What do you think about clowns, Sup Forums?

What do you think about clowns, Sup Forums?

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Are there any actual good clown heroes or villains? They're pretty underused and I hardly ever see any.
I assume it's because DC just defaults to Joker or Harley all the time, but neither of them have been clowns for years now. Ever since the bronze age, Joker's just kinda been an anarchist with makeup and Harley's always just kinda used as eye candy after BTAS.

HONK HONK

What does clown milk taste like?

Funny.

They're very silly.

I love clown girls.

Harlequin/Joker's Daughter was a heroic clown girl until N52. I'd like to see her revisited and made heroic and fun again. There's also the old Harlequin, and Jewlee of Punch and Jewelee.

If you had to add a new clown to the DC universe, what would you do? And why are their no clown teams? Surely Harley, Deula, Punch and Jewelee could make a fun team.

I only know of Marvel having really, really minor clown villains.
Like Spider Man has some minor villain that's a guy in a clown outfit. Also, there's usually an angry clown henchman in the Circus of Crime.

Darkhawk from Supreme Squadron had some clown archvillain that he killed, but then they were meant to be expies of DC characters, meaning Batman and the Joker, anyway.

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Sup Forums project: let's make a clown heroine.

And somebody make a clown porn thread on /aco/.

>you will never have a girlfriend cool enough to dress in clown makeup for you

A) Do it yourself
B) Do it yourself.

Is she the mother of Dee and Dee?

>Is she the mother of Dee and Dee?

Now that would be cute.

Fuck clowns, they always fucking slip me and steal my shit and then space it. Sec won't do shit since they are unrobust. Fuck

Annoying little bastards.

I wouldn't kill a clown, but I ain't gonna save its life either.

Boco, you ARE a clown

I'd have sex with that clown.

Thats offensive.

Boco, you ARE offensive.

Okay...

Boco, you SHOULD kill yourself.

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What ever the fetish title for them is I've got that.

Also I always wanted a pic of a monster Clown Drider named "Lady Phobia" drawn for me.

Highly entertaining

Milk, but it comes out like seltzer water as a gag.

I actually find clown funny and it frustrates me alot people will rather run away of fap to them.

I want to see a clown get raped by a mime.

>Lady-Clown is doing something.
>Fem-Mime is snaking up towards Clown
>Gigantic Invisible Baguette Dong
>Incessant Honking, Balloon And Rubber Chicken Sounds.
>Fucked against invisible glass and boxes.
>Every hole filled to the brim with French Cremé
>She never hears it coming, No one could have.

Honkhonk

They are funny.

Mimes > Harlequins > Mimes

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this is my fetish

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No recognition for Jack in the Box from Astro City?

Is it because he's black?

I find them fun and tender,and this "evil clown" meme/trope fuckin' infuriates me.

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Slapstick was originally a clown hero, but he's been strictly an anti-hero since the 2000's to rip off Deadpool.

I dunno, he seems like he's been a creepy clown for a long time

The Tanget Comics version of The Joker.

they hot

Can you blame people? Clowns are really cute, and even when they're scary they're good at being walking contradictions.

I probably would fuck a real girl clown.

she's their grandma

Jester is useless tho.

>he doesn't stack Battle Ballads
>or give the Jester all of his anti-stress camping skills
>or apply liberal bleeds to any enemy with PROT thanks to any of the bleeding charms

Champion-level dungeons knock their usefulness down a tad, but I still put them above Highwaymen and Antiquarians.

honka honka

Cute females clowns are like cute female spider monster girl
I don't want to like them but I just do

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But do you think they're funny? Do you like clown comedy?

>I'd like to see her revisited and made heroic and fun again.
Buuuullshit. Her New #52 Version is hell of a lot better, then that shit buddy.

No, Harley is their grandma.

I think it's some pretty good stuff, but I'm not as into it as I should be. I'm more into acrobatics and animal training.

He was creepy in that panel as a comedic joke. Because you know, Toon Physics. Now he's a fucking mercenary without a whole lot of edgy baggage now because again, Marvel though he should rip off Deadpool instead of doing his own thing.

*with a whole lot

That's not saying much, both are horrible regardless.

Dooo-ooon't sleeeep
with the clowns.
I know your heart's tempted
when your private's
been nuzzled
by a soft, bulbous nose.
Those who's hearts hunger
for clown meat fall under
a spell
from which no
cure is known.

Things end up missing
when you sleep
with a clown.
But at that point
you don't
really caaaaare!
What's a wallet worth
a pint of blood
a couple of fingers
when you're in looooove
with a clown
grinning ear
to eeeaaaarrrr.
Dooo-oon't sleep
with the clowns
my-yyy deeeaaaar.

There's a clown superhero in Astro City. Think of Batman, but with a circus and clown gimmick instead... also he's black.

See

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>he doesnt run 4 Antiquatarian teams

How does it feel to be poor?

So you're telling me, you don't like her #52 version because she's more prone to be violent, and more crazed driven then her counterpart?

I think they better fuck off and not start anymore shit in my Tokyo Ghouls gob blammit.

Disagree. Her N52 version from JD#1 on had a lot of interesting ideas but was never handled particularly well, mostly due to being given to poor writers. The changing backstory gimmick that made her so compelling had roots in her pre-Flashpoint incarnations anyway.

i find them charming, and the fact that most people are afraid of them only adds to it

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Clowns are interesting and cool. don't really know why they trigger normies so much

Is hating clowns seriously a thing or it is just a normie meme?

Outside of her BTAS/BATB versions, I'm not that fond of her in general. Once she stops being Joker's sidekick she's just not that good.

some people are legit scared but most just say they hate or find clowns scary just to fit in.

normies are weird in that they aren't capable of complex, individual thought and instead act how they assume they are "supposed" to act. look at those retarded girls who go see scary movies and scream at every little jump. they're doing it for attention, not because they're scared

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honk! :^)

y'all motherfuckers need jesus

Clowns are sexy

>conforming to what is perceived to be the appropriate behavior for a group or community
>limited to normies

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>You will never have a clown girl friend

Just scope out carnivals, user.
I'm sure even you can meet carny girl standards.

Why did Clancy Brown stab a clown?

It's immoral to try to breed with clown girls.

Anyone have the centaur balloon animal transformation greentext?

Because it rhymed.

Like a dark Dr Seuss book

Didn't know how much I liked them until recently.

Same, Vim made me horny for clowns and femboys

That man's affinity for drawing huge asses is insane.

What if Jesus was actually a sexy clown girl? With a THICC body?

Damn thats a big vulva.

>vulva

user..

So young
So naive

I want a clown girl who eats the pies thrown in her face and gets thick!

It makes them feel awkward. Normies who like clowns are Juggalos because they obsess over one interest and make it a lifestyle.

I don't see the appeal.

Remember Clown Marge?

It's a trap clown with giant dick and balls.