Well that escalated quickly

Well that escalated quickly

Imagine being such a successful writer/creative type that you could spontaneously revive any product you love just by making a shitty joke about it.

I'd bring back sour altoids and mint pepperidge farm brussels.

>happy meal

looks like they understand their target audience

oh yeah, the first episode wasn't made to get that, no no no.

Some kid is going to stick that plumbus up their ass.

>not the Shaq bar
This is why you aren't a successful writer/creative type user

A happy meal doesn't even come with fries anymore does it? I thought they put in apple slices or some shit instead.

Does McD's even still make Happy Meals with toys?

>putting a child-sized dildo in a happy meal

that's how I know this is fake

isn't it a mighty kids meal or whatever they call the slightly-more-mature happy meal?

I'd bring back those cheez-it twisters. Those were the best cheez-it product ever and it makes me angry they discontinued it after a couple years

nvm there's a bic happy meal logo in the corner

also lmao at the maze

Shaq would probably make this happen if there was any market for it. people meme'd shaq-fu 2 into existence

Also, godzilla size butterfingers should come back

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Apparently Malt-o-Meal knockoff version is popular. I've never tasted either so can't compare.

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>happy meal comes with a sex toy
truly we are living in the future

>retards on Sup Forums will reply to this like it's real

These were disgusting, always left my milk looking like diarrhea

Can you not chain quote please you tourist

You think he would with all his other shilling for products but I guess it's expensive

No fucking way that's real you retards. Rick and morty is popular, but it's still R rated.

sounds like you need to leave

these still exist retard

>spontaneously

Damn I was hoping it was real. I would unironically order one if given the chance to try the Sze Chuan sauce.

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I'd meme back snuff

true, maybe arizona will help him partner with a food company; they'll put his face on whatever he wants.

I ordered these from mexico a few months ago

Burger king Big Kids meal will always be the best kids meal.

Happy meal has been shit since the early 2000's

>water
>fruit slices

Fuck that shit

Pepsi Blue, just for fun.

This is fake and was created by a user on Redshit.

Crystal Pepsi

but crystal pepsi is already back

>mcmason's

Never trust a clown!

FUCKING AMERICANS

snackino

I can vividly see the overweight numale with black hair and beard, dressed like Louis CK except also wearing glasses.

these are literally just pretzel M&M's.

>in the next episode Rick actually talks about Reddit
Watch the promo

no you autist
both meals get a toy
so youre not off the manchild hook

Where tge FUCK are the marshmallows

I'll have a quarter pounder with extra pickles, please. And hold the quarter pounder.

>promoting an adult show to kids

That or they're trying to get the manchildren waste money on garbage because it appeared on their favorite show once. Disgusting.

Doritos 3D