Be honest, you'd fuck, wouldn't you?

Be honest, you'd fuck, wouldn't you?

not once
not never

I would and have fuck

Amy schemer) "no

no

Yes.

It would be very rough and degrading

no because I'm not driven by muh dick like a fucking mongoloid. It is feasible to not fuck someone just based on politics

>also she is disgusting trash

this is sage and report tier shit. you could havet least tied it to politics and fucking like I did

I'd just about fuck anything with a clean bill of health and a vagina that God made.
I'm not sure she'd have that clean bill of health, desu.

Seriously no.

I bet you could use her vagina smeg for flyfishing bait

I'm a virgin and I'd still say no. Just to let her know she got rejected by a virgin.

Too fat, too American.

If I walked in on her naked in my bed I'd be passed off about having to wash the sheets early.

Oh i'd fuck her up alright.
By the time i'm finished there'll be nothing left to put in the oven.

sage

Yup.

não

Would finish in her ass

If didn't know she was Amy Schumer or if she wasn't Amy Schumer... just a lookalike.

Would I fuck a woman that looked like Amy Schumer? Yes.

Only if she paid me.

Of course I'd fuck her she has a vagina, doesn't she?

[spoiler]yes, I do in fact regularly post on /r9k/[/spoiler]

Yea

There are virgins on Sup Forums who would have sex with a 400 pound woman given the chance. It isn't a compliment.

she's not terrible looking but her personality is insufferable
i wouldn't be able to even pretend to put up with the bullshit long enough to get that far

at least she's not lena dunham

>brown bag over her head
>gag her
Yea,
I'd do her in de butt

It's important to remember with celeb photos that the proper angle along with a true photoshop expert (like myself) can make any female look fuckable. You should always consult a minimum of 5 different sets of candids before you make an initial decision on the viability of a mastabatory candidate in