Despite word of the cancellation by syfy, fandom rose up and gave us new hope...

>Despite word of the cancellation by syfy, fandom rose up and gave us new hope. We sought to buck the odds and find our little show a new home. But unfortunately, I just learned that our final option has proven unworkable due to contractual issues.
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Gone for good, Now all we ave is Orville, Killjoys, The Expanse, Startrek, and Stargate

the expanse is the only thing worth watching on syfy anyway

I am too disappointed to even express a coherent opinion. So just fuck you, world

dark matter wasn't all that good, nor did it look like it was going anywhere interesting.

Do you think Jodelle will have a good career now that she is jobless?

I'll give her a job if you know what I mean

A blowjob

>being surprised by this after repeatedly being told they have no viable new home and syfy is the dumping ground

nobody picks up syfy shows, kek

Android waifu: the show is cancelled but we'll have two more years of that mind-controlling green semen bullshit

JUST

Dark Matter blew dicks anyways.
The Expanse is leagues ahead, especially with the setting.

She has a new horror film coming out called Never Knock

>Do you think Jodelle will have a good career now that she is jobless?
Maybe she'll have to show her tits finally

But she exercised them away!

I really like sci-fi and I have a high tolerance for cheese. But the only show I couldn't follow to the end was Farscape because it was just all over the place and lacked any sense of direction.

That was until Dark Matter which was far worse in every regard. Farscape was ridiculous, but at least there was a sense of fun in that. This thing is ridiculous but nowhere near as fun. Felt like very cynical robots made it specifically to fill the void where stupid episode-of-the-week sci-fi crap is supposed to go.

LIES AND SLANDER!

So small now!

F

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It's back to horror flicks to pay the bills.

DELET THIS!

She could always do porn.

You could always drink bleach.

But now she's easier to kidnap.

I could, but I prefer a much more slow, painful suicide.

That's a bad thing

CUTE

I would have watched a fourth season, but I can't say I am all that disappointed. It was a show that was largely mediocre, with ideas that the budget couldn't realize.

We never saw any of the corporations war. All of Zairon's plot took place in one room, and if the crew weren't on the Raza set, they were hanging out in warehouses.

yeah, would have much rather had dark matter than killjoys. I honestly don't see it's appeal over dark matter

Hannah John Kamen has upcoming roles in Ant-Man 2 and Ready Player One so SyFy thinks they can cash in on her hype train

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>The Expanse wont last another season
>Startrek will always be a liberal shit
>Killjoys is the tumor that brought down Dark Matter, so fuck it
>Orville looks fun
>Stargate Origins will probably suck, but lets hope for the best

>Stargate Origins will probably suck, but lets hope for the best

How did she get the job? I know connections can take you places but come the fuck on.

Don't forget the Magicians

That was my point. Ever get the impression you've be on Sup Forums too long?

>yfw the Raza set was in a warehouse

>Orville looks fun

According to another user, Orville is being shown out of order by Fox (shocker), so its days are probably numbered.

yes

>The Expanse wont last another season.

But what about the people that watch it on netflix.
How do they account the ratings for that?.

fuck

Wow, a show that's fanbase is made up solely of waifufags was unable to save it. Too bad guys.

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There was never much hope for stargate after universe didn't kick off.
God damn those Sup Forums threads were fun back then.

But also.
>exclusively on MGM's new digital platform.

This shit will be an unmitigated disaster. Theres literally zero effort for this to succed.
Look at the fucking writers too. Nobodies...

dark matter season 3 was literally stargate

I STILL WANT CONTINUUM SEASON 5

I want to touch her butt

HARD

the only good part of it was Thomas Jane

wrong, the politics is the only reason to watch the Expanse

>watching shows on tv
who cares?

That Christopher Meloni Cop show might be interesting

yea but that was probably to intentionally generate controversy so when the expected hit during the shift to Thursday came they could have a feather in their cap with muh controversial episode as a cushion

Let's look at history. Both Firefly and Almost Human were shown out of order by Fox in their first and only season

>first
>and only

guise lets fix the galactica

He was the best character of any of the Stargate series

Jodelle is for _____

is that that guy from once upon a time?

why is all sci-fi shows such garbage Sup Forums?

