You wake up as a Wermacht soldier in the year 1939. What do you do?

You wake up as a Wermacht soldier in the year 1939. What do you do?

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Drink some milk

kill some fags

wait to be beaten

kill Hitler and thus save the white race

warn the fuehrer about various tactical mistakes he'll make, kiss my wife, and go fight.

>kiss my wife
kek such a virgin

Immediately write a report to hitler (using information I shouldn't be able to know) that I am a time traveler and have information that will win us the war. Explain in detail how to create a critical mass and that the concept of a nuclear bomb is feasible.

This should get me at his right hand and allow me to dictate winning moves (i.e. putting massive AA batteries and radar to stop allied bombers and make any air raid suicide)

Surrender to the allies since I wasn't lucky enough to be a cool SS guy. idk

Steal the declaration of independence

> putting massive AA batteries and radar to stop allied bombers and make any air raid suicide

How would massive AA batteries help?

Don't attack Russia in 2 years.

Mail Hitler a pictogram to triple his gas chambers

But it would all be Jewish tricks cause 3 x 0 gas chambers is still zero gas chambers

Hitler would reply ,"lol", he would say

I'd talk to Hitler about 1940 events so he believes me

Rationing starts in the UK.
German 'Blitzkrieg' overwhelms Belgium, Holland and France.
Churchill becomes Prime Minister of Britain.
British Expeditionary Force evacuated from Dunkirk.
British victory in Battle of Britain forces Hitler to postpone invasion plans.

Then I'd warn him as best I could about how he lost.

Then I'd play Moonman Simulator 1942 edition

Secretly defect to Red Orchestra

Find the missing "h."

Drink Happily, for I will spend 6 years in paradise

your bantz are like India-tier

Remove Hitler, Communism will fall apart either way.
Now we live in a world without Jews screaming
>muh 6 million
And people will look at Hitler as a dark hero cut down in his prime.

Not everyone is a gypsy piece of fuck-ridden shit.

AA stands for Anti-Air

Get up and get drilled on the battle plans of the uncucking of poland.

His choice is not a bad one, these were hard times.

Work hard and volunteer for service in the
1st SS Panzer Division Leibstandarte SS Adolf Hitler

...

Would he believe you?

>its 10 million now
inflation

Just let the russians live but over time preassure them into killing thier jews, Stalin would be like "ok whatever" already killed 1/3 of my own people why not kill a few jews

youtube.com/watch?v=zMGZtkMS3sQ

A classic case of.. "History is written by the victor"

easy. write it down.

'If you don't believe me open this' at whatever date you choose.

Tell Uncle Adolph not to invade Russia

Write a letter to Hitler with loads of personal details about his life nobody could have possibly known at the time. Tell him he needs to allow the military leaders to have full control over the war, don't invade Russia until the winter gear is sorted and were only fighting on one front and finally sign off on the assault rifle. I'd only do this to live however, I know for a fact I would hate living under socialists.

>teach hitler how to make a nuke
As if you know how

transfer to the S.S

> hurr durr i iz smart bekuz i can parrot memes

ihr.org/jhr/v18/v18n3p40_Michaels.html

1) Surrender to allies like a good goy
2) get out of prison camp after war
3) invest in IBM and other postwar companies that will explode in popularity
4) use dosh to fund private army
5) gas the kikes, 4th reich now

Lol always turn into Holocaust denial thread

>He doesn't know about the flak towers
Even now they're still standing because demolition is too difficult

This!

>Debating the ever-changing numbers = holocaust denial
I just want a 100% accurate number on the K/D ratio, but the Jews keep pushing it up!

Prove to hilter that im a time traveller then convince him to buddy up with stalin and not backstab him and promise stalin either canada, alaska or half of the us or japan if he wants

Would watch as a movie

this would mean he should give up the NS ideology.

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tell them "ta ta" and join soviets

Defect to Britain

Work with Mosley and knowledge of future events to convince the English people fascism is the way

Keep Empire
Stay White
No giant ass war only a couple of thousand dead depending on what date 1939

surround unstable uranium or plutonium in lots of explosives timed to press at the same time to reach critical mass, wouldnt that be enough for the true scientists to get it done faster?

My job. End of thread.

I could explain it to Heisenberg in enough detail to steer them into the right direction.

Get an mp40 and bury it for my future (past?) self to dig up. Then probably learn German

gather intel to shorten the war. warn uk of plans of war and operations like pear horbore, batan, shit everything

defect to England

Lift. The next six years will the last of the glory that is the white,so mind as well take out as many Judeo-Bolsheviks as I can.

Be asshurt about the SS.

Fail the gafpb test......again

>Desert from the wermacht
>Travel to the US
>Warn Roosevelt and the senate of the attack on Pearl Harbor thereby gaining significant amount of power in the goverment
>Convince them to completely ignore the war in Europe and that the great depression was in fact caused by Jews and that they need to be genocided
>Get elected president
>Have Rosa Parks and Martin Luther King assassinated before he can gain a following, eventually enslave niggers even harder than before
>Build a wall before Mexicans can invade
>Ban entry from all non anglo-germanics and slavs
>Ban creationism and christian extremism
>Be good friends with Russia by importing large amounts of Polaks and Ukrainians to maintain white purity and have cheap labor

One can dream of a white and prosperous America

LOADEN ZEE PANZERFAUST

give hitler and the gestapo a coomplete 2016 printout of wikipedia while especially pointing at information technology, cryptography, ww2 history, nuclear bombs and other military technology

>sCBJewXU
>Jew
what a coincidence

Try to stay away from eastern front as far as possible.

Volunteer to fight on the Western Front, then desert and make my way to Portugal so I don't get stuck in the Russian meat grinder in a few years

Invent ak47 and tell that brits have this computer system that can read our messages and they know when and where the bombs will land.
tell about all the upcoming events. try to win the damn war for them.