How long does he have left?

How long does he have left?

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He's fine.

>Jim Carrey is dead, Jim Carrey never existed.

ughhh...ok dude

nothing is real.

DUDE HALLUCINOGENS LMAO

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2 self inflicted gunshot wounds to the back of the head in a couple months

what was his recent exposure on the elites again?

what do the clintons have against him?

Have you thought about his cock today?

Will he ever be genuinely funny?

>hasn't seen the end of Ace Ventura

pleb detected

I always feel I laugh out of charity somehow. He tries so hard

Why so serious?

he was the funniest guy on the planet when i was a preteen. that counts for something in my book even if he isn't at all anymore (but then again at this point not much does)

Look at me! I'm funny!

Disgusting i really hope that's fake leather

sometimes i feel like he's just that kid who managed to do this so hard that it got him to the top

lol what a minute that sentence doesnt make sense

no, that's really his face, not a leather mask.

if he dies, i'll be sad it didn't happen 30 years earlier, before he made ace ventura pet detective.

so basically he fucked some borderline whore and she killed herself and he went lmao crazy?

God damn. I didn't realize that people had started to hate Jim Carrey so much.

no, he went sane

I am going to start hating me more and more if he keeps coming out and doing this creepy shit. It clearly doesnt look like he cares about other people when he does weird shit

>before he made ace ventura pet detective.
that's his only movie worth a shit

He needs to smoke a j and chill the fuck out.

Thats his only movie not worth a shit. (I wasnt interested in it never saw it at an early age)

What about dumb and dumber, you cuckold?

*him
and me too I guess. hmmm

>current iteration of this plane of reality
>not smoking dodecahedrons

someone would like to have a word with you

what did he do exactly? can somebody fill me in?

i usually couldn't care less about him, but this thread has me almost intrigued.

they don't, Sup Forums is just a bully which detects weakness (brendan frasers fuck-my-shit-up -state, kevin smiths lack of ideas, and now jim carreys disarray) and then attacks them viciously and claims they never found any of their films good or funny

he discovered nihilism at 55 yo and is pretending to be deep to gain attention. Teenagers are eating this shit up like fags

It's funny because I didn't even see this video when it came out I just remember hearing Jim Carrey did something. My friend and I were watching this video yesterday and I could not stop thinking how much sense this man was making, I've always liked Jim Carrey and I know what people said about him, the dude is on another level. All his haters can suck a boner because that man has reality figured out.

Not too much shit but you might remember this crazy shit, it wasnt even staged
youtube.com/watch?v=fNrkcY-I0RA

yeah sure Emma Stone is hot, but just look at the guy, he is like the average /r9k/ user here

Uli doesn't care about anything. He's a nihilist.

Jim go visit an Applebee's or something you need a dose of reality

how's puberty going for ya?

oh, so he's just bipolar as fuck. they tend to go really crazy when something tragic happens (e.g., someone dies).

Still waiting for Ace Ventura III

sounds exhausting

what part of "he's pretending" didn't you understand?

Who else did they get with MKULTRA?

people in the comments were saying that just based on some half baked reply Jim gave after the video came out

pretending to be crazy doesn't really work for washed-up actors looking to improve their careers. do you know of any work randy quaid has gotten recently?

does anyone else ever feel like Sup Forums turned into tmz?

That would be a disaster. He doesn't have the energy or charisma that he used to.

he's fucking around because he doesn't give a shit and pulling strings here and there will eventually amuze him
He's neither depressed nor stupid. he's just fishing for retards, and the replies in this thread shows how good he's doing

no that was michelle obama

tmz just mimicks real life and how people really enjoy to make fun of others

Even though he's not dead I'd love to see a tribute video with footage of photos and recent videos that look like something you'd play at a funeral, with the bad microsoft office transitions and shit. Also play Cash's Hurt.

> Freeze!

Brendan is /ourboy/ though, the memes were only made to spread awareness.

the 90s were truly shit time period for movies

This is just reality. This is people in general. Hollywood will fucking shit a person out.

"Yes" would have been the shorter answer.

as in we were always tmz even before tmz

I remember you, you've been here forever.

Sequel was better.

>It's a truman contemplates overdosing on heroin episode

being crazy is a 24 hours per day job. why would randy quaid want to waste time on a film when he already has his dream job of being crazy?

He never had any time left, and he never existed, pay attention dude

No matter what, Jim Carrey will always be a legend in my eyes, kinda like Arnold

He's 55 and kinda looks haggard. Like he's a recovering drug addict or something. Maybe it's the STDs hitting him.

Till tomorrow.

Wait, I just realized that Bunny has her pornstar nihilist "friend" hang around her suggar daddy's mansion? Like, is The Big Lebowski okay with that?

lsd, mushrooms, psychoactives in general do that, fucking everything up not just mentally

He's (((retiring))) soon, ever heard of Tupac? He retired pretty young. Nothing to see here goy

plebs, plebs, plebs, everyone knows his best work is The Duck Factory: youtube.com/watch?v=Rr0eX2DQWLw

>ever heard of Tupac
Caput

to the top this goes!

what did the jews have against tupac?

what the fuck is he gonna do? Make Brandt tell him to leave? Uli will FUCK HIM UP

>lsd, mushrooms, psychoactives in general do that, fucking everything up not just mentally

Probably just Cocaine.

Only in death will he make us laugh.

Like an old viking seeking death in battle, he must seek an ironically amusing fate.

I saw this in high school and I thought it was shit. I can't imagine what I would think if I saw it now. Truly a pleb entertainment.

what? shrooms and lsd don't fuck you up physically, unless maybe you do so much you start neglecting your health - which would be a ridiculous amount to do

this is more likely

He looks very gaunt. I've seen a lot of boomer recovering drug addicts look like that. You see them in AA meetings. It's alcohol, and hard drugs that do that. Coke is a hard drug, but it's the softest out of them.

But who was hand?

usual outcome for the "selling your soul for money and fame" contract

He didn't give a shit at that point. He married a sexy young whore and now he's facing the consequences. Hence the whole kidnapping bullshit

I forgot all about Perry Bible Fellowship
thanks for reminding me

How does he get his hand behind his back like that?

Literally impossible with lsd since you build immediate tolerance. You can't trip more than once a week

>the jews
Lol

SOMEBODY STOP HIM

please leave a magnum opus
please leave a magnum opus
please leave a magnum opus

>not Doing Time on Maple Drive

He was too young to play the riddler. He would make a great Batman villain now

He was 32 I think. Is the riddler supposed to be older than that?

Jim died long ago.

DMT showed him what mortals may not see. That which is behind the curtain.

He looketh in to the eyes of God and found the terrible truth. The truth that drives wise men mad and mad men wise.

What remains is an echo, vibrating off his aging carcase.

I want some of that tnt

dmt*

He's going to return for a serious acting role and it will be kino. My dad works for him. He's going to win serious oscars.

He probably just took some shrooms and watched The Truman Show and thought it was real. Just a phase bro.

he's having a nervous breakdown because he caused his girlfriend to commit suicide.

google.com/amp/www.nydailynews.com/amp/entertainment/jim-carrey-trial-girlfriend-death-set-year-article-1.3215539

Why has Jim stayed out of the spotlight these past few years? The last time I saw him was on kickass 2. Did they blacklist him for giving the film bad publicity?