What are your opinions on film writer and director Mike Landis?

What are your opinions on film writer and director Mike Landis?

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Mike is looking pretty good, what video is that from?

Someone actually took the time to make these shops. How embarrassing.

a forever who riding on the coat tails of his fathers career as a murderer and kike

I unironically enjoy him as a person and I hope he gets attached to more good flicks like Chronicle in the future.

I also hope his friendship with the RLM crew wasn't irrevocably destroyed by Mike and Jay blasting his romcom.

>Bright is an upcoming 2017 American urban fantasy action crime thriller film directed by David Ayer and written by Max Landis.[2][3] The film stars Will Smith as a Los Angeles Police Department police officer who teams up with an Orc cop (Joel Edgerton) in a world of both human and mythical creatures.[4] The film also stars Noomi Rapace, Lucy Fry, Edgar Ramirez, Happy Anderson, Kenneth Choi, and Ike Barinholtz, and will be released worldwide on Netflix on December 22, 2017.


whoa, is this going to be our orckino?

All I see is Will Smith with a stupid mustache who will obviously take up all the screentime, while Edgerton is his goofy sidekick. It's a low-rent Bad Boys with elves by a shitty director.

Max "Children Chopper" Landis
Max "Free chopper rides" Landis
Max "Helicopter Haircut" Landis
Max "my dad is a helicopter parent" Landis.
Max "kill the gook with a CH-47 Chinook" Landis
Max "get to the choppa" Landis.
Max ''slaughter them all'' Landis
Max "Heads will Roll" Landis
Max "Dad wanted me to get a head" Landis
Max "Nebrotism" Landis
Max "Fly Lower" Landis
Max "Get to the Choppa" Landis
JOHN 'CHOP THE TOP AND WATCH EM DROP' LANDIS
John "when the chopper goes wild, we kill another child" Landis.
Max "when the chopper goes wild, we kill another child" Landis.
Max "kid clipper Jr." Landis
Max "son of the flying guillotine" Landis
Max "fly low, sweet chariot. daddy's gonna cut off your head" Landis.
John "full body bris" Landis
Max "Slicer and Dicer, with a side of rice-er" Landis
Max "uptomyknees in the blood of my father's victims" Landis
Max "If there's an epicanthic fold, put them in the ground cold" Landis
Max "China Syndrome" Landis
Max "Stunt double? Just hire twins" Landis
Max "How do I get this helicopter to" Landis
Max "I can't" Landis
Max "Spin around, and Cut them Down" Landis
max "my dad killed people" landis
Max 'pop their top like ol pop' Landis
Max "I suck dick while my dad kills for kicks" Landis
Max "Kids aren't bad helipads" Landis
Max "My dad directed Blues Brothers and loves crying Vietnamese mothers" Landis
Max "how do I" Landis
Max "Twilight Zone is covered with children's bones" Landis
Max "They broke my fall, but it killed them all" Landis
Max "i feel glad when i kill jennifer jason leigh's dad" Landis
Max "kid killing yid" Landis.
Max "Yellow peril" Landis
Max "gleefully spins propeller penis to Landis hate" Landis
Max "Death from above" Landis
Max "Asian Abrasion" Landis

Never written a good screenplay in his life.
Bright looks trash too
Only reason he keeps getting work is because of his child murdering father

A sad result of helicopter parenting

I only watched Chronicle of his and it was a good movie

Somone actually took the time to make this reply. How embarrassing.

I second this. Chronicle was pretty good but probably would have made a better mini-series or something. Max tries too hard but he's perfectly likeable.

"Jewish nepotism" - the person

>perfectly likable
>literal son and defender of a child murderer
Are you a sociopath?

>I unironically enjoy him as a person
Me too, he's a bit annoying but not in a bad way.

What does that deal with his dad have to do with him?

He's not talking about Bright even tho they're like a month or two from the premiere so I'm assuming he got removed from the project.

>making shop
>posting reply
Yes user, they are both so time consuming, why would anyone bother.

Manslaughter due to recklessness and incompetence is not the same as murder.

Also there's more to Max Landis than the fact that he's John Landis' son.

I liked his videos on Superman and Wrestling.
I enjoyed Dirk Gently.
That's all I've seen.

> max landis
> likable

He's a flamboyant cock sucking faggot. He was right about MaRey Sue though

>He's a flamboyant cock sucking faggot
And?

he's /ourfag/. the mary sue call was ballsier than anything RLM has done in years.

What are you, a faggot?

Problem?

You're not?

Jay made a joke about a movie where a cop teams up with an orc years ago on an episode of HitB, was this movie announced at that point or did Lanids literally steal an idea from an offhand joke?

Are you the faggot who said that he came off as likable?

Not really, if you look up on IMDB, Jay has a story credit on the movie.

Josh should be Lawful Evil and Jack should be Lawful Neutral

I know that's bullshit but I'm going to check anyway.

>t. Max Landis

No he doesn't, I was looking at this shit yesterday.

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>imagine if his name was Mike Penis

He defends his child murdering dad, that's the connection
>comparing Max 'if we're flying kids are dying' Landis to Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg
Aren't you ashamed?

Holy fuck 10/10

No, why?

watch out, we got a rabid user over here

what video is right image from

Crikey. Whoever wrote this copypasta has far too much time on their hands.

Get a passport, go out and see the world.

Oh shit nigger

How new are you?

>mfw this is the beginning of a new great meme

If I were Max Landis, I'd go on Sup Forums and start threads about myself and then watch anons sperg out in the replies

Hi Max

M-Max?

Josh should be lawful awful

Makes me wish Gillian had come back a few more times.

what image is OP right from

Lev Beardfat alon

The reason Jessi broke up with Mike is because he's friends with Max, she thinks he's a raging sexist for all the #ReyIsAMarySue stuff.

The homo has already confirmed on his twitter that he lurks here

I'm Max Landis. AMA.

where is right image from

How do you deal with the fact that not only is your father a child murderer, you choose to actively support him? How does it make you feel?

Imagine making this many flops in a row yet still getting hired by movie studios

Must be nice being jewish

Lovely, I have to deny his crimes for obvious PR reasons but the reality is that not only is my father at fault for the Twilight Zone "accident", he also did it on purpose. It's a shame Vic had to die but those vietnam fucking shits had it coming to them.

Hello, I am one kind of Max.

theres like... an actual 50-50 that you actually are max landis

if you are, which episode is the right image in OPs pic from

How often did your father hang out with marky mark?

Nice Max very nice, live stream suicide when?

Actually my movies make a lot of money, we just lie on the actual box office numbers so we can keep the majority of it to ourselves.
I don't know, I never watched RLM. I only know of them through Jay, who I met at a gay bar when he was in LA. All those lines about me being a fan were scripted.
They met on the set of Beverly Hills Cop 3. Marky Mark was Eddie's stunt double.
I'm actually doing quite fine, thank you.

youre not max landis you fuck!

prove it

Who has the bigger cock Josh or Jack?

>I'm doing fine
So live suicide soon? Sweet, will be waiting.

They actually both lost their penises in the Twilight Zone accident.
I don't see why I would have to kill myself.

*Josh is FTM trans

>I don't see how I'd kill myself
You'll find a way Max, if the universe is just you'll find a way

To prove you are indeed max Landis

I doubt it, on my directorial debut, Me Him Her, as a tribute to my father, I hired a young asian actor and then had him murdered in an "accident" on set. Not only was I not held responsible for that crime, a few weeks later I sold the script for Bright for millions of dollars. Shalom brother.
Here's a pic of me and the asian kid i killed.

Why does Landis keep doing gay fantasy shit? Maybe he should step outside that realm and see if he can pull something else off. If I'd made one good product out of like 6, I'd assume the one was a lucky fluke and move the fuck on.

I actually don't come up with the ideas for my movies. Every few weeks I get an e-mail from the liberal, jewish elites and they tell me what kind of idea they wanna push on people. Then we workshop the script together. For instance Chronicle was about how the white man is always evil and the black man has to sacrifice himself. Notice how the white kid was scrawny and the black kid was a big, black bull.

Name one (1) original thought in any of Max Landis' scripts.

WHOA IT'S LIKE HUMANS ARE THE WYPIPO AND ORCS ARE THE KANGZ. OSCAR WHEN???

In "Chronicle" during the third act, Andrew destroys a helicopter. Then right at the end, during a tv broadcast about the destruction, they don't mention the helicopter. I was trying to say that Vic and those two chinks weren't a loss.

>You know that dude who keeps writing these painfully mediocre scripts for movies that no one remembers? Let's film another one of those.

Well, this thread lasted shorter than I expected. Not even a 100 replies.

DUDE
WHAT IF WE MAKE MEN IN BLACK
BUT WITH MYTHICAL CREATURES

More like End of Watch. Explains Ayer directing.

Here's another (You), user.

Thank (You)

>first scene is literally woll smoth benig racist and killing a fairy with a broom saying "fairy lives don't matter today"
>he then chides some black gangsters on doing "gangster shit"

Have you read this? It's interesting (to a point, then he just starts repeating himself) but no matter how right he actually is about Jepsen, it doesn't make him any less legit insane than he joking alludes to.

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Is that the movie where an orc teams up with a cop?

Are you a Max Landis fan? This is not Sup Forums related.

Does Sup Forums like the show difficult people on hulu?

I hate when people trivialize tragedies, please stop. It makes me really angry and I don't want to fist fight my dad again.

Wait, is that the annoying gay dude who's running around with celebrities always screaming at people? The one who always sits with his side to the camera on talk shows because half of his face is retarded.

Pretending to be Max is as boring and overused as the John "how do I" Landis joke.

Landis already disowned this project and is distancing himself from it as much as possible which means FLOP.

Yeah the show is basically them making controversial jokes to start fights on twitter, kinda funny sometimes but more for shlock, how low can they get

The thing about Netflix movies, there is no box office. They can always lie and say that it had many views.

I just want to know if she got JAYED

That sounds like a pretty bad show. Then again I wouldn't expect anything else from that faggot.

Josh is alright desu. He's got cuck politics, but he's an okay guy otherwise.

Everyone's fine with fucked up jokes but make one joke about john landis coked up causing deaths of kids and you get max landis yelling at you

She got enRICHed.