North Korea finally confirms nuclear test. News of developments appears to be slowing down. Obviously a lot of stuff going on behind the scenes we're not aware of.
I like how happening threads turn into get threads, which are now kek threads.
Aiden Thomas
But that's kim-possible!
Jaxson Perez
Digits and nothing happens. Go to sleep, everyone
Charles Diaz
Post your bets on which Jewish plot this serves
Jason Jackson
North Korea understands that ever since Obama paid Iran it's completely possible to extort the Obama presidency for cash. Now that his terms almost up there trying to get as much out of him before he leaves.
Kayden King
kim its ok whats going on over there
Levi James
North Korea does border Russia. You sound just as dumb as the people speaking on behalf of your country.
North Korea launched missiles at a Russian helicopter because they thought the "enemy fire team" one of their patrols found was Russian, but it was actually American. Russian forces responded by massing at the border. Apparently they disobeyed orders to stay put and invaded the fuck out of North Korea, but the Russians probably gave the order and are now covering up after themselves. I don't know. I want bed, not bullshit.
Chase Turner
It's not happening It's never going to happen You will live a peaceful but boring life of working some irrelevant 9-5 job then die Go to sleep
Ethan Martin
Flight tracker. Not relevant but interesting
Blake James
Heard a low flying plane around 10:20 is I'm near JBLM
The mysterious phone call sounded like it was just some crazy old guy in a nursing home who has nothing better to do than to watch CSPAN all day and call up family members to spook them out.
Camden Allen
>More: North Korea's state TV reports nation now capable of mounting nuclear warheads on ballistic missiles; says no leakage of nuclear material occurred - Telegraph
Grayson Ramirez
Also, two US citizens are being held in NK. Kim could use $200mil
Ian Flores
Repent.
Connor Lewis
Of our elaborate plans, the end
Julian Lopez
digits says otherwise.
Elijah Thomas
Russia-NK border skirmish turn on BBC news
Benjamin Cruz
Give your offerings to Kek, god of mystery, happenings, and order from chaos.
Blessed by thy name of Keku, god of the primordial, reek chaos so that order may shine from a world without order.
Those who are faithful in the Gods, give now, offer to Kek so that He may bring the chaos that is so needed in this world upon North Korea.
Elijah Lewis
THIS THIS THIS
Henry Gomez
On a scale of One to Paris its a Benghazi. Expected but definitely room for serious escalation.
Basically, North Korea thinks its just done another cool fireworks show that glorifies how awesome they are. To the US and South Korea, this marks an end to all peaceful efforts to stop North Korea's nuclear program.
The decision to escalate is in the hands of the US and South Korea. It won't happen tonight, but if that decision is made it will happen soon.
Angel Lopez
SAY IT WITH ME NUKES IN 30 MINUTES
Leo Gutierrez
oh boy, I guess it would be a good idea for us to just keep waiting until they actually launch a nuke at us.
Jacob Gomez
Lots of activity out of a nucular test facility on a small Island just off shore from Alaska in the Fox Archipelago
Any ideas what this could mean?
WHATS GOING ON?!
Hudson Allen
The company: CIA Liberty crossing: nat Counter terror center COWPUNCHER: AF1?
Some of you guys are alright. Don't be in any major US cities tomorrow.
Samuel Myers
DOUBLES FOR WW3
Bentley Bailey
Will Brazil survive the Nuclear exchange guise? I don't want stop shitposting
Jeremiah Ortiz
We are Deeply Concerned! What more do you want??
Elijah Jones
kek is a false profit, turn back onto Jesus
Juan Fisher
Fucking roleplayer. Such cringe.
Matthew Davis
They've got a guy on it.
Joseph Garcia
Iran never tested its bombs. It took the money and backed off. This is a key difference. Iran was willing to take America's bribes to step back. North Korea on the other hand as refused to accept "the offer they cannot refuse".
Obama has a binary choice now. Back down, or carry out the implicit threat behind an "offer that cannot be refused".
Jason Martin
Post proof of your supposed job.
William Cook
Real happening is that un had a heartattack, nuke test cover op
Ian Stewart
Go home larper
Levi Thompson
he isn't going to post proof why bother even asking.
Blake Torres
Of everything that stands. The end, the end the end.
Dominic Brown
i wonder what war with north korea would be like
do they have tanks and planes and shit
Sebastian Phillips
...
Henry Hill
...
Thomas Green
To the dumb niggers who think North Korea and Russia don't share a border
Matthew Jones
I live in Los Angeles bros, give it to me straight because I don't wanna get vaporized. Should I start packing my bags and get th
Samuel Rogers
...
Tyler Flores
fucking checked
John Baker
Yes, look up The Forgot War. Everybody learn their history.
Connor Howard
They have adorable submarines
Ryder Hughes
North Korea is it and outsourced bomb and missile developers
NK now has compact warhead design
This is very bad
Dominic Anderson
In the form of pressuring the powers that do business with them to perform sanctions.
Chase White
Checked x2
James Turner
KIMMY MIMMY I HOPE YOU'LL BE OKAY
Zachary Allen
where at homie
I'm in whittier
Jace Wright
He makes a big deal in these threads so he should at least back up his roleplaying.
Evan King
so what did the earthquake measurement people say about the strength of the bomb
Brayden Reyes
You didn't read the comment you are responding to. The idea is that strength obviates action by intimidating, while weakness invites action. Nothing you are saying touches this. And by the way, Norks already fitted your pattern. They already agreed to hold off on nuke testing for money, back in the 90s. Clinton stiffed them. They very predictably and ostentatiously restarted testing. Western media reported it as though it was a spontaneous act to cover up Clinton's blunder.
Jacob Miller
czech'd
Leo Jenkins
This is the Cuban Missile Crisis all over right now. Obama and his cabinet must be freaking out right now.
Sebastian Brown
WTF spell check
*Irans
Oliver King
NUKES IN 25 MINUTES
Jaxon White
Just back to the thread, which frequency is it again lads?
Michael Hill
Above average salmon run
Daniel Long
your getting trolled bud, thats the mercader projector so the borders arent where they're really are if u look at it flat like it realy is
Wyatt Adams
go up to big bear/arrowhead for a breddy gud view :D.
Lucas Turner
And here's what it looks like.
Luke Stewart
You should move but not because of this.
Robert Phillips
Uninvolved countries have been excused from the assembly. I am going home, and if I am not too tired by the time I arrive I will post the pre-meeting briefing we all received on the """incident""". If not, enjoy the typical cover up media story about a nuclear test.
John Diaz
8992 USB SQUELCH
Daniel Robinson
Anyone else hear "Heavy radar contact" right now?
Josiah Myers
wow we had these critters
Colton Clark
5.3 biggest one yet, equivalent to Hiroshima
Cooper Hernandez
The Roof Koreans will stop the Nukes. Nothing to worry about.
Leo Baker
>North Korea= best Korea
Levi Martin
proofs
Grayson Butler
So full of shit
Anthony Lee
name faggot arab get out reeeeeeeeeeee
Luke Edwards
No safety or surprise, the end
Robert Peterson
Semi-rare
Daniel Wilson
ITS HAPPENING ARMY JETS ARE FLYING ALL OVER PYONGYANG
THE SOLDIERS HAVE BLOCKED ALL ESCAPE ROUTES
IT'S A COUP KIM MIGHT GO DOWN
HAPPENING
HAPPENING
OH SHIT
Adam Lopez
If this is what causes the US to go to war with North Korea then it'll be the most boring casus belli in the history of warfare. Ironic considering it has the potential to be the most devastating, but still, boring.
Anyone else know this feel?
Mason Sanchez
Alright, so why is this 5th test more "happening" tier than the other four? I'd imagine the first test would have been the most egregious. Is this particular bomb stronger than the other four?
John Howard
So youre saying that NK used a small nuke on a some Russian special forces?
wtf would russian special forces be doing in that part of NK?
Parker Bennett
source or gtfo
Matthew Smith
MODS STICKY THIS SHIT
Cameron Cooper
> north korea > coup
pick one. if this actually happens then you bet your ass a foreign power captured NK
Mason Bell
Expat or Jew working in the globalized economy in Dubai