RWBY/RT General #1005: Don't Get Taken Alive Edition

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Whoo hoo! New thread!

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Here is my shipping chart. Please R8.

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When are they going to release poster of the other spies?

>An edition like this is exactly why I need two seats on the council!

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___ for Netflix and Chill with Blake and her mom.

Fuck off Quebec isn't Canada

When I mouseover that image it darkens ever so slightly a short moment after popping up.
Can any of you technowizards explain why that happens? Something special about handling big PNGs? or something more sinister?

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Bacon shall be the way forward into a new civilization and radiant and smokey future!

>Yang
>WILLINGLY dating Neo
in what universe?

>Blake and Neo are rivals
This is my new headcanon

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She's being deceived.

The sense of lose bring them together.

triggered

What? That's not Neo, she's that lovely little Mistrali girl Licorice. She so sweet and kind, not at all like that Neo girl.

Nice edit

RADIANCE!

The Underverse?

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I'm gonna need a sauce on that.

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I dunno.

is most of that fat or is that all meat?

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wait what the fuck

you can buy bacon as a whole steak instead of in strips???

What would you do if Rubes said she would only love you if you helped her expel the Yankees blue-bellies from Dixie?

Does anyone remember that one cringe worthy OC that had thing going on with Yang and killed neo or some shit?

why does this general like Banesaw so much?

>Rubys really fucking drunk

Probably about a 70/30 ratio meat to fat give or take. That was a bunch of irregularly trimmed bellies I got from a friend who was moving out of state. Most of the time I try to cure leaner bellies when I can, but this time they were definitely fatter than usual.

dig bick for rapping

>Cringeworthy OC
That's the entire show m8.

He's a big guy

When she sees the Jaune

Yessir, though I actually cure my own. I buy the Cryopacks of raw trimmed pork belly from Costco and then portion them out in 3-5lb slabs. Then cure and smoke them myself. Comes out better than any store bought bacon for sure.

>rest of the country uses French and English by law because of Quebec
>Quebec only uses French

He's onto something

I'd let him wreck me.

Do you think he has a stash of Faunus on Human cuckholdery porn hidden somewhere in Beacon?

lel

besides the show mate.

Probably

...For you...

Shit dude, youse talking about Khyle

do you cut it into strips or eat it portioned like steaks?

Isn't pretty much every edgy OC made by children paired with Yang?

Yup, I don't have space for a personal meat slicer, so I typically cut down the smoked slabs into 1lb squares like in this pic Then they're able to be hand cut with a good sharp knife. Did some pastrami along with the Bacon last week for thanksgiving.

When she sees the Cinder...

There we go that's the one, thanks.

For you.
For all of us.
For our children.
For the future.

She's the big tits girl, it's only natural that she'd the entry-level waifu Not that being entry-level is inherently bad, but that's neither here nor there

Can't a guy just kill a Schnee? There's literally nothing wrong with that

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That makes sense. I don't think I've ever seen an OC paired with Blake funny enough.

Yep. Dat tiddy, user.

In any situation in which Banesaw would be able to kill the Schnee, Adam would ban him from doing so because they'd be too valuable of a hostage.

He'd be able to keep the Schnee because muh rules of nature, but they would have to be kept alive and reasonably undamaged

>I don't think I've ever seen an OC paired with Blake funny enough.
That's because people have standards.

See This:
The answer is in there.

These people probably have enough abandonment issues already

>Can't a guy just kill a Schnee?
Apparently not

>mfw this guy has the same art style as my little sister
>Giant heads
>simple arms
c-cute
>She's 8 years old

>Banesaw has to watch over Weiss, always protecting her
>Stockholm and Lima syndromes develop
>Banesaw eventually lets Weiss free and helps her escape
>Years later Adam find them

I don't remember a "Licorice" being enrolled in our school, and I've been here for years. Something's up

>even autistic deviantart OC makers know Blake is a shitty kitty
Kek

>rape
Banesaw is too pure to do that

Kek, nice edit user.

Keep your mouth shut. I don't care who they are, they just swept through the semifinals. Don't you want to beat those smug Vale and Atlas pricks for once?

Thanks, anons.

This is Yang, say something nice about her.

how would Jacques Schnee react to his daughter marrying an ex-White Fang general? how would he react if she kept it a secret until he handed her the company and retired so that he can't disown her anymore?

She has beautiful purple eyes

She's lost some weight

It's mainly cause she's entry level and doesn't have any romantic options so it's super easy. Plus she's "easy" so, among all the RWBY, she'd be the first one and the fastest to immediately go for a guy she likes, no tsun/kuudere bullshit or second guessing.

Basically
Rubyx OC: Maximum self-insertion; I want to be the main character tier
YangxOC: Maximum waifu-ism; I want an imaginary waifu to fall for me tier
BlakexOC: Maximum edge; I want to feel edgy/dark/misunderstood tier

Weiss x OC is pretty rare and is not really an extreme. It's still pretty bad but it doesn't really say much. I mean, you're basically Jaune or worse, Neptune.

She managed to not lose either of her two most important appendages...?

FUCKING KEK!

Anyone got the image that says Cinder is the good guy because she did things like free a man that was imprisoned without a trial?

I do.

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She has large, voluminous, mesmerizing, attractive eyes

She isn't as top heavy as she was last season.

She has a great Sister

She has nice hair?

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What if Blake got really shy when she stood next to you?

since when is "wow you've got huge tits" an insult?

if Banesaw forced himself on Weiss would he be gentle?

I guess I'd be fine with it? I'd wonder what's up with the back of her right hand too.

I hope not...

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That's right, it's goddamn joke time you degenerate mutts.

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I would worry that she knows I'm not happy to see her and it is an M1911A1 in my pants...

What have we seen so far
>Weiss has had two guys pin for her and maybe some old businessmen
>Jaune is not attracted at all to Pyrrha who has arguably one of the largest chests among the students

What it looks like: In Remnant, having a flat chest is more attractive than a fat one.

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