Yeah i'm pretty into movies. I'm assuming you're not really familiar with Wes Anderson

>Yeah i'm pretty into movies. I'm assuming you're not really familiar with Wes Anderson.

How do you reply?

piss on h...this

>yeah haha wanna screen me your favorite of his? I'll get some good weed and a strap on

>I loved the Grand Budapest Hotel, but thats the only movie of his I've seen. Maybe you can show me the other ones you like?
Easy pussy but you pretentious Sup Forums losers will be virgins forever

I'd call her reddit and go home immediately to tell my "friends" on Sup Forums

>oh yeah I loved the Resident Evil movies

what did he mean by this?

I only watch Czech new wave and 90s hk, so no I'm not familiar with him

kick her in the vagina and tell her wes anderson is twee bullshit for hipster pseuds

>I'm a regular poster on Sup Forums, yes I am a hacker, so I don't have time to watch that sort of stuff
>So, will you be my gf?

Bitch if you ever make an assumption like that again I'm going to sock you in the face and knock those cheap fake ass glasses off your motherfucking face do you understand me? Don't even pretend we're on the same level of movie knowledge you goddamn pleb ho.

>totes grl lets burn one and watch scream 3

Stupid slut, I bet you've never even HEARD of Renoir or Carol Reed. Now stfu, get on your knees and start sucking. Maybe my semen will transmit some of my knowledge to you.

That's exactly how I'd respond

>Uh sooo... will you say something? why are you staring at me like that..?
>I think I'll go catch up with my friends... You look constipated.
>Weirdo..

No I'm familiar, most people are. He's a pretty popular director.

Start kicking her in the face over and over until she stops breathing.

>projecting this hard

>Of course I know who Wes Anderson is. He's the bad Wes who cries because he's not Craven

kek

I hated that stupid fucking movie only for the fact that with a little research done they wouldn't of mispronounced my last name the several times it was said in the movie

Angry wymwym spotted

>wouldn't of

Whatever you posted automatically means nothing

Literal autism

clearly just thinking about it rages me into grammatical errors.

Clearly you're just retarded by default

I bet you enjoy the films Wes Anderson.

>me: Yeah I've seen all his movies
>her: oh I haven't seen ____
>me: I've got it on my computer you should come over and watch it
>she comes over and we fuck
>next time she comes over I introduce her to kino and she keeps coming back for more
This is why I get laid

not as retarded as a bunch of movie makers who base their movie in the capitol city of another country but can't even be assed to find out the pronunciation of Hungary's version of Smith

For your information, I happen to enjoy the films of Wes Anderson

Well you sure proved correct.

Worst Anderson

You should calm down nobody gives a shit about your dumbass name

Except it wasn't based on a real place?

I prefer the works of John Ford.

>Have this girl taling about how her father managed to get a shitton of yuge movies posters and discs, like he had a whole room dedicated to it.
>the girl barely knew anything about Cinema and her favorite director is fucking tarantino
>tfw couldn't contain my autism when i browsed through director's names or movies and she hadn't heard about them.
>what she did was going to the theater and pay retarded prices to see capeshit and 50 shades darker


Why are women such goddamn imbeciles?

haha yeah i also love symmetrical shots, it's an acquired taste not everyone gets the expert level of cinematography wanna smoke a joint? ;)

lol thats so true
came across with some random butch online, literally sade the same, but with art and van gogh

like if van gogh wasnt one of the most popular painter.

she also had some shitty tattoos on her hand, so she looked already a mess, but then she came with this

To be honest, I'm not familiar with Wes Anderson. I don't even know what movies he's made.

Whats wrong with Tarantino?

Yeah I liked moonrise kingdom cuz I thought the chick was hot lol *burps in her face*

I think it's just the ones dumb enough to talk to you

LOL BTFO

>Hear a girls father is into cinema

>"Heh, cute kid... I bet you don't even like Kubrick, Forman, Kurosawa, Bergman, Fincher, PTA, Coppola, and the list goes on. Nothin' personnel
Cringe

samefag

nyugi Kovács

He's alright, if you're into traditional gender roles and the objectification of women.

Wrong

Don't like his way of turning retarded violence into a show, it reeks of cheapness to me.


didn't go that way though, it kinda flowed in a way of she was telling me about the posters she had , and she never even saw the damn thing.

CARLOS

There's nothing really wrong with him as much as there great about him. He makes flicks, only a tier above capeshit, he has only ever made one piece of kinography and one film.

Wes Anderson? Yeah I love his movies, they're so kafkaesque

Someone actually said something incredibly close to this to me last Monday.
>I feel like you're into really obscure movies, like Moonrise Kingdom

When I talk about movies irl I can't remember a single movie I like or the names of any directors.

saddest LARP ive seen in a long time

say
>my favorite movie is donnie darko
and get my cock throttled

Literally ever indie girl on OkCupid:

>intersectional feminist
>self-proclaimed coffee addict
>film buff but lists generic movies like Wes Anderson's
>"on a typical Friday night I'm watching Netflix"

Every time. I just go on there for fun. I've seen quite a few living memes.

And thats why you are virgin.

We're virgins because girls only like guys who are remarkably outgoing and muscular. Shy and average guys don't get laid unless they pay for escorts.

>Yes, you are assuming.
The smug indirect one-liner, never fails.

>No, is he that guy that sings in Arcade Fire? I didn't know he also made films

user, this is absurd and made me laugh very hard. Thank you.

B-but what if she rejects me?

>play dumb
>correct them on inaccuracies
>make them look dumb themselves
>garner respect overtime

>why would you assume that...?
>oh sorry so you know him
>no but you shouldn't really say things like that, its sounds a little pretentious (jokingly)
Basically just be sarcastic and ironic the rest of the conversation and try to not have her notice but constantly be flustered by you correcting her, I am an asshole

Sup Forums ain't friends. We're family.

...

turn your goddamn bluetooth off

>Actually, I'm quite a fan. I love Life Aquatic, but Moonrise Kingdom is a personal favourite. It's definitely his most underrated film in my opinion. What? You want to have sex with me? Ask me out for coffee first!

...

>And I'm assuming you're not really familiar with my dick.

That's how you do it, boys.

>My problems are because of anything and everything except myself.
Literal children aren't supposed to post on Sup Forums

Everyone is familiar with my dick, I'm kind of famous.

>Wes Anders-AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA! Sorry, I only watch patrician directors. Tarantino, Synder, Bay etc.
Then i'd show her my extensive film collection what is made up entirely of YIFY torrents that never exceed 2GB

>my pussy when he says he says he likes zack snyder

P-p-plz don't apply the nu-male meme to Jeremy Davis. ;_;

I had a coworker ask me what my favorite movie was. I totally blanked. Suddenly I forgot every single movie I've ever seen, and how I felt about them. I never gave him a straight answer. I imagine I felt quite like you in that moment

dumb phoneposter

>wouldn't
that is grammatically correct, would not of
wtf are you talking about?

it's wouldn't have
would not have

yeah ik, should have deleted post.
I was assuming he was making a gripe with just the word wouldn't, that I didn't even consider the tense.

>uh yeah I thought Nacho Libre was ok

assuming makes an ass of you and not me

>walk away

underrated