RWBY/RT General #1007: Valefags on Suicide Watch edition

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I want to grab weiss's little leg and just snap it in half

How hard would Roman fuck? I need this information for reasons.

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Weiss without a question

Ever thought about trying this?

So Remnantchan has custodians instead of janitors.
Do they live on pop tarts?

Why stop with just the leg?

>And if she fucking did she would have fucking claimed him because she's isn't a beta like Pyrrha
>Ruby the fifteen year old casually outperforming the 18year old Pyrrha in romantic things
Hah.

With a water pistol

ok rwbyg/, who is our guy? i mean the definitive guy that is...

He's not a hard lover, he's a gentle expert that know how to stimulate just the right spots for maximum pleasure without overdoing it

No, I don't have anti-gravity high heels

yes

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Thank you I shall save this for future use.

did Weiss ever try seducing Ironwood?

Of course not, Ironwood is the cool uncle who would come over sometimes and sneak the Schnee kids some candy when their dad wasn't looking.

No

Weiss shouldn't have lost that fight

>Everything about Roman is a woman's wet dream
>One finger and about 60 seconds is all it takes

what did the Schnees do to make Banesaw hate them so much?

What are the chances Weiss will ever fence again? Monty was the only one who really knew how to animate her

when's banesaw coming back
he's cool
also i want his name to officially be banesaw and i want him to be a boar faunus and he has tusks that make him look like an orc

A no refund policy

but what if the girl wants a hard lover?

They are rich racists.

Depends if you mean real people or actual characters. Our guy in real life is Burnie, because Burnie is literally the fucking best. Here are some fun facts about the greatest RT employee
>Built an entire company by whipping a bunch of idiots into shape
>is super smart
>writes the first ten seasons of an excellent show and jumps ship when it turns to shit
>fucked Ashley more than once
>lost a shit ton of weight
>now does fucking nothing because he doesn't need to
>you think Burnie /works/
>hahahah fuck no
>Burnie doesn't give a SHIT.

As for RWBY characters, I dunno, fucking Mercury or some shit.

If RT would look up some actual fencing and emulate that
Along with everyone else

>Mercury
>That little bitch

Isn't Burnie a money-grubbing asshole irl

She fenced?

I have 10 years of fencing experience. What Weiss is doing is not fencing at all.

They threw him into the deepest, darkest Dust mine they had
He did not see the light until he was already a man

What was younger Bellamomma like

What would you call the shit she did in the white trailer

They don't know what they want

Damn, more reason for Neo to be pissed.

Slashing

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What if she's actually a shit character

Can't be worse than Blake

I was just going to suggest "basically Blake"
I'd argue Bellamomma was less of a shit though, just because I'm willing to believe that back in the day Faunus racism was much worse than it is now

Her footwork, her stance, her attacks are completely wrong. They are done by Monty who followed "rule of cool". She moves and attacks as if she's using a ordinary sword and not a rapier.

You call the part where she repeatedly pokes the knight in a fencing fashion "slashing"

You want me to do one for Mercury? Fine
>Mercury
>is the child of a skilled assassin who nobody could kill, a true badass
>Mercury fucking murders him
>Mercury is literally the biggest alpha on this show
>is the only boy who is both suave as shit and has good taste in woman sorry sun but shitty kitty is shit
>Mercury pays close attention to physical fitness
>skilled mechanic
>great hair
>decided to murder his previous voice actor
>is now voiced by yuri fucking lowenthal
>Yang never interacted with Mercury before their match but they had greats bantz
>this is because they were secretly fucking
>only man more based than Merc is Burnie
>Burnie admires Merc but only because of his hair

I'm just a low level SCAfag and I can tell you 99% of the combat you see is COMPLETELY superfluous and unrealistic.

Anyone know any good fixs or books with dogfights or spaceship fights?

Wanna write a sci-fi RWBY fic where their weapons are translated into spaceships bit have no idea how to do that.

Ozpin pokes Cinder too, is that fencing?

>have to disable adblock to play a 30 second video that shows nothing

do you have any proof of this? dude seems super nice

Well, he doesn't have a rapier for one

Burnie pls stop posting and go back to whatever you do as work.

Use uBlock Origin instead

>two weeks for only roughly ten minutes of shitty kitty
>another fucking WoR almost certain next week

God fucking damn it RT get your shit together.

>Weiss is defeated by Banesaw
>is hauled back to the WF base
>Adam takes her to the cells for interrogation
>hands her back to him a week later
>he gets to keep his prize while they wait for Jacques to pay up the ransom
>Weiss looks more dead inside than Yang after the interrogation
>is practically catatonic
>won't stop screaming in her sleep
is this enough suffering to soothe his thirst for vengeance?

>Sun has no abs
>the strap on blake's chest doesn't lay on her boobs right so she looks flat chested from the front view

He's not exactly using a Claymore

no

How do you think WF came to play in his life? Do you think people cared who he was till he put on the mask?

man i wish i was burnie dude seems super happy and he's successful as fuck
also weren't you listening Burnie doesn't work he just bullshits

Why not? It gets by that ad message and blocks the shitty ads on Sup Forums without blocking the new contest banners

Enjoy being spied on and having certain ads whitelisted automatically because the companies are paying Adblock then.

>Yang and Mercury were secretly fucking
no

Inb4 Banesaw's Semblance is bullet time

I bet Neo masturbated thinking about Roman a lot.
I bet she still does

You two sound like you have no clue what you're talking about.

Millennial Rose is good but on hiatus

Neither do you

I'm partial to Ren, He seems pretty chill.

Always there for his childhood friend, he doesn't let childhood tragedy define him, he grew up outside of the city's, so he's competent enough to take care of himself as seen when he soloed a king taijitu.
Obviously has the patience of a saint if he gets along with Nora.

Willow should be dead in the show. it would illustrate the war between the schnees and the faunus better. Plus, it would make them actually effective

>good taste in woman
Isn't Emerald the only girl he's hit on?

Alright fine

Anyone have the green text for that one psycho neo cosplayer? Can't seem to find it.

Hence good taste

Which is more than enough to know he has better taste than Sun, who canonically has the worst taste.

yeah, as of now, it just looks like all they can do is steal dust

I want to make weiss Blake

Which is sad, he used to be best boy

Ren's pretty damn good, this I'll agree. The only thing he seems to be lacking is stamina for prolonged combat, or at least as far as volume 1 seemed to show it during initiation.

What's more ridiculous?
>Jaune's sudden crush on Weiss
>Weiss' sudden crush on Neptune
>Pyrrha's sudden crush on Jaune?

Sun is still second best boy considering that he's literally just Micheal after he accidentally gave his anger issues to Barbara.

The one in the middle, the other 2 were predictable

>Weiss' sudden crush on Neptune
Like most everything connected to Neptune, its the worst, completely out of nowhere shit. Jaune was failing to flirt with Weiss from the very start, and Pyrrha at least had a decent reason for crushing on Jaune

All of the above?

what will happen when Yang and Blake reunite?

>thinking user was a girl

Yang will punish Blake with a spiked buttplug

Jaune crushing on Weiss is perfectly normal. She's a literal princess, you'd have to be crazy not to crush on her.
Actually none of them are that strange, mostly because teenage love makes no sense.

generic melodrama stemming from shitty writing

Hopefully shitty kitty will get hitty in the titty.

No.

Hopefully, a massive fight. Not violence, just a lot of shouting, and Yang tearing a strip off of Blake for abandoning her when she needed friends most. Channel them sick Xiao Long burns

She's probably used to it because of all the cat dick she's taken

>sudden crush on Jaune
Literally started crushing on him in her first appearance. You cannot be this retarded..

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