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Oh yeah new episode tonight I guess edition

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20 minute delay for GB/Cincy markets only or everyone?

>I hurt myself today...

This show is going to suck ass isn't it

>it's a Dukat goes incognito to avoid assassination by Bajoran terrorists episode

ABOUT THE STREAM
brettygood will show it, please do tell if you know of any more sites showing it

Some people enjoy sucking ass. Nobody is going to enjoy this.

Livestream where? and how many more minutes?

Daily reminder that O'Brien is a deep cover Section 31 agent.

Everyone in America

It will still be better than The Orville.

>20 minute delay for GB/Cincy markets only or everyone?
Everyone.

Anybody got a verified Space Canada stream link? I'm on Brettygood, but I dunno if they'll be doing the CBS broadcast.

....Keiko being his wife now makes sense

WE

Mods sticky this thread please

why do all the star trek novels have such bad cover art

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Sup Forums hates it, but when was the last time that Sup Forums was right about something this big?

It's going to have 2 good episodes that almost make sitting through the other 11 worth it.

Stranger Things

Probably, but survivable

I haven't watched the Orville and am not going to so this means nothing to me.

>Seth McFarlane

Spending no money on it

True

Extremely bold prediction there champ

>why do all the star trek novels have such bad cover art
Some of the 70s-90s ones have good art, but ever since the 2000s, the cover art has gone down the shitter. There's some painfully bad CGI on some of the newer covers.

then they're no better then streamers who pirate their shit

Isn't it a little soon?

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Threadly Orville ratings reminder. Star Trek Discovery is our last spacekino hope.

>all

What is some essential /lit/trek?
I liked the vanguard books.

Why does she have the hand of a 50 year old white dude?

Don't forget to buy CBS all access Plus for all the best content on your devices anyhwere you go! It's a great deal to see all your favorites like The Big Bang Theory and Star Trek!

Planet X.

hmmm...

she's a trans-age, trans-white trans-male you transphobic

Orville was never meant to be spacekino it's a comedy.

how much longer til it starts?

Wait, I can get the Big Bang Theory for JUST $9.99 a Month!?

Bad lighting

It would be racist to show a black person holding a gun

Problems with Orville:
Bad humor, less funny than any actual Trek show
Terrible acting
Shit lighting, bad props
Derivative of Star Trek, without parodying or expanding on it in any way
Seth MacFarlane's punchable face
Shitty bland writing, surface level nods to hot button political issues without actually dealing with them or parodying them

Good Things:
It's a science fiction series

Nice try, CBS shill.

-The Art of the Impossible
-The Brave & The Bold
-IKS Gorkon/Klingon Empire
-Dark Mirror
-The Millennium Trilogy
-Ashes of Eden
-The Return
-The Klingon Art of War
-The Never Ending Sacrifice
-Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
-The first Myriad Universes book

5 minutes

youtu.be/ZcTvrxwP6Is

>tfw someone has you make a 007 intro but halfway through they change their mind to Star Trek

8:00pm EST
Don't know if CBS does time zones

Ssshhh, a deal this great we can keep just between you and me, I'm letting you have it for such a giveaway price.

THE BLOODY CARDIES CAN'T BE TRUSTED

>88146260
>Milking a copypasta this hard

Pretty thirsty for that (you), aren't ya?

Pushed because of football. Starts in 20 minutes

>The first Myriad Universes book
The one with Emperor Spock? That was great.

>The one with Emperor Spock? That was great.
No, that's the Mirror Universe.

Myriad Universes is the anthology series where they do all sorts of what if stories.

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Okay, but seriously.

Seriously.

Seriously.

Seriously.

STD episode #2 was supposed to become available immediately after STD episode #1 finishes.

But episode #1 was delayed by football.

So #2 will be available before #1 finishes.

So if anybody here has an All Access subscription, then they could fuck over everybody else watching #1 by spoiling the ending.

The ultimate troll.

Seriously.

THAT'S AMAZING! What other hidden deals does CBS offer!?

Star Trek Into Darkness is literally the worst film I've ever seen and watched Pearl Harbour in the theater

inb4 episode 1 ends with "o shit it's the klingons"

YOU WANT SEE BATTLE SEQUENCE? GIB LATINUMS!

Even if the show turned out to be amazing Sup Forums would still try hard to tear it apart and shitpost everything.

DS9: The 34th Rule is a great book written by Quark's author.

It has nothing to do with porn.

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NOT VIACOM LICENSE

Livestream?

but that 88% RT rating though

NO SOURCE

Stargate > Star Trek

stream where?

Farscape >Stargate>Star Trek

BrettyGood.

It's a US stream though, so no guarantee on episode 2.

IT'S STARTING

HOLY SHIT WE WUZ KLANGZ

newfags

Quark! I've been listening this entire time. You wouldn't be scamming anyone, would you? Let's see those gfs, or there'll be consequences. Keiko is not a gf, we all know she's some kind of space demon and we just play nice for O'Brien.

Other 13.

It's pushed to 8:48

CBS All Access, hewmawn

faith of the heart was objectively better than that generic crap

>read The 34th Rule thinking it's gonna be like a comedic Ferengi episode but in novel form
>it's actually dark and depressing as fuck filled with depictions of torture and suffering

It's starting in a few minutes in Canada
I'm ready for this shitshow

Yes, don't forget other amazing shows on CBS All Access, like THE BIG BANG THEORY and THE BIG BANG THEORY

No links?

brettygood

Same. I've never wanted to leave a theater before seeing Into Darkness.

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Here. I gib for free. Right now it's just Oprah talking politics with retarded people, but it should be on at 7:48 CST (if it isn't delayed again for some dumb shit).

>We have a moment where three of our scientists have just pulled off the most incredible thing ever. They are talking about concepts that are so above everybody else’s head, and one of them says, “This is so fucking cool.” And she’s a cadet, and she’s catches herself, and she looks at her boss, because oh my God, she just dropped an F-bomb. And her boss, played by Anthony Rapp, turns to her and says, “You’re right, cadet — this is fucking cool.” So in a moment like that, where I feel like we’re celebrating smarts and people who are at the top of their game. It’s rare when we’ll do it, but if we do it, we want to make it feel organic.
>trekmovie.com/2017/09/23/new-star-trek-discovery-premiere-details-and-photos-plus-producers-talk-canon-fit-and-more/

Oh my fucking sides. This is going to be a trainwreck.

Yeah.

I wish it was in the actual show instead of Let He Who is Without Sin and Profit and Lace.

read the thread you fucking newfag

stop fucking spoonfeeding these idiots.

>So in a moment like that, where I feel like we’re celebrating smarts and people who are at the top of their game

"We want the Fuck Yeah Science! audience"

> “You’re right, cadet — this is fucking cool.”
> we want to make it feel organic

When is it starting? I'm still waiting on it.

what the fuck

8:48 EST apparently.

CBS and Murrican streams start at 8:45, don't know about All Access or that Canadian station.

DOA

The Canadians probably started it already.

No streams from them, AFAIK.

Literally written for teenage girls.

>cable went out

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AHAHAHAHAHAHHA

ALL THIS MARKETING AND CBS LET IT GET KEKED BY OPRAH