ITT: Times you acted like Pennywise

ITT: Times you acted like Pennywise
>be me
>elementary school
>end of year is coming up and teacher wants us to do Secret Santa
>the person I have to give a present to is some kid in our class with Down Syndrome
>I give him a plastic bag full of my own pee, in front of the class

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>be me
Who else would you be, you fucking retard?

>having downies in your class
What the fuck? Is this an americuck thing? Or are you a downy yourself? Would explain the autism

I too enjoy jumping on underage redheads

pennywise

more like peniswise HAHA

This is my first time on this board. Is everyone as retarded as OP?

yes

>leave the dinner table unexcused
SO CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MY EYES

>be you
>am a faggot

>be me
>meme about IT looking bad despite looking good
>movies comes out and it's good
>force a meme to deal with the BTFO
NO ONE KNOWS WHAT IT'S LIKE

why is he called penny wise

he got killed by a bunch of kids, more like penny stupid

thumbs up if you liked my comment

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idk why ur trying to do the joker meme with it when theyre not really the same character...?

>get to anatomy part of health class
>teacher starts saying penis and vagina
>everyone else is silent
>i confidently burst out in laughter
>get sent out into the hallway

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLO

yes they are

>didn't take out a balloon to make a balloon penis and vagina to imitate what the teacher was saying
>didn't blow a party horn every time the teacher said penis or vagina
>didn't eat the eyes of the girl sitting next to you
yeah fuck off, you're no pennywise m8

>walk to the nearest gas station
>without telling mummy
OOOOOH AH AH AH AHH

>people forcing the epic joker meme onto pennywise
I think this thread proves that Sup Forums is mostly brainlets who enjoy nascar

You have to be over 18 to be on Sup Forums, kiddo!

REPORTED

>mom says it's sleeping time
>don't care, don't wanna sleep
>secretly read fear street under blankets with flashlight
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

>Go to the movie theater
>Box office girl asks if I have a Regal card
>Say no
>She asks if I want one
>Say no thanks

OOOOOOOH DEVON
WON'T GO TO HEAVEN
SHE'S JUST ANOTHER LOST SOUL ABOUT TO BE MINE

>be me
>have gf
>she does one little mistake
>make a big deal out of it
>break up with her
>my life becomes miserable
>i go back to browsing Sup Forums
WAHA WAHA WAHA

>Be at Target
>Have more than 15 items
>Use the self checkout

PEOPLE CAN NO LONGER COVER THEIR EYES

IF THIS DISTURBS YOU THEN WALK AWAY

>be me, 15
>friend with Downs
>older twat bullies him
>bunch of us get together and utterly trash older twat's car - brake fluid every body panel / grinding grit in oil tank / sugar in petrol tank
>am now 48
>still friends. Go to pub with him every week
>stacks shelves at local supermarket, volunteers at local charity shop and is popular member of community
>older twat went on to join army and has been to prison twice (that I know of)

>faggot says I have to diet
>eat all the food in his fridge when hes sleeping
THIS WAR HUH WOW

Gtfo roastie, being an ugly fat whore isnt a little mistake

>be Bill Skarsgard
>do a better Pennywise than Curry
WILL THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP

>use the single restroom at a gas station
>take a massive shit in there
>after I'm done and I wash my hands and leave
>guy outside asked if I flushed
>tell him I did and leave as he steps in to use it
>I really didn't flush my massive shit down the toilet
THERE'S A FLOATER IN THERE

Had sexual relations with a woman who thought I had a 7 inch dick when it was actually 5 inches

Jeeze white people are funny

She just was late once from her nightshight(she got home by 1AM) and things started falling from there because of me making her feel bad about it. I'm such a piece of shit man

I'm black though

Don't ever fucking reply to me again

Sounds like her boss was giving her a hard time, I bet he really let her have it, must have been a long night for her

Ironic or autistic?

She was cheating on you numb nuts.
Women are very submissive to their employers

How do you interact with females with that mentality hanging around?

I fuck teen sluts that work at my store who are desperate for a job

You must be very happy about yourself

I mean, this would make sense if Bill did some autistic method shit behind the scenes where he sent people anal beads and shit. Because that's what the Jared Joker meme was about. That and his "damaged" tattoo. And that the movie was pretty bad. But I'm sure this forced meme will stick and I really should leave this place.

>browsing Sup Forums
>see a good thread
>sneedposted in it

>be you
>be brainlet
>go into threads where people are memeing and try to correct them
>get ignored instead

GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

>be me interdimensional space demon sent to conquer earth and enslave humanity
>adults can't see how ugly I really am
>some kids on the internet expose me and send me back to hell where I have to recover my essence feasting on aborted baby souls

>adults can't see how ugly I really am
>some kids on the internet
You must be 18 to post here

Why the fuck is this appyling to pennywise ? are you guys fucking retarded

America seperates downies from regular students most of the time
Must be a cross class thing

idk, they apparently gave that child a bag of piss, so I'd be willing to bet that they, too, were in the special ed class.

>48
>browsing 4chins
Fucking christ don't you have some grandkids to look after or something.

>Be me
>Have receding hairline

I don't know about you guys, but Pennywise is literally me IRL
>intelligent
>nihilistic
>wicked sense of humour

>me at the disco

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it's ironic because they both wear make up

Kek

Not yet. Hoping the boys turn out to be barren or gay.

We're currently spending their inheritance.

Still - Put them both through university without their having to run up a penny of debt, so they can't complain...

>be me
>in high school
>after gym class
>everybody finished showering and dressing
>leave locker room
>hear noises from adjacent girls' locker room, someone's still in there
>take out and jingle my keys and pretend to lock the door
>hear a panicked shrieking as half-dressed girl comes barging out crying
>apparently had a phobia of being locked in
>wasn't punished because how the fuck should I know
>still saw her boobs

FEELING LIKE A FREAK ON A LEASH

>be at Target
>waiting in line
>old redneck piece of shit complaining about the self check out
>young pretty associate points to a thingy on the device and says "you press that it will reset"
>old POS mumbles "i'm not some kind of idiot"
>pretty associate goes to the kiosk and resets it for him
>old POS starts shouting "what kind of service do we have here??"
>pretty associate says "it works now, just rescan"
>old POS: "IS THIS THE KIND OF SERVICE YOUR ORGANIZATION THINKS IS CUSTOMER SERVICE I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS HUMILIATED IN MY LIFE I WILL TAKE MY BUSINESS TO WALMART WHERE IS THE MANAGER"
>pretty associate looks at old POS like he's fucking nuts and leaves because he's making moves like he going to assault her
>old POS starts yelling "I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER DONT YOU HAVE MANAGERS HERE OR IS THIS SOME AMATEUR OPERATION"
>wife of old POS shuffles around nervously like it's the umpteenth time he's done this

>>guy outside asked if I flushed

is he a fucking toilet monitor

>they both wear make up
Like who? Like clowns maybe?

>be me
>be hungry
>see all you can eat kindergarten advertised on tv
>have to eat bag of flour when they run out of children
>get kicked out despite not eating all that I could
>sue

>start a thread
>use phone, tablet and laptop to reply to myself

LET THE BODIES FLOAT

>Be Me
>clog each toilet
>flush em several times
>they over flow
>get mates in
>we all keep flushing making it worse
>teacher walks in
>''What on-'
>THIS ISN'T REAL ENOUGH FOR YOU!?
>basically start crying
>scream shaking my head back and forth and run out

How was everyone elses highschool reunion?