WE JUST NEED MORE TIME

WE JUST NEED MORE TIME

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"I surrender," as the French would say.

holy shit

>I'll have you know that i have a 10" [jewish smirking intensifies]

Oh, do you start measuring from the naval?

"Well maybe if you surrendered some food the children of Africa wouldn't be so skinny."

>turning a personal jibe into a national insult
that's not how you win

just like my life

ornella is too sophisticated for implicit fat jokes

GIVE UP JONAH IT'S OVER

>any country giving a fuck about Africa

C'mon, son.

Point out on the doll where the girl insulted you.

muh soul. girls psychologically torture you. at least boys are friends usually after they fight it out

Ornella Devil
Ornella Devil
If she doesn't roast you
No spiteful thing will
To see her is to
Take all the red pills
Ornella, Ornella Devil
She's like the juden waiting
for a shill
Ornella, Ornella Devil

At first you think
Ornella is a dumbcunt
But after time you leave her show in shock
You come to realize
You've seen her crafty eyes
Watching you from under migrant cock

REEEEEEEEEEEE

The malevolence
This roastie supreme
She ought to be locked up
And never be seen
The world was such
a wholesome place until
Ornella, Ornella Devil

>You sure you don't want any of this? I am packing a foot long after all..
>Jonah proceeds to whip out his handy pocket sub, place it on his crotch, and flail it around while oil, vegetables and meatballs fly everywhere
Boom, easy

I'VE GOTTA TAKE A LITTLE TIME
A LITTLE TIME TO THINK THINGS OVER

I BETTER EAT SOME LESS PORK RINDS
IN CASE I GET BIG AS A BOULDER

AND THIS BUFFET I MUST DINE
FEEL LIKE THE WORLD UPON HER SHOULDERS
THROUGH THE CLOUDS I SEE MY LINE
IT KEEPS ME UP, WHAT I COULD'VE TOLD HER

IN MY LIFE
THERE'S BEEN HEARTBURN AND PAIN
I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN FACE HER AGAIN
CAN'T STOP NOW
I'VE TRAVELED SO FAR
TO THINK OF ONE REPLY

Woman here,

Why are you guys this obsessed with something that happened fricking ages ago? Bit sad isnt it? Are all of you that bitter over being rejected at some point?

France caring about Africa is the only thing that makes them relevant

Yes

Of course they are. If they were getting laid they wouldn't be debating insults to women who have emasculated them by the proxy of Jonah Hill of all people. Let that sink in, they relate to getting insulted as Jonah Hill.

You don't always need to talk back when this happens. Admit defeat, it's fine.
It happens a lot during high school, you shouldn't fret about it so much.

Some men are just like that, unable to retort when banter is on them.

>woman here
stopped reading there

>le surrender monkeys XDD
That's an American meme. The French don't give a fuck and won't take offense over it. Much less some young frog thot.
Plus that's just international banter. He got personally humiliated.
Next.

>Woman here,
pls be my girlfriend im so fucking lonely

post tits

She represents every Stacy that ever humiliated anons on high school/college. Things for which we still think about combacks on. Jonah is our self-insert.
This is fucking personal.

>Who wrote that one for you?

>I'm Jonah hill I have so... I have so much money you fucking BITCH YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME THIS CANT BE FUCKING HAPPENING

At least that's what I would have gone with

He should've just played it off like no big deal then used his Jewish connections to fuck up her life. Now instead of Jews the situation is handled by NEETs.

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR THREAD WHY CAN'T YOU LET US WIN

Okay, surrender money.

>h...heh we don't get mad about surrendering or being pussies whe...where did you hear that haha!

You lying fucking shit it's a meme even in France, have you ever been there or are you just talking out of your ass?

It's just a shitposting meme. Everyone who takes this seriously needs to go back to fucking reddit.
You either have autism or are retarded if you think anyone in this thread isn't being ironic.

>You'd go through all that just to be turned down?
>ALLAHUACKBAR *vest detonates*
>the glock response

she has already been defeated at least 3 times, the responses to these have been super weak

>Woman here
Shut up. Read Notes of the Underground.

>>ALLAHUACKBAR *vest detonates*
>Even in Heaven the 72 virgins are going to stay virgins when they meet you

t. Stacey

>It looks like you surrounded on life years ago

>implying a response can be given when she's fucking dead

why does jonah speak french?

>the vest fails to detonate
>Haha I don't think they're designed for people your size Jonah

He handled it fine, what's the problem?

>he actually believes this when jonah immediately canceled all of his remaining press appearances in france afterwards

Of course, he has been disrespected, continuing to make the appearances would've been spineless.

Didn't some user already solve this with something along the lines of
>ha me leaving is the most realistic part of that fantasy

damn, logan has really let himself go!

I want a Groundhog Day style film where Jonah relives this day over and over until he finds the perfect comeback.

>The French won't take offense over it
nice taqiyya there, pierre

you cheese eating surrender monkey

It’s not though

Yeah, and I'm trying to jerk off to the comments praising me but the mods keep deleting the threads so I'm limp

>Y-yeah, well I don't even want to have sex with you!

N I C E
O N E
GOT
HER

Being insulted by an attractive woman is an unsolvable situation. Unles you are a chad, anything you say will just be considered a butthurt manchild sperging out.

>filthy goyim you have no right to speak to me like that

>It would be real awkward when you realize they were only there for this *gestures to his body*

There

>If you'll excuse me, I have to use the bathroom

>,,,,
>I dont think he's coming back

>Given how much you eat you probably have to use it a lot

>Well the jerk store called....they're running out of you!

How was he supposed to respond when the bitch was French? Was there a translator?

Yes. It made the situation look a lot more awkward because he was sitting there waiting to hear what she had just said be translated to him while the audience laughed at him.

Why didnt Miles Teller stick up for him?

Why do people defend being a dick/cunt by calling it "banter"?

Why are you such a fucking pussy?

Because people like to be dicks/cunts?

>friend invites me to smoke weed on a car ride
>eventually says: user, I need to pick up some friends for later, do you mind?
>its okay.jpg
>pick up his friend's gf first
>girl gets on the car, instantly realize roastie's no good
>starts bragging about awful things she did to other people
>"haha, I LOVE being a bitch"
>I can see where this is going
>start panicking
>"user, you look like an intelligent guy, say something interesting"
>awkwardly say: "haha, w-what do you mean?"
>"meh, you're just lame"
>she keeps talking to my friend while I silently seethe with panic and self-consciousness
>eventually get to her bf's house
>guy's 6'3, total Chad
>uncontrollable need to pee since we've been drinking a shitton of water with friend
>thank God, friend needs to pee too and asks the Chad to use the bathroom
>"I-I'll go too"
>get out of the car
>bitch takes a look at me and starts laughing loudly
>"oh user you're so little, you look like a kid"
>mild panic turns into panic attack, can't even breathe
>come back from bathroom
>roasting continues in car
>"look at how tall my bf is, and then look at how little you are hahahaha"
>POS friend plays along and laughs too
>they roast me all the way home
>finally get to house, trembling and breathless, can barely walk to the door
>never talk to said friend again, never told him why
When you're fat/short/unattractive, there's no comeback against roasties if they call you out on it.
They know this and WILL abuse it if they feel like it.
As much as I try, I can't get over it even though it's been years. Can't imagine how much more awful it must be to be humiliated in front of the whole world. Recorded and immortalized on the internet. Jonah probably still remembers it bitterly.

>be a comedic object for an occupation, that mostly involves being subject to ridicule
>freak out when he is belittled which is his job

Explain this riddle?

Just like you get turned down for serious acting roles?

you look like one of them bulldykes. how bout i rip your little lesbo tits off

Why are you such a talentless hack, Sam?
Then they should embrace it rather than excuse it.

Why, have you been in this situation before to know?

Spoken like a born submissive beta.

I'm not even French. And the fact remains the roastie won't take offense over it. Shittiest comeback ever.
National television is not Sup Forums

>you went to the bathroom with your friend
and somehow you are surprised she made fun of you, interesting story

Is that Terry Wogan?

ITT memes that women will never understand

No, but I've seen it many times.

>I feel sorry for your boyfriend, or does he enjoy that kind of thing?

Case in point the seriously weak responses.

ayyyy

Threadly reminder that the only way Jonah could play this situation and come out on top was to go full Tom Cruise and turn it on her by making the conversation about her being an asshole. Dont even address the joke directly and just ask why she would invite him onto her show just to insult him. Absolute worst thing that people could say about Jonah is hes bad at taking jokes while in this case it would be at least somewhat warranted to not play along with it. Everyone trying to come up with a witty comeback is just wasting effort.

youtube.com/watch?v=9C4UvvHMoZs

holy shit

This one is good. Its a shame that neurotic jew isn't quick on his feet enough to come up with something like that.

Spoken like a true beta. No matter what calling a whore a whore will be funnier than anything she attempts at.

Iktfb

Haha this is actually a 10/10
I think we finally found one

Absolutely this. Doing what Cruise did makes you look like a professional and that you're on the show to answer questions, not be insulted at.

Can someone please spoonfeed this meme to me? What did she say to him exactly?

>Iets go on a diet together. We can both really use one.

Obviously took turns to get in. Is that really what caught your attention in that embarrassing story?

>Oh...you could use more than one!

You're the beta here my man, and you obvioulsly lack any sort of experience, otherwise you would know that in social situations, attractive women will always be considered above you.
>calling a whore a whore will be funnier
Wow, edgy. I bet all the girls in school love your quirky sense of humour.

Can't insult her looks when she's obviously slim and attractive. We went through this already.
>just ask why she would invite him onto her show just to insult him.
He already roasted her before with the anal thing so the moral high ground path is unavailable.
At that point, the only way is to pretend to have a thick skin and play along with the joke. Something like:
>Sound like a plan! Lemme make a few calls