Never stands up to House, always does as he's told, feeds information to Vogler to save his job

>never stands up to House, always does as he's told, feeds information to Vogler to save his job
>suddenly decides to kill a powerful dictator

how did Chase literally grow balls overnight?

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His balls were always in his wife's purse, she made him put them back on to deal with the bad man.

>kisses cancerous lolis
His balls were in the right place

>suddenly
>literally 4+ years later
Are you stupid?

You do realize cancer doesn't spread like that right?

that was the first of many sharkjumps in the series

Chase was always a pretty straight forward character. He's a shameless coward who doesn't deny it.

>cameron's bleeding heart incarnate, so she can't
>chase will do anything he's bestowed upon as "right"
>cameron keeps bitching about it, so he caves thinking it will be a grand gesture of how "great" he is

But it was more to set up the following arc of him losing it.

Fuck Cameron though, 13 will always be best girl.

That poster never implied anything of the sort.

Yes, neither was I implying that it did, ya dingus

Foreman is /ourguy/.

One of the first gifs I ever saved, like twelve years and seven computers ago.

Foreman is designed to be House's heir.

he served his purpose but he was useless at the end of the series, chase was the superior successor to house

still the episode where he gives AIDS to all his friends to try to save himself was pretty good

Not with that attitude.

woah

Foreman is a whiny bitch. I like those episodes where he quits and tries to get a new job but can't because he sucks.

>that long denial phase that house has both made him a better doctor but crippled his ethics and people skills
>that inevitable acceptance
Man, House may be terribly formulaic, but it was such a comfy show with some nice sub-plots.

Because it's not real life, just a shitty tv show.

>Peter Jacobsen stars as Christopher Taub
How the fuck did they get a Jewish actor to play a character whose first 6 letters spell CHRIST?

Fuck Foreman I meant Taub.

>Park

What the Christ were they thinking

diversitree

Is the mouse bite cure an actual episode?

>we need an asian to complete the captain planet squad now that kumar's dead

Least she was different

>Adams
Literally Cameron 2.0 except her husband was divorced instead of dead

Didn't he kiss that girl with cancer? Maybe that's how it literally happened over 4 years.

I riked her

Reminder that Hugh Laurie can't do a British accent to save his life

he was so handsome

>Giving a patient Polio so that you can get the credit for curing them
How the fuck did that guy think he could get away with it right under the beat diagnostician in country's nose?

>how did Chase literally grow balls overnight?

relentlessly

>the episode where he gives AIDS to all his friends to try to save himself

Overused trope

>was

Is senpai, he still is

>"You see Mr Monkey Boss? I'm not doing this for some kind of christian altruism. I'm not solving the trolley dilemma here. I'm killing you because it is White Man's destiny to conquer your subhuman people again. It's our duty and our joy to purge your cursed race from Earth's surface. I won't allow some gorilla with a machete to take that pleasure from us. No sir, not in my watch."


Wow I checked if Raimi had wrote that one but I found nothing. It was a little OOC in my opinion.

Black guy infecting ppl with stds baka famalam

Ok I laffed

>House was 20 years ago
JUST

>tfw no Casey bf

If you had 7 days to live from a pretty obscure illness and had to be treated by only one of House's team alone (House excluded), which one of them would you choose?

>inb4 12 year old virgins answer Cameron or 13 because SHE HAWT LMAO

Chance was pretty good desu

Even if he was House, Psy. MD.

I got no prob with asians but her character had the worst fucking writing possible and the most annoying actress playing her. If anything, it seemed like the writers themselves had something against asians and wanted to make them look bad

I didn't care she was asian, her voice was just fucking unbearable

Taub

As a fellow member of the tribe, he'd ensure I survive

Foreman would keep you alive the longest.
Cameron would kill you first.
Chase is a toss-up.
kikes O U T

Chase, Foreman or Taub. In that order.
>Chase seemed to solve the most cases by himself
>Foreman could have been as great as House but always felt compelled to play by the rules
>Taub had the most experience

All other choices are meme answers
>Thirteen
>Cameron
>Kutner
>Masters
>Park
>Adams

>>Adams
>Literally Cameron 2.0 except her husband was divorced instead of dead
still, you needed a hot girl for the series to work, and Adams was straightforwardly hot while Cameron was damaged hot

Kutner, he was right almost all the time and also had no personal problems fucking every episode up.

>>Taub had the most experience
Most of his experience was in cosmetic surgery though

Just a reminder, this guy made out with an preteen dying girl.

He did nothing wrong. His only mistake was admitting it later.

>"made out"

nigger that shit was allegorical, he got all up in that cunny

>that one no-nonsense new hire they teased for all of 2 minutes before house threw her out
pretty sad, desu.
House always needed an employee like that. 13 didn't care enough and Amber was too bitchy.