>hugging

orphan black's p. good

Assfucking while full.

hugs and holding hands!

Defiance was really good but it was a SyFy show so of course it got cancelled in the third season

>josephmallozzi

Isn't that the guy that got Atlantis and Universe cancelled then blamed it on the recession?

yea except there is no logical reason to do that so they were indeed fucked

but with Orville there is some actual logical reasoning to showing the episodes with controversy first in order to generate early interest

She's too autistic and talentless to get work anywhere else, sad to say but this is the end for Jodelle.

Only one episode of Oasis

Really? Watched it on Amazon a while back, I just thought it was a pilot and a full season would come out later? Is it never coming out?

GET OUT

it really makes you weep__

See

>contractual issues
???
so it could work out, but with some compromism?

the episodes are not dependent on a linear continuity so it's not like that would matter if it were true

No, he blamed it on the fans.

Presumably "unworkable" means they tried to work it out but couldn't

everybody knows that. DM is next best thing after it. Expanse is the hard scifi (in s1 anyway), DM is the fun.

>>Orville looks fun
>>Startrek will always be a liberal shit
Orville = Star Trek + Family Guy tho, so, not fun, but ridiculous scifi imitation

>Orville = Star Trek + Family Guy

You've never watched The Orville

true, but, i have seen MacFarlaine's 3-4 othershows, which are basically all the same, fart jokes and i'm retarded: the show

is it not hard scifi if there's aliums?
the books went about it pretty uniquely

>Here's an opinion that proves I've never seen the show
>Now I'm admitting I've never seen it and showing how stupid I am by attempting to validate me making retarded assumptions

How's the Expanse? I liked Dark Matter but I'm getting pretty tired of the trope-heavy, light hearted sci-fi shows and want some serious sci-fi.
Is Expanse like that?

The Expanse is a lot grimmer and less fun than DM but it's a little better overall.

it's far more believable

God damn it all fuck you all and this gay planet.

They cancel every fucking show that isn't about a single super warrior womin fighting the supernatural. If there is a show that was somewhat original then syfy axes it.

Oh look a show about angels and the rapture better cancel it. Oh look a show about space pirates in a dystopian corporate galaxy better cancel it. Oh look a show about a super virus that turns people into zombies or immortal better cancel it.

The only reason they will keep the expanse is they HAVE to show the red headed russian lesbian preacher. They may keep it until space pirate Kangs story.

RIP Syfy stories
helix
defiance
dominion
dark matter

They made way for
Wynonna Earp
Van Helsing
Bitten

Best sci-fi since Battlestar and Universe

>still no tight clothing shots
oh cmon jodelle

>van helsing
my memory is so repressed i forgot about that dogshit; its so insulting and in your face about its agenda its almost offensive

well... DM actually had superwomen and wasnt really original, if you count the crew was almost 1:1 firefly characters

anyway, everybody says it's shit, aside from 1-2 shills or memeforcers on tv who make the generals since ep1

Uh sweetie, it's called Blood Drive and it's the best thing since Breaking Bad

they had a cyborg and a robotfu. Both of them were at least believable enough to not be obscene. The bar for syfy is always lower, but DM was more campy and there for fun.

Also went to look at syfy's website to see if i could find anything good coming soon, but found me eyes assaulted by their website.

You mean the best character from Once Upon a Time? Yes.

well I can believe this, but it also explains them axing dm for the girl power shows.

>afrofuturist
>all black cast
>the women of star trek; etc etc

So SyFy is WeSyFy now? did they rebrand?

>Gone for good, Now all we ave is Orville, Killjoys, The Expanse, Startrek, and Stargate
which is to say we have absolutely nothing

Well I for one know I'll always have a position for her on my staff. It'll be hard, long work but in the end I think we'll both come to a satisfying conclusion, I'll also have paid sex with her.

The Expanse

Except in the case of Firefly, that was the exact same reason they gave for fucking with the broadcast order ... to generate interest in the series instead of the slower opening ep. But then they kept fucking with the order and also the day and/or time of airing.

I haven't seen the show but that sounds retarded. No long story arc? The fuck are they thinking?

>best thing since Breaking Bad

That's a low bar.

I didn't know they were remaking Gay Niggers From Outer Space with a female tweeeest.