He is clean, not even a traffic ticket

>he is clean, not even a traffic ticket
>this guy is a ghost

name 10 films that do this

Problem child 1 - 11

i said 10 films, moron

My fbi background report only lists one traffic ticket and not much else. If your not getting your shit expunged and covering your own tracks then your an amateur.

>no known associates, never had a girlfriend
>What? That's not possible, keep looking

1 + 10 = 11, pretty simple math

>not even a facebook account
>jesus what is this guy

>we bugged his cellphone 2 weeks ago... there's been no activity, not even a text from his mother
>how is that possib... he must be on to us, abort!

>he only leaves the house once a week to get groceries
>where does he get the money sir?
>selling child porn or drugs maybe

how can you be so bad at writing properly user?

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>we've checked the timelines of everyone he went to school and university with
>well, what is it?
>nothing sir, we found nothing, no mentions, no photos, nothing, not even a fucking like
>jesus christ

pls
stahp

>tfw in my country everyone over 18 gets an ID card and the police has your fingerprints, photos and vital data

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AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

>we looked at his computer
>there's not one download, only streaming
>fuck, he's beating the system. He's some Master Hacker if I've ever seen one. What about his cellphone or tablet?
>we didn't find any, it's like he's only using his personal computer and nothing else!
>My God. We're through the looking glass here, people! This is it. This is him.
>You don't mean...
>Yes. The anonymous hacker known as 4 Chan

Nazi germany?

No, I'm EuroPoor

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

>Sir! We found a hidden file. It's brilliant! He set his PC to hide hidden files. He must have a genious IQ my god
>what was on the file? Terrorism plans? Pornography? Stolen money?
>idk sir, it's encrypted, but the file is named "waifu"
>Weyfoo? Sounds asian. Maybe he's a Chinese spy? Filthy commies!

>my god, sir, it's... it's...
>spit it out, man! What is on that file?
>IT'S FULL OF FEET!

OI OI OI

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

Are you ready for the Lastros to win the World's Eries, breh?

But it clearly says 1 - 11, which is -10, that's 20 films less than the required list of 10 films.

>Its quiet
>Yeah... too quiet

>did you hear that?
>"No."
>yeah, neither did I

>vomits on keyboard
>it's too much sir! too disgusting.
>he must have planted the file to dissuade us! keep going.

>muh commies
back to Sup Forums brainlet

"Breaks the wall"

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He's literally called "Ghost" in American Assassin.

jordan?

What we've got here is a failure to communism.

>surely he's been kissed by a woman at some stage, right?
>he has never engaged in any kind of physical interaction with a female outside his immediate family
>not even a kiss on the cheek?
>he's...
>come on, out with it!
>he's never been hugged, boss
>I think I'm gonna throw up

>and your other ticket, sir

TDK

CUTE!

>implying

>capital not sydney
weak