Can anyone imagine not having sex for 40 days?

Can anyone imagine not having sex for 40 days?

You forget, he also could not masturbate.

Couldn't do it desu. Longest I've ever gone without sex is 10 days. I can't imagine going any longer than that. You guys know what I mean?

This movie is horrible. Do not watch it.

I did give or take 100 days at Paris Island

>download bootleg back in the day
>watching sex scene
>dad over hears it
>later in the day ask me what was I watching
>tell him its the movie
>"suuuure"

lol. I only remember the scene where he is awkward and almost falls off the sidewalk step.

shes really cute tho.

I haven't gone without sex for more than a week in the past 3 years. Before that I could control my sex drive but after I started smoking meth and fucking it's like become a bit of an addiction I can't just not have sex for extended periods of time anymore.

That's over a month though guys, I couldn't do that It's pretty insane

3 days here, sucks bro, at least someone else knows how i feel haha

my gf left me in my chastity cage for almost a month once. i was so desperate at the end i agreed to void our prenup.

last time I had sex with late june.

It must be nice being a normie
>nearly 3 years

Absolute madman

You had sex with a woman named June who missed her period?

He means she was dead

hahaha

no I broke up with my gf in the month of june. july was crazy busy with inhumans tv show work. august I started going out. I've passed on fucking 3 girls cause I wasn't feeling it really.

break ups suck.

Those are dog days, so like 5000 human days.

24 years and counting, I feel fine.

>haven't had sex since 2008
>too much work to try and get the partner off so just started fapping
>used to ERP but haven't done that since 2016
>too much work to write paragraphs to try and get the partner off so just started fapping to hentai and pr0n videos
>sometimes go a week without fapping
>other times fap around 6-8 times a day
>people at work flirt with me
>act oblivious
>life is basically go to work, come home, fap, sleep, wake up, eat fap, and cycle repeats

Relax sex is not that big of a deal. Nothing matters. Relax.

dosen't the guy get raped in this movie

t. degenerate

>hook up with girl
>live together for 3 years
>start getting annoyed by her always bitching and treating me like shit
>kick her out
>become happy again
>start seeing a blonde bbw dominatrix once a month

Love single life

Haha I feel you bro. This one time I was staying in Qatar for work, and there was no "casual sex" crowd around. Felt like I was going to go insane after three weeks of being there with no sex at all.

>I feel fine

try it 26 years

It's fiction. Nobody could do that.

>ERP
what is this?

onomatopoeia for a burp. Probably has ab burping fetish or something.

Do normies really not go a couple days without sex?

I cant even imagine what its like to do it even once, and im 25.

I've been a virgin for 40 years

this movie was nuts
like, basically an anime

I once went 8 hours without sex. When I finally did, so much jizz came out, it flood several Caribbean islands.

Yeah really. I had a friend who cheated on her boyfriend because he was away working for two weeks at a time. It's unusual to go that long without sex
She shouldn't have done it obviously, but two weeks? Pretty harsh

and he was seduced by hot women all the time. I literally go crazy if I don't bust a nut within a month.

40 days? i couldn't bear 4 days!!!

>blonde bbw dominatrix
You're a lucky fuck

i havent made sex for over 3 years so? not with a female human lifeform anyway

I went without sex for exactly 40 days


186 times in a row

try 40 years faggots

All memeing aside..I haven't had sex since tuesday and i can concentrate on my work.

>Can
Can't

you've got it bad.

No sex and no fap for a few days is a crazy absurd whacky concept for normies? Fuck my life, I need to get laid

Considering I'm a virgin, yes

Longest I could do was about 10 minutes had to rape 25 women afterwards.

H-haha yeah absolutely know that feel bro

7999 days without sex so far.

its probably been around 1300 days for me since my first and last time i had sex.

Hahahahaha exactly. I have sex too guys. All the time. I love sex. Haha

This is fucking bullshit guys.
How could anyone go 40 days without sex?
This is the stuff Hollywood scripts are made of.

yeah when i was stuck inside youre moms pussay for 9 months without sex
next question virgins

I haven't had sex in 11 days and I'm going crazy already.

This. Based post.

can hardly go 40 minutes

what spell school did you specialize in?

I used to know a girl who claimed she never masturbated, if she was horny, she went out and got laid.

Because touching yourself is icky and for losers.

>can't heroin addicts go a couple of days without shooting some up?
>lol i went 25 years and i'm fine

kill yourself you retard

This.

I hope you're not counting years since you were born, because they're meaningless in this scenario.

>no time to erp or fuck
>all time in the world to shitpost on Sup Forums

iktf

Being a catcher still counts fag