I like to think that those 10 years he had on the rest of the team would have made a huge difference

Also had sex with a 17 year old. Cant imagine that going well today

not illegal to kiss lolis. plus it made Cameron super jelly so win-win

A better question would be how can you keep watching this show to even advance the overarching plot if by the second season you're bored out of your mind with the repetitive feeling it gives

Considering he threw out a 300k starting cosmetic surgeon position twice to work for pennies compared.
It's a background show.

Who was the better surgeon, Taub or Chase?

>that CIA retarded doctor that got hired because her hotness neutralized house's deductive powers and made him believe she was actually smart
good times

>It's a background show.
As in, you leave it on in the background without directly watching it while you're doing something else?

Chase, he was always the show's primary surgeon.
If you're the kind of person who is bothered by repetitive shows, yeah. Something while you shitpost or something.

>A better question would be how can you keep watching this show to even advance the overarching plot if by the second season you're bored out of your mind with the repetitive feeling it gives
don't watch procedural shows if you don't like procedural shows? if you are that interested read about the personal relationship sub-plots online, and watch some key scenes on youtube, but don't force yourself through it

>Scooter was fired because he thinks like House
Best character coming through

Was that the vitamin C guy who faked the results?

I think it was the old guy who never got his med degree.

Nah, legitimately asking because you called it a background show, and it gets fairly awful to watch the show repeat itself over and over in the same manner almost every single time while trying to actually receive the plot that is being told slowly in the distance.

>Was that the vitamin C guy who faked the results?
no, that was the epidemiologist that wanted to save african kids or something, pic related

the one that thought like house was an old fuck without a medical degree. i think he was carter's father in stargate who was dying of cancer but i may be wrong

>i'm a doctor but have no emotional resilience at all haha
>hope I never have to give someone bad news lmao

The later seasons advance sub-plots faster (even though they go down quality wise), and some even make the case a secondary thing. But 1-3 just set up the dynamics,main characters and House. If you can't binge formulaic stuff, then watch an episode or two between other stuff.

Remember that time House convinced a guy that his wife didn't cheat on him, she actually had a virgin birth

Good times

well it states that medicine was just an interest she wanted to try. I liked the dynamic though with her and House.

He sure fucked up every episode after Season 5, though.

i forgot, did she get laid at some point or kept complaining about it and just disappeared at some point?

The clinic plots were great.
Lead to the really good episode with the rape victim.

>6 year old girl masturbating in the car

sicko

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13 because she is attractive LMAO

>dude I'm a hooker but also a Christian lmao
>bantering about sucking off donkeys is how I cope with my lifestyle

uwotlad

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oh right

how come he's not in those cigna commercials with all the other TV docs?

he still works a fair bit, just much smaller things.

>Patient: Nobody can figure out what's wrong with me
>House: Well your shirt is gaping at the collar, that means you've lost weight. You're flushed, that's fever, and you're short of breath. Finally, there's the KS lesion on your face, that means you're HIV positive, you've progressed to full blown AIDS, so you're sick because you're immune system is shocked and someone sneezed at you. Excuse now
>Patient: Brilliant but my immune system is fine.
>House: Your concentration camp physique begs to differ. Get your T-cell count rechecked.
>Patient: I've already done that
>Wilson: They've checked for T-cell lymphoma?
>Patient: It was negative.
>House: All of this will be very fascinating to an HIV specialist, now let go of my cane before it becomes your new boyfriend.
>Patient: I will marry it if you look at my file!
>House: Congress says you can't, so...

Strange. I don't even think Raimi was a guest writer for this show...

>she made him put them back on to deal with the bad man.

And yet when she finds out he killed the dictator it was the end of their marriage. I think you're just shoehorning in your favourite meme, user,

>wife being unreasonable
>shoehorning
it's the oldest trope in entertaining

How did the nigger get into a prestigious medical school? Drug money?

Can you slow it down, I can't read that fast.

House was "formulaic" done right.

>this vexes me

every single time

His brother was the stereotype that he didn't want to be if that's a serious question.

>I don't like autism

Why are you here?

Atleast the writers were atleast semi-self aware with the actual Lupus episode.

He was a delinquent always breaking into patients houses. How did he get a scholarship

...

Watching an Australian in anything is painful. It's bad enough I have to hear my own voice in my own country but in an American setting it's fucking painful.

>how did a black man who turned his life around and wanted to be a doctor get a scholarship
That's prime scholarship b8.

>made out

Kissing once is only "made out" to Tomoko.

through the balls?

Why do you even care?

Daily reminder that Taub is the best side character