>on an alien planet
>two moons
On an alien planet
>and your OTHER moon
>on an alien planet
>it's not made of gas
>space movie
>female alien has 3 tits
>alien planet
>breathable atmosphere
>1g surface gravity
>solar radiation levels minimal
Literally the worst part of total recall.
>on alien planet
>no purple people eaters
>alien planet
>aliens are just colored humans
>on alien planet
>you're actually on the moon
>on an alien planet
>oh, fucking entire planet has a just biome
>it's fucking cold planet
>it's fucking desert planet with arabs aliens
>it's jungle planet with a many beast dangerous
In what, 3 whole movies?
This user's criticism is far more valid than OP's.
>alien planet
>all the aliens look alike and speak the same language
Even fucking Nolan fell for this meme.
>turn your copybook to page nine
>draw a line between each parallelogram
>good, now answer questions four through six
>raise your hand when you're finished
>
>put down your pencils
>now
Like as on Earth. Every civilized human is fluent in english.
>on alien planet
>time moves slower
>alien planet
>there are no other alien culture and they all speak the same language
>humans are the only ones out of numerous alien species that wear clothes
>humans are the top species in all of the universe
>on an alien planet
>scientist suddenly takes off his helmet
>rest of the crew looks shocked
>"it's okay, the air is clean"
>on alien planet
>there's Americans but no aliens
There is no worst part of total recall.
>on an alien planet
>scientist suddenly takes off his helmet
>rest of the crew looks shocked
>"it's okay, the air is clean"
>dies a few seconds later from something in the air
>rest of the crew keeps their helmets on
One of the few trek books I ever read was an away team beaming down to a planet in EV suits before determining if the air is safe.
All the scans come back as safe and the redshirt who takes his helmet off first dies of immediate massive internal hemorrhage from some weird microbe they didn't scan for.
>quirky characters makes a funny remark but gets scolded the rest and they give him the look
>"what?"
aside from all the parts where you have to look at the deformed mutated shit
I wonder what the movie would've been like without Cronenberg's initial involvement.
>on alien planet
>they all speak fluent German
If i had a nickel for every time
Why the hell does anyone join starfleet...
I imagine in a world where everyone can just replicate everything Earth life is pretty boring.
>on an alien planet
>turns out humans were the aliens all along