wrong

Joe>Q>Sal>Murr

The pic you posted is one of the reasons why Murr is so great. Therefore, your post is wrong.

Who aged the worst?

Murr is literally /ourguy/

But they did that to murr so wouldn't that still make them better?

Honestly I can't decide, Q with his hair short now looks pretty good, but the rest have aged poorly

Q aged the best
Joe aged the worst

Sal desu, he looks like a bloated anus.

>now tell him the Holocaust wasn't real!

Q, because he's the only one who isn't fugly in these pics

Post a pic of your face user

LARRY

I wish Joe was my dad. Things would be different

Joe would be an awesome dad but I couldn't deal with wanting to fuck my mom all the time

>they did that to murr
They didn't make him not smile for his license though.

So that makes him the best joker?
Okay then, have fun with that

Joe > Q > Murr > Sal
Sal isn't funny by himself but seeing him squeal like a bitch during his punishments is

You're an idiot. I'm not saying that specific instance is what makes him great. I'm saying when he does get punished or when he is told to do something retarded he makes it funnier than if it were the other guys just by the way he acts.

>Sal isn't funny by himself

I recommend checking out his stand up, he's actually pretty funny

I never claimed to be good looking. But I ended up with a qt gf anyway so I honestly don't care what I look like at this point. And neither would they at this point in their lives, I suppose.

His Nun joke is great

>But I ended up with a qt gf anyway so I honestly don't care what I look like

Post her then, prove it

post her soiled panties

>Hey Murr, kick that homeless guys dog to death.

This is some good bait user 7/10

Stay thirsty m80s. She's mine :^)

It's hard not to think about the objective superiority of BBC.

So you're lying on the internet?
Didnt your mother ever warn you about being a faggot?

Holy shit, I didn't realize they were all the same age

>psst murr go call that guy a nigger

This isn't even funny, think of something clever instead of just spouting the same dumb joke

Derp. Astoundingly they're all exactly the same height as well.

Sal aged the best IMO

>Derp
Kys

Q, wasted potential. Sal aged well when he isn't fat

They litterally say four LIFELONG friends in the opening

Fuck off triggered faggot.

maybe it's the angle but Sal had great facial aesthetics that are shit now that he's fat

>it's a Murry gets an absolute dumpster-tier punishment while the other guys get piss easy ones

Why does this keep happening?

>you have to be the same age to be lifelong friends

That's dumb

You need to go back

I hope who ever made the package for the pregnancy belly toy in that one episode got arrested. It looked like literal CP.

Joe and Sal were ugly back then. They aged pretty good. I'll say Murr aged the worst just because he's bald.

Murr basically runs the show and he is down to push his limits for the sake of the it

>NIGGER

jesus christ gatto...

This is probably the funniest show on TV, it really is.

See

>hey user go walk in front of that train
>hey user go apply for a job
>hey user move out of your parents house
>hey user go have sex for the first time

Agreed

it would be if they stopped with the "Sal pretends to be scared of stupid shit" punishments

>It's a Joker vs Nigger challenge!

Why does TruTV allow this?

Still bad, sorry user maybe you're just not funny?

I like this show much more than Jackass idk why.

WE

Those are the weakest ones. The best punishments are the super humiliating ones like Sal's wedding speech, and Q painting over children's artwork.

>Joe you gotta find that nigger!

>NIGGER!!!!!

jesus joe really?

kek btfo

Because they actually say and do things that are funny instead of just hurting themselves like in Jackass.

Customer
> what's that black thing over there
Joe
> OBAMA!

I really wish Sal had said that.

IT'S THE FAT CROW!

You replied to the wrong user

>hey Q go rub that little girls butt

...

Oops.

Meant for

awwww geez sorry guys you know I worship women
(X)

>hey Joe go rub that little girls butt

best episode

9 min after mine.. are we reaching some sort of synchronicity or are you mocking me

Why is Joe so cute

This, tbbqh he makes a bunch of "Dude kiss that guy it'll be funny lmao" jokes why wont he just come out?

>he makes a bunch of "Dude kiss that guy it'll be funny lmao

Name one time

probably the only good show on trutv. its basically a family friendly version of KvS

Kenny >>>>>> Spenny

I think you both could be very nice people if you would step over that pothole in the road.

Reach out to each other and turn that frown upside down.

Citing psychological projection is the academic version of "no you."

I dont even watch IJ.

Who /ant/ here?

LARRY!

q lookin fuckin fly in this photo god damn. maybe if he wasn't fat now the dude would get truckloads of pussy.

I know you are but what am i

She is pretty stunning yeah.
That nose must do awesome tricks.

I would let him put his nose anywhere

By best to worst:

Sal (jesus christ he was fugly)>Joe>Murr>Q

>most charismatic joker lands a super hot and cool wife
is anyone surprised?

No, I'm happy for him, he seems like really great guy

>yfw its just a long running punishment and they reveal she's a prostitute and leave him with the bill

Hahaha what?! I thought that was his daughter. Hahaha

>Q: For Murr's punishment he will be posing as a prisoner
>Sal: But what Murr doesn't know is that we paid a notorious gang to assault him in the bathroom
>Joe: Looks like Murr is going to get a handful
>all three start laughing, Q pats Sal's shoulder while Joe holds his eyes in place so they don't pop out
>Sal: Only the security guard is in on the joke
>Murr points at his prison uniform
>Murr: What is this? I look like a real prisoner right now! ahaha
>Joe: More like a real janitor
>Sal, Joe and Q laugh, Q has started slapping the table and Sal falls backwards crippling the crew girl who was standing behind him, Joe searches on the floor for his left eye
>Sal: Murr go into the bathroom
>Murr enters the bathroom
>Murr: What kind of bathroom is this it's only showers in here
>Q: yeah why don't you turn one on buddy
>Murr attempts to turn on the shower
>Q: no the one and the end of the hall
>Murr turns the shower on
>Joe: Murr theres a bar of soap taped to the showerhead. Grab it
>Murr takes the soap and holds it puzzled
>Sal: Hey Murr, turn around!
>Murr turns to realize that four prisoners have entered the room
>Joe: DONT DROP THE SOAP
>the three once again erupt into laughter. Sal has once again fallen backwards this time fatally wounding the crew girl on the floor. Q has now hit his own head on the table so hard he is bleeding. Joe's eyes are empty holes.
>the four men surround murr
>Joe: Murr....DROP THE SOAP
>screams from murr can now be heard coming through the screen. all three are now hysterical with laughter. Joe is fumbling for round objects to place in his eye sockets. Sal has begun to feed on the crew girl while Q asks for her number