I recently watched a French interview featuring the famous American actor Jonah Hill in where he is humiliated in front...

I recently watched a French interview featuring the famous American actor Jonah Hill in where he is humiliated in front of the entire country. He was there to plug his movie and ended up getting so severely scarred he had to cancel the rest of the press tour and return home for psychological counseling.

It pained me after having become familiar with the actor from hits such as Superbad, 21 Jumpstreet, and The Wolf on Wallstreet. I thought after seeing his on screen charisma that he would be able to easily maneuver around the rude host and salvage the situation.

I find myself waking up around 1-3am in a cold sweat remembering her face. "What could he have said?" I wonder. "Why didn't they stop her?"

Do you think this interview had a negative impact on his career or potential future roles? Do you think it will affect his future performances?

I trust stinky hotpockets won't insta404 this thread since it follows board rules.

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What film was this?

Jonah hill sold his charisma to lose weight and forever rue's the day he made that bet with Samuel .L. Jackson.
This is just common knowledge

He should be thankful to be where he is.

"Shut up, Jew"

Entire room, including lady, starts laughing

my life ended when I saw that interview, it has consumed me.

I am unsure of the film the famous actor Jonah Hill was there to promote but I can assure you it WAS a film and this interview DID take place on TELEVISION.

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He prob makes way more money than her and lives in America so who gives a shit

Ah I feel great empathy for you OP, I too wonder what this famous actor Jonah Hill could have said on this TELEVISION interview. Perhaps if we work together we could come up with a reply that would free us all from this PTSD.

I just searched this expecting to find something strange and disturbing. I was disappointed. Am I missing something?

youtube.com/watch?v=Y90cC4qPgq4

The host leads Jonah on, explaining she has a fantasy that involves him. Once it appears that they are to perform coitus, she gives a poorly delivered burn. She suggests he is of a lesser value that his co stars.

Everyone laughs

Jonah is still while the translator in his ear explains

Quiet panic

She stares into his eyes, she knows she hurt him, she wants to see him writhe in agony.

Jonah, unable to redirect the piercing blow, turns into a lil baby back bitch and cries about it.

>"if I leave how will they know to pay you?"

>"Take that back or I will fucking hire hitman to murder you and your family"
there

I honestly can't tell if that's a man or a women

>Weather girl, I'm CIA
>Uh, you don't get to insult me
>If I pull that dress off, would you cry?
>You're a cunty gal

I felt like Jonah had a pretty ok response

he's not mean spirited enough to combat the eternal frog wench

best of the last thread
>as the French say, "I surrender"

Haven't been on Sup Forums in a while.

Have you finally figured it out?

"nice meme"
that's it.

It's your average French male.

Perhaps we should all try our best to come up with the perfect comeback, but we have to find a way to get our message to Jonah. Somehow.

>unable to redirect the piercing blow

It' a very difficult situation. You answer her back? U MAD xD. You keep quiet? You're still mad.

I think the best course of action would've been to Tom Cruise it: you ask her what's wrong with her, why is she being so rude, you're the guest, and so and so.

youtube.com/watch?v=9C4UvvHMoZs

t. Jonah Hill

>I guess the thought of unpaid sex is alien to you ey Jonah?

aww, sweetie
:)

>Yeah I feel bad for you having a mutilated dick. I'll let you watch

>unlike you I don't need money to get sex

>is that the response every time you're offered food?

Seems like your threats is like your lost virginity. Non existant

>FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK FRANCE, FUCK YOU AND FUCK THIS FAGGY AUDIENCE I'M OUT OF THIS DUMP!

That's how it's done

The critical flaw of these threads is assuming frenchie will have the perfect response to any retort. If Jonah came back with anything halfway decent she would have lost.

>My gosh Jonah I'm sorry, it was only a joke...

>americans and banter, am i right?

the audience erupts in laughter

>"is that the response every time you're offered food?"
what?

That he surrenders. He eats it.

I'll tell you right now, what's causing Jonah so much suffering. He's fapping. Go to R/NOFAP. Learn about the truth.
PMO-Addiction (Porn Masturbation Orgasm) is one of the most devastating things destroying the entire world and it needs to be talked about. PMO literally takes away life force and spirit. Porn is a WMD of Satan and his Succubus.

Go home Jonah, you're out of your element.

surely the director of that shitty tv show had someone tell her good comebacks.

"Why?"

>is that the response every time you're offered food?
Come now Ornella, sure you stank of fish but I wouldn't exactly call it food

I don't think that would translate from french to english in such a clever way. fail.

You just keep pushing it until she runs out of shit to say, much like good old Tom did.

is ornella the final boss of Sup Forums?

Capusotto?

>'I had the same fantasy, it usually ends when they tell you you're too fat and too ugly'
>She and her friends were ass hats for a month until I had them arrested for vandalism
Was in a similar situation and he might actually have chosen the right option

>unlike you I don't need money to get sex

>they would be the ones paying for it, though haha. A bit self assured? Or just not very bright?

>"I fucking hate you, pull down your drawers so i can rape you."
polite, on topic, and makes her look like the asshole.

> Make a slightly concerned and sorry face
> "Uhm ok I can call Brad if you want but I honeslty doubt he'll be interested in having sex with you desu"

this is the first good response that I have seen that is also realistic (that does not include a gun)

Listen you whore I'll carve out your cunt with a fucking butter knife. You think your vagina gives you power. It's men like me that build the world while you suck dick for the highest bidder. Go home girl before you embarrass yourself and further degrade what little sexual value you have left in the marketplace of pussy.
*drops the mic*

I doubt it. Celebrities have little pieces of drama show up all the time and it usually doesn't have a big impact. If anything it will help him stay in shape more and that could give him a wider number of roles he can play.

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>how do I respond to that??

I think something about her being a prostitute is best. I mean what kind of person would say on live television that they want to fuck anything? It's just not something you say, even if you're talking about a fantasy or joking about it. Calling her a whore for it seems most appropriate.

>>as the French say, "I surrender"
Holy shit. ''I surrender'' is literally enough.

Saving this reply.

kek i forgot about this one

i like this one

>I mean what kind of person would say on live television that they want to fuck anything?
It's the French you're talking about. One of the hosts is a fucking tranny. Do you seriously think questioning her decency in such a situation is the way to go?

>le surrender monkeys XDDD
That joke is too American. Won't work in frogland.

and then everyone points and laughs at you for being an edgy little virgin

>pulls out glock..."Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. You were saying? No please, continue... I'd love to hear the rest of this fantasy of yours. EVERYONE ELSE SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! What's the matter, frog got your tongue? You seemed so talkative before, what changed? Oh this? Yeah, this is normal to carry where I'm from, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's the first real one you've seen. No, don't look at anyone else, look at me. Look at me because I'm the one in control of your life right now. I'm in charge. No, don't cry, that's not going to help you. Not even a little. Wanna know why? Because at this very moment, here and now, as far as you're concerned I'm God and unless you play your cards right, I could very well be the last thing you ever see. So save your tears for someone who cares and choose your next words really fucking carefully now you stupid French bitch. You disgusting whore. Because this is my show now and your fifteen minutes are almost up. Now tell me what you are. Repeat what I just called you. And start taking off your clothes as you do it. Yeah that's right. One piece at a time. Right here and now on national television. Be thankful, I'm about to make you a star..."'

This is probably the shittiest response though

still the best an American can do...

pretty much

Is George Constanza making these threads because the whole interview thing reminds him of the jerk store thing

>not just laughing and saying something like “what, it’s just more of me to love!”

Obviously your average French citizen. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE sup joshy

It's good, but it can be improved upon.

>THIS ISN'T WHAT WE DISCUSSED BEFORE THE SHOW

Ornella Devil
Ornella Devil
If she doesn't roast you
No spiteful thing will
To see her is to
Take all the red pills
Ornella, Ornella Devil
She's like the juden waiting
for a shill
Ornella, Ornella Devil

At first you think
Ornella is a dumbcunt
But after time you leave her show in shock
You come to realize
You've seen her crafty eyes
Watching you from under migrant cock

REEEEEEEEEEEE

The malevolence
This roastie supreme
She ought to be locked up
And never be seen
The world was such
a wholesome place until
Ornella, Ornella Devil

that's honestly a bit past banter, especially for someone that grew as a fat fuck. Only a woman would take this too far, she's using the only thing she has, her sexuality, as a topic for humiliation

Because of this everyone thinking she would have a witty comeback is wrong. She already used the pusy-card, returning to it would seem pathetic

Wow I finally watched this clip and I have determined that the burn wasn't that bad, Jonah handled it fine, and this is a bad meme. i will be filtering all image hashes, subjects, comments, and keywords I can so that I never have to see these dumb threads again.

This would be a hilarious gag in a groundhog day movie, every new day he tries to come up with a great comeback, but she easily deflects it and BTFOs him every time.

>insulting the people you're trying to sell your product

good one

it's not a challenge to beat someone at shit talking when they hardly understand the language you speak

They brought him there and publicly ripped him, it's fair. Everybody gets stung.