Get your ram-packed train carriages and bottles of Zoloft and Viagra at the ready as Question Time resumes for 2016/17 with a special Labour leadership episode that is bound to be as hilarious as it will be infuriating.
In the commie corner, representing the multi-culti North London shithole of Islington North since 1983 and leading Labour for about a year, is Jeremy Corbyn. Jezza has survived wave after wave of party onslaught - a mass shadow cabinet resignation, a vote of no confidence, appointing Diane Abbott to cabinet - since his complete lack of enthusiasm to keep Britain in the EU (thanks, Corbs) back in June.
And in the Blairite corner, representing Welsh mining dump Pontypridd since 2010 and the laughable choice to battle Comrade Corbyn (not as if there was any other option) is shadow BENNIES secretary Owen Smith. The Welsh windbag is aiming to emulate countryman Neil Kinnock by winning the leadership from a socialist and then send his party tumbling down faster than a beach photo opportunity.
Oldham is the venue for the debate, most recently remembered in Labour circles as being the town where Phil "My Lib Dem Opponent Is A Muzzie Sympathiser" Woolas lied to get re-elected and then got kicked out of office for doing so. The Lancashire town is also remembered for the 2001 race riots, so expect Black Lives Matter to pathetically re-enact this by running on the stage and attempting to encase Smith's arms in concrete and then sucking Corbyn off.
Whoever wins, Labour loses. Which is always a good thing.
Coverage starts at 9:00pm tonight on BBC One as always - official-britpol.co.uk if you cannot access BBC One.
Looking forward to this, haven't had a good laugh in a while
Jose Foster
WHITE LIGHTNING
Ryan Garcia
Should I watch this with my mum? Maybe try to sneak a cuddle?
Alexander Hernandez
I hope comrade Corbyn gets elected Supreme Soviet of the People's Republic of GB and fucking purges the country from all the faggot lying whore politicos. Time to dust off the guillotines.
Jackson Ramirez
you have to sneak cuddles from your own mother?
Adrian Green
Sister moved out
Levi Howard
Yes Comrade, the Islamic Uprising is all but assured.
Jose Baker
Bring a blanket with you on the sofa, the cuddle will come naturally
Austin Peterson
Got Spitfire, Master Brew and LONDON PRIDE
...also Tunnock's teacakes
Austin Kelly
how does this stop cuddles?
Ayden Taylor
Good lad
Ayden Ortiz
>tfw Grandad was born and bred in Oldham >Votes Conservative
Feels good lads
Eli Evans
>tunnock's FUCKING SNP PLANT GET OUT
Juan Clark
Stream doesn't work lads.
Lincoln Wright
LOOK IN MY EYES, WHAT DO YOU SEE? THE CULT OF PERSONALITY
Colton Stewart
>He doesn't like tunnock's teacakes
Ryan Ross
>Blairite elitist cunt vs insane communist
My vision of hell is watching that debate on repeat for an eternity.
Aaron Mitchell
It's 10pm here now, what is the time over there?
Carter Rivera
Clearly the only correct answer. Is TW on tonight?
Jose Hernandez
Tunnock's and Limmy's show are the only good things from Scotland. Neil is the only great thing from there.
Aaron Ross
Just waiting for Corbyn to snap during PMQ's when he's getting bullied desu
Benjamin Martin
9pm
Bentley Hernandez
how long before labour drop the pretense of even pretending to be for the british working class and openly call themselves the immigrant party?
Landon Carter
decent track tbf
Gabriel Taylor
LIKE JOSEF STALIN
Jayden Johnson
Damn if I knew it was in Oldham I might have gone.
>tfw born and lived in Oldham all my life >tfw will probably vote Tory if Farage doesn't come back.
God this is going to be good, a Blairite and a filthy Commie in fucking Oldham. Memes will be wrought here gentlemen
9pm bru
Nolan Kelly
PURGE THE BLAIRITES
Gavin Collins
thanks
Brody Bailey
Oh God how I've missed Dimblebot's dulcet tones.
Mason Cooper
/COMFYTIME/
Evan Adams
>that first question OH SHIT
Julian Collins
IT BEGINS
Noah King
ALL FORWARD FOR THE GLORIOUS REVOLUTION SMASH THE BLAIRITES
Leo Myers
Fucking hell, great first question
Luis Torres
Owen about to get BTFO
Cooper Cooper
would if I was a labour member, but I couldn't bring myself to do that even for a joke
Ethan Ramirez
OH SHIT BTFO!!!!!!!!!!
Jace Ramirez
>Barely 30 seconds into his speech and he mentions the Tories
OBSESSED
Kayden Sanchez
Ever since the 60's it's always about let's take on the tories.
So fucking sick of it.
Hudson Richardson
his beard looks wonky as fuck
Nathan Ortiz
Smith is kill
How does he recover?
Henry Barnes
2020 THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION WILL BE SEIZED
Cameron Reed
does it work?
Jordan Wood
Corbyn looking smug tonight he must have a few tricks up his sleeve
Dylan Lee
>an entire room full of labour supporters
Angel Moore
"I hope we'll come together"
After all the shit they've thrown at him there is no way 4/5s of his party can credibly advocate to make him PM in 2020
John Hill
Owen Smith already looks like he's going to burst into tears
Carson Kelly
How can you resist that sing songy welsh accent?
Ian Gomez
Smith just looks sleepy.
Lucas Long
Cheers m8
Ethan Gutierrez
Smith is slimy as fuck
Ryan Powell
>I can win this contest >Laughter and boos
Smith has already been soundly buggered
Brayden Howard
>Jeremy who cant orate for shit vs slimey new labour owen
first questioner was right. fuck these cucks
Justin Gray
quads don't lie
Feeling pretty embarrassed for the Welsh Windbag tbqh
Jaxon Peterson
Is Corbyn high?
Henry Ortiz
Is he the British Ben Carson?
Justin Reyes
>these Momentum plants in the audience
Nathaniel Morris
Smith talks so much bollocks
Henry Rogers
wouldn't you if you were Owen Smith?
Oliver Wright
>HARRIET HARMAN
HAHAHAHAHA
Nobody, NOBODY would vote for that bint
Isaac Cox
I want a Conservative government you fucking prick.
Jonathan Fisher
Jezza working on his banter game
William Long
>that wide angle jihadi beard shot
no thanks
Carter Gonzalez
They both sound empty to me.
Hunter Moore
BOOS ALREADY
Joshua Butler
>Corbynistas booing the opposing opinion
Jesus christ his supporters need to be gassed
Nathan Thompson
10 MORE YEARS OF TORIES
Joseph Cruz
>you should stand aside what
what the fuck is this bellend talking about
Carson Collins
duh, they're lefties
James Long
> Sarcasm
Massive balls
Jezza 2 - 0 Cuck
Nathaniel Kelly
>muh new party members
Robert Martinez
>Muzzies in the front >Implying they vote
Jackson Hernandez
Why you watching British politiks, Sergei?
Charles Sanders
These Corbyn supporters are classless, boos and laughs already.
Evan Hill
>angry corbynites booing at different opinions
Like usual
Kayden Martin
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Jason Ross
owen smith is a centre right neoliberal
Thomas Allen
Notice there's a lot of mudslimes applauding like seals at corbyn
Jack Wood
CORBANTZ
Who do they need to 'let' stand? Who are they stopping? Stand aside and leave the party with nobody at the wheel, or even worse, some shit too weak to stand for leadership finding themselves in charge?
Nicola fucking Murray? Quiet Batpeople? Is that what you want you dopey cunt?
