Who, objectively, has the biggest penis in the DCEU? Hard mode:Shapechangers are automatically disqualified

Who, objectively, has the biggest penis in the DCEU? Hard mode:Shapechangers are automatically disqualified.

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Batman.

Atom Smasher

Doesn't Aquaman have a small one?

Captain Marvel yes i'm talking about Carol Danvers

Plastic man has erectile dysfunction anyway, so his shapechanging abilities won't come in handy anyway.

Bueno Excellente

How do you figure?

Well, there was that Birds of Prey song in Batman the Brave and the Bold.

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>in the DCU

I dunno why, but I bet Jay Garrick has a huge cock.

Captain Atom.

It's obviously Apollo. It's so big that Midnighter can't resist it.

DCEU? The Joker, duh.

You know he has a dad dick

>DCEU
>biggest
Leto's Joker, his cock is massive.

...what's a "dad dick?"

Grant Morrison said that in his JLA's run he wrote the stories with the knowledge that Batman had the biggest dick out of the entire team. That his package was straight up monstrous due to how big and thick it was.

That's why he was so confident and self-assured, because he knew that despite walking among gods with the power to destroy the Earth a thousand times over their dicks were still smaller than his.

Dick Grayson. His entire body is Dick. That's like six feet of Dick.

Are we talking about DCEU or DC? I see contrasting answers here.

Lobo or Orion should be the must hung individuals in that cosmos.

Big Barda

In theory DCEU canvases all iterations of the DC universe. So, Chris Reeve Superman has the biggest dick, right after Super-Obama.

The proof is in the puddin'

>Huntress and Black Canary and fucked all the justice league

Joker