Almost as satisfying as having my prostate massaged

Almost as satisfying as having my prostate massaged

no way is that a kik kat, cunt?

bring that shit over here

post

Fucken oath mate.

>americans can eat all short of chocolate
>in here they are expensive as fuck

fucking jealous

cross the border and sign up for welfare

cut your nails

What the fuck do you think you are doing! Dont encourage this heathen!

You should see the fucking flavors they have in Asia. Green tea kit kat is fucking great.

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if it's any consolation, our "chocolate" is way short on actual chocolate and way long on sugar

for milk chocolate to be legally called milk chocolate here, it has to contain at least 10% chocolate

in the UK, that figure is 25%

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>eating it like that

You fucking bastard

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we have more than 1 flavour of kit kat here too cunt

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70% cocoa is my jam.

Eucalyptus?

You sick bastard. Why did we not let the Japs slaughter you?

>those nails
what the fuck

How about you fucking go take him some you fucking faggot

>green tea kit-kat
Can confirm it's good, Japan exports those here.

Is that a kat kit? Why would you eat it like that you freak.

I saw a thread asking what non-Americans like to bring home from trips to America.

Every single fucking post was some type of candy, or red solo cups.

Totally fucking up Kit Kat eating etiquette, you must be a fucking bogan.

Because they taste better than your beer.

Sup Forums is now Sup Forums circa 2010

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Kit-Kats, Milky Ways, Twix, Frozen Reese's and 100 Grand are the only thing worth the money, all the rest taste log dogshit.

kys

>tfw food stamps
>tfw only get healthy things
>the most unhealthy thing i ate this week was spaghetti
>I'm on that sunflower sprout and wheat grass drink kick

>anything better than having your prostate massaged

I wish my nails would grow normally again ;_;

Mint
Caramel
Double Chocolate
Dark
VB
Vegemite
TimTams
Pineapple Lumps
Minties
Winnie blues
Meat Pies
Marty sauce
Kangaroo
Emu
Crocodile
Steve Irwin

>in here they are expensive as fuck

wow you must be really poor!! kit kat cost less than dollar here.

Dick.

I hope it's chocolate without sugar.

What did you do to it

You're not eating it right..

Kit kats are the worst. They go down so quick but is amazing going down. We need a lower calorie huge kit kat.

>those finger nails
On a scale of faggot to OP, how much of a homosexual are you?

>girl
Well that story went to trash real quick

>no babe ruth
>no 5th ave
>no recees sticks

Yea bro u trippin

Closet homos needs to be gassed

If you're not a classical guitarist and you keep your nails long it's time to consider suicide