"Thanks for taking me out to an ice cream shop user!"

>"Thanks for taking me out to an ice cream shop user!"

Well that's different

it makes a nice change

That's okay, Mom.

is this anyone in particular

can kevin come watch mother with me, ira and cory now?

>"I just feel like we could spend more time together."

I don't get the joke- what does this have to do with movies?

I don't know who you are but you look old.

sure I'll spend more time with you mom

>"you know, we can help each other if you want, i'm your mom after all haha"

>that wasn't ice cream, mom.

Sure. What do you need help with?

>Do you know what an orgasm is?

uh yeah I do mom

>Well...this is embarrassing, but your father and I haven't been having sex. I've noticed that you're developing into a very handsome young man. How can I put this?

MOM! WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S.... EWWWW. THAT'S DISGUSTING AND IT'S WRONG OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST HEARD

what are you trying to get at mom?

>How can I put this? You're a big guy.

us kids nowadays like brapping, i don't think you can handle it.

Mom, you're embarrassing me. People are staring.

Mother, say no mo. I'm ready to go, my cock is diamond hard, I'm adopted anyway and black, so I'll give ya what you need.

Mom, that's not appropriate to say in front of me and my boyfriend.