Actor Pierce Brosnan threatens to divorce wife if she loses weight

>Pierce Brosnan's 54-year-old wife, Keely Shaye Smith, is no longer exactly the bombshell she used to be after 15 years of marriage and bearing him two sons. However, he loves her even more for that, curves and all. According to a Facebook post dated Oct 28, he apparently threatened to divorce his beautiful wife if she ever went for liposuction.

he likes them big titties
can't blame him desu

it's well established that pierce is a feeder

His old wife died of cancer, probably all thin from chemo. He had to have sex with a figurative skeleton and probably came off the experience traumatized. So now he seeks the fat meat to escape that hell.

Poor Pierce.

Diet Another Day

thicc before sticc

Goldenpie, I found his weakness
Goldenpie, he'll do what I please

I also read that in BBW Weekly

That explains a lot - best Bond confirmed.

Is it just me, or am I the only one who wouldn't fuck my wife if she was dying of cancer. Not because she's an emaciated monkey skeleton, but just because, I dunno, she'd be in the process of dying and it seems weird or insensitive.

I heard his motto is Diet Another Day

Based Pierce likes them thicc.

But my dude like we're all in the process of dying and shiet, y'know
Think about it

Seriously though.

He knows what's up...

Quantum of Sorbet

hes just fraid of losing dem titties

It'd be either you or someone else
dying women still have needs

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License to Fill

>spudniggers are infamous for their dislike of full figured women
>Pierce is a thiccfag
Is he a race traitor?

Imagine a fully erect Bro-snan,cigar in the mouth, ready to dive deep into that thick plumpy love meat. Making wave on that ass doggystyle.

he also keeps several snakes as pets.

Tocino Royale

Maybe it's about the liposuction not the weightloss. I mean I know quite a few people including people that you should lose weight naturally, it's healthier

>a few people including people

a few people including me*

Diet Another Day

The World Is Not Big Enough

She was super hot, fuck white women

why even care when you're 54 and had two kids

You don't "need" sex.
r9k is the proof.

>Based Pierce caressing her belly, admiring his handywork

>come for thicc pics
youve dissapointed me Sup Forums

Most Irish celebrities that break out of the country become traitors immediately, like when Ruth Negga was happy being called a British actress.

He looks so proud of her, likes she's a car.

what happened to
>it's her body, she can do what she want!

The man with the golden arches

You need sex.
r9k is the proof.

She's still got a pretty face and developed great tits. In pictures of her on the beach, she still looks well proportioned too.
Based Brossy.

Quan-ton of Salami

Quantum of Solero

Butterfinger
He's the man, the man with the Grover touch
A cow's touch
Such a succulent finger
Beckons you to enter his kitchen of sin
But don't go in

License to Eat

Strawberry trifle,
Apple crumble,
Belgian waffLEEEEES,
We'll eat them all,
Together,
But first, trifleeeee

Title for her biography

The Spy Who Loved Me: or how I learned to stop worrying and pick up the fork

>liposuction =/= losing weight

/ourguy/

The need for sex depends on what you want to achieve.
r9k is the proof

Probably the most based fetish there is.

>that smile

Oh Pierce, you card.

>yesterday I pierced your sister's bun
Could it be?

heeeeeh

underrated

she wouldn't be horny anyway, my uncle was a the definition of a perv but couldnt fuck his wife when he was dying of cancer

>my uncle was a the definition of a perv
go on...

...

plastic paddies started that myth

Dude it's not even one of his movies.

Why not Goldenpie? Try another weigh?

Big tits on hambeasts don't count. Pic related is much better

>he apparently threatened to divorce his beautiful wife if she ever went for liposuction.

Maybe he's just against harmful surgery?

A View For A Grill

This. Like some other user said, he's lost a wife and a daughter so he's probably not into the risk of superficial surgery. I wouldn't be surprised if there are anons here who can't understand that he might love her despite her weight.

big donut, little hole

Post more venti

shes the perfect amount of thicc, very nice face too

Irish women are the most homely women in the world. The Irish just don't like big nigger asses because they're the most white people in the world

...

That image truly says it all.

her
>depressed because she knows she's a hambeast, dead-eyes any photograph and contemplates suicide

him
>LOOK AT DEM TIDDAYS!!!11

>won't you come to bed Pierce?
>I want you to make me feel like a women again while I can still feel!
>.... where are you going?

more my nigga

based pierce

I'm with Pierce on this one. She looks waaaay better fat

grew on the same town as this guy
ama

What kind of sick game is he playing here?

Americans are truly disgusting. Kim pls nuke this shithole already

>ruth negga
>irish
she's a fucking leprecoon and the world can happily see her as a Brit

There's nothing wrong with that pic though

Nuke America

I don't see the connection

That kid is white

>is no longer exactly the bombshell she used to be
What low test beta is responsible for this fake news? His wife makes me rock hard.

>Whiteness is defined solely on skin colour

This is edited
The step-mom is edited out so it can be le ebic cuck meme

He's so happy

Source: your ass

>53
>has had 2 kids
looks pretty good tbf

Based Pierce.

>Daddy (genetic father)
>Mommy (genetic mother)
>Step dad (just raises the girl)
That kid is white. Do you have a problem with a black man actually being a dad for once?

Ah yes, the very Irish "Negga". Colin Farrell is a better example tbqh.

So smug and charming.

"She ate all the eggs! All of them!"
-Pierce "Finder's Feeder" BRO-snan

BONDBURGER'D

Literally a fabrication created by mulatto black people being butt hurt that their last name has a Mc or O' in it.

>I like them eating, not starved

>if she ever got liposuction
maybe he just believes someone should work for what they want instead of taking the easy way

He's been slipping a bit of this in her coffee

This.

Already liked Brosnan, like him even more now.

THICC

Poor girl on the right. There's always someone bigger

>Irish
>white