English version

>english version
>cute little fairy tale-like story

>american version
>THIS SUMMER
>LETS PARTY
>*out of place modern american music starts playing*
>*cheap slapstick humour*
>music stops
>*character quips*
>AND HE IS ABOUT TO FIND OUT
>THAT BEING A RABBIT
>IS HARDER THAN IT LOOKS
>"screaming is funny, right?"

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When's the last time Sony made something good.

Spider man 2

TASM was bearable

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>foreignfag post
>same tired post revealing his obsession with the united states of better than your country

Blade Runner 2049

Europe is objectively better than the usa, though

american version
>actual film discussion
>quality memes

english version
>AMERICA SUCKS
>WEW ARENT WE SUPERIOR TO THE STATES M8
>I JUST CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT AMERICA
>AND HOW MUCH THEY SUCK
>I WISH OUR FILM INDUSTRY WAS AT ALL RELEVANT

>American version
>Japanese company
>Set in and has britfag actors

Kay.

yeah turkey seems great

t. triggered americunts

Why can't americans handle the fact that they are objectively the worst country?

why is it that all Europeans have such a huge hate boner for the US? Can't you just admit that you're jealous?

Americans don't feel this way toward Yuros. In fact, we never even think about you, really.

Why do you think about our country so much

>Can't you just admit that you're jealous?

of what? non-white majorities? retard presidents? mandatory child genitalia mutilation? military losses to vietnam?

So angry; you'd better watch that hate speech, don't want the gign knocking at your door looking for dissidents.

>retard presidents
why are you pretending to be Sup Forums if you're going to be a Drumpfposter, keep your b8 consistent

>mandatory child genitalia mutilation
circumcision isn't mandatory

>military losses to vietnam
reminder that your country lost a war against a largely disorganized army of farmers and regular people, and that country ended up being the best in the entire world and there's not a single thing you can do about it

why would gign knock at my door? i'm not french

>circumcision isn't mandatory

it's literally not though, that headline proves nothing

8/10 bait

OP here, I just wanted to have a comfy peter rabbit thread. You Sup Forumscucks ruin everything.

Not him, but it is though.

This. Beatrix' artwork is masterful.

this is peter rabbit
are you fucking kidding me

It's still produced and made in america

Looking the list it's pretty bad overall

>Gigli
>Maid in Manhattan
>Men in Black 2
>The Tourist
>Pink Panther
>Jack Und Jull

there's some decent ones tucked in there, Superbad, Punchdrunk love, Social Network

but fucking hell Sony here's the full list

movieinsider.com/c8/sony-pictures

that rabbit looks familiar

Socialist shithole full of rapefugees.
Why would I want to live there?

I think you're confusing us with the USA

Take that hijab off, Ölof.

Americans aren't even human. They're shaved chimps.

you forgot
>obligatory matrix bullet time parody

[ear shattering fart noise]

Man, my mom would read this to me as a child. I remember really relating to Peter.

Baby Driver

You mutilate the genitals of your sons en masse just because your kike overlords like it that way. You are a disgrace to the Western world.

I'm an american male and my foreskin is intact

please an hero

Why do you lie, user?

whatever happened to innocent, beautiful film for children?

why does every film need to be a comedy now? I blame Shrek
I bet this movie will end with every character dancing

go to Sup Forums, Sup Forums isn't your america dart board

>why does every film need to be a comedy now?
So numales can watch it.

I'm an englishman who only speaks English and I'm sick of you cunts on every website I visit. Hopefully you will all be speaking spanish soon on spanish websites so us white people will be segregated from the mud people once again

Because every studio wants to copy the success of the MCU.

>Nobody has posted artwork yet

some predictions:

an animal sings a rap song
there will be an action sequence aping a popular franchise
lots of jokes referencing pop culture
there will be diversity animals ex. a jamican accented frog

lol stay on britbong websites then, fag. it's always the rest of the world following us on to our sites, not the other way around.

comfy. I remember my mom reading these to me before bedtime. Man, I miss her.

Looks like all the other shitty kids film. They all look the same.

because you dragged us down with you

t. 910 billion a year on social security

Not with that brain tumor called Germany right in the middle of it

This Peter looks surprisingly fuckable

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>not being a degenerate
Feels good having more wank material man.

Oh please dont tell me they are making a dumb movie about Peter Rabbit. Is Goodnight Moon next?

>San Andreas
>The Internship
>Monster Trucks
>Gooby (google it)
>Peter Rabbit
what other movies made recently feel like they were made for the 90s or early 2000s?

It matches the Chinese skin

Amerilards BTFO

Have fun in hell, then.

I'm sorry, user.
youtube.com/watch?v=7Pa_Weidt08

This. I'm American, and American culture is 50% garbage, which is helping ruin Europe too (the le multiculturalism is good part of American culture).

Sorry Eurobro. Jefferson and Franklin had some good ideas at the start, but now the US is spiraling toward Brazil 2.0, and influencing Europe to do the same. Oh well, maybe there's another planet somewhere that won't ruin itself.

So are most global recessions.

Then why do I never see 'made in america' on products?

The Bollywood version definitely will.

babydriver

>i have never looked up statistics on health care, education, prison population, infant survival rates, and so and so on of the united states in comparison to every single other modern democracy
The delusion you must live in

What the fuck?
WHAT THE FUCK!

I hate Sony now.

>proud that America has lost its manufacturing base

I bet you believe trickle down economics was a good idea too, huh?

Only Turks call turkey European

>Making banterous posts on a Indochinese kite making discussion page requires "thinking so much"
Lmao Americans are so dumb

Anatolia is European, Turks aren't.

>be Australian
>Americunts can't bitch about me the same way they do about Brits and Europoors because
>can only submissively bow their heads in recognition of how shitty their country is

What do you expect? Americans have never been able to treat even their own IPs with any respect, although at least with American IPs the original product was most assuredly shit too.

Reminder that the U.S. is a worthless country filled with fatass retards.
>steal all of """ their""" culture and ideas from weaker countries that can't do anything about it
>can't take people calling their country shit like the rest of the 3rd world can
Am I missing anything? Also their entertainment industry has always been creatively bankrupt.

Give me ten european movies from the past 5 years that aren't shit.

>James Corden

This movie went from just plain bad to downright offensive.

Give me a single American movie that isn't a rip-off or an adaptation and also isn't shit.

The Terminator

still haven't given any euro movies

>TFW Yanks are all gonna come here when their country collapses

Who is voicing Mr McGregor?