Every Simpsons Ever: Thread #15

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This is the home stretch boys. I'm sticking through no matter how disgusted I get with these HD era episodes.

SHAVE MEEEE
SHAVE MEEEE

IF YOU COULD LIVE IN THE SAUCE, DON'T YOU THINK *I* WOULD LIVE IN THE SAUCE?!

I would

STUPIDO!

high school Maude was a babe tbqh

>every adult in springfield went to the same high school

hmmmmmmmmmmMMMMmmmmmm

oh lord its already in HD? and there's still 9 seasons to go?

Small towns have only one high school in areas.

>every adult in springfield went to the same high school at the same exact time in the same exact graduating class

ZOMBIE SIMPSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS

Wasn't there a brief Classic Era flashback that showed high school Homer pounding on Smithers?

>this "nu" intro

Well its a cartoon so

When's the movie?

Not showing.

I don't even get why people wank over the movie so much, it's not even that good, and it doesn't even work as an indicator of "when the show goes to shit", it was already shit way before the movie.

Neophpbia must be terrible, I feel sorry for you. Hope you get the help you need

It's a genuinely bad opening sequence that shits all over the old one, user.

But the animation is better and the colour doesn't look like they got the colourists from The Rugrathornberries anymore.
But, I agree, its now kinda disjointed.
I dunno, some things, like qual

Disregard that half senence there because i forgot what I was saying

Go home user you're drunk

Dude Marge is gay lmao...?

>At this point in the marriage a wife should know what her husband can and can't do
>Who was I to think you could mail an envelope?

Jesus fuck Marge

The kids were taking a test from 10am to 3pm?

Sounds natural to me if it's test week.

What is with Jean and Scully always ending episodes with some nonsensical dance or partying thing

>Wasn't there a brief Classic Era flashback that showed high school Homer pounding on Smithers?
>pounding on Smithers

too many Rodney Dangerfield movies

Well that surprise was out of character for Homer

>the flower basket

The Simpsons are real pieces of shit in this one

>It's a Simpsons take advantage of Flanders episode

No, just haveing a really off day, need to get back on my meds, I have such bad ADHD i get government assistance. Trust me, it's possible. Shit like forgetting half a sentence is tame. Once I was helping my friend do laundry and I put the clothes in the dryer first, to my credit I learned fron that one...washer right, dryer left.

>my hair is turning back to its natural red!

What the hell Bart?

I'm kind of glad they got thrown out on their asses, and now to see how the status quo goes back to normal.

...

>I need to get across the river but I can only bring one thing at a time
>I can't leave the baby alone with the poison
>But I can't leave the dog alone with the baby

Well, what's the answer?

call for help

>Take the baby over first
>Watch helplessly across the other side as the dog consumes the poison, something you thought only the baby would do
>Cry over the death of your dog
>Decide to bury him in the world's elite pet cemetery, which is halfway around the globe
>Get on the plane to fly there
>Bart fucks around on the plane
>Opens up a hatch
>Flies out
>Splatters on the ground
>Hyper-realistic corpse
>Ded Bort

>we're at season 20 now

Does anyone else think Lisa's voice actress is hot?

>Lisa is the gem that will bring world peace

booooo

Isn't she over 60 now

Poison the dog, leave baby.

She's 52.

THE INFAMOUS HELLION

Yeah, it's more than 20 years old and never had an off year. Who'da thunk it

Why does CO hate new simpsons? this is fucking hilarious

Back in the 80s yeah, but as for the present tense, not into mature ladies. I like to think I'd find her hot if I was that old, and I won't get shallow and just keep lusting afer 20-30 year olds

THE SIMPSONS ARE GOING TO IRELAND!

No you idiot, you poison the baby, feed it to the dog and then get rid of three birds with one stone.

What countries should The Simpsons visit next?

Sup Forums would go apeshit if there was an episode where they went to Argentina. You know, because of the UNA VELA pics

north korea

I'M READY! HOW ABOUT YOU?!

Final episode.

But they already went to brazil., They're the same country only one is filled with soccer fans and the other is filled with MMA meatheads.

They brought up Argentina in some Simpsons special years ago that I saw on Hulu. It had Morgan Spurlock hosting that special, and they talked mentioned the fanbase in Argentina and even found a place that sold Duff Beer.

Why did they retcon Abraham and pretend like his first name is Grandpa Simpson?

So does it get better from this point? I know we don't hit a new golden age or anything, but is there a simpsons renaissance? ?

Have they been to Sweden yet? I know they did that Iceland thing with Carl

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Isn't gay marriage still illegal in Ireland?

I wouldn't say a renaissance, but things do improve a bit further into the 20s, especially once Matt Selman starts showrunning a few episodes a season.

According to some apologists it does, but every time I gave it another chance it seemed equally awful.

>non-canon

I want cuck sheds and hordes of refugees

Eveyone always wonders how simpsons has so many viewers but they're mistakenly assuming these viewers are mostly american for an american show. I think it might be a combination of the style of humor and the VAs but Matt Groining has a way huger spic and beaner fanbase then amurifat and eurosexuals. Fucking mexicans will probably have freaky pseudo pagan/catholic shrines to Bender one day they love him so much.

I kill whales for fun.

Anyone got a stream?

>FXX
probably not

just check a schedule of that channel, and watch along with some website that has the videos like kisscartoon

>Bender
Fucking plebs. Praise Kif the wall just got 10 feet higher.

hey, it's this episode

christ did they start drawing this on flash? It looks like a bad flash parody here.

How feminine is Helen Lovejoy's penis?

My least favorite character. I'd be okay if she died.

Oh fuck it's Lisa's friend high on imagination ep.
Ergh.

I hate this parson character.

>I fuck whales for fun

>tfw I've never seen an episode with him

wew

Why is Marge being such a turbo bitch?

Why was that pedal drum so off beat?

Hot damn! I'm going to Sea World!

15/99

So Bob and Krusty are friends now?
Okay. Then again, after his most recent episode Bob wasn't even up for killing Bart when the imprisoned teacher proposed it (But that was also because he didn't want to share the kill)

They made up in Bob's Season 12 appearance. It stuck.

Before Bob's execution, that stuck too right?

is this the one with the cute midget?

I remember that moment, I just didn't realize it continued like that.
I thought Bob was back to trying to kill Krusty after he helped the Simpsons escape in Italy.

>Little Moe Szyslak's only appearance was 3 seasons ago and I missed it

The overall quality of the seasons continues declining but the episodes vary even more in quality. We have some of the worst episodes ever, and a few genuinely good ones but the vast majority are bland and unforgettable.

>Little Women

Dat continuity.

i want to fuck that midget

The movie is pretty good. It's much better than the actual show at the time and I'd say it's on par with Season 10.

>tfw no qt barefoot midget gf

>simulcast in spanish

UNA VELA

Dude Lisa on drugs lmao?

>something good/""good"" happens to Bart
>someone always has to ruin it

Why?

> Milhouse gets a girlfriend and ignores Bart
>Gets mad when Bart gets a girlfriend

Fuck you too, Milhouse.

shrek

Watching these nu-Simpsons episodes is like seeing your daughter star in pornography

Seriously. Fuck Milhouse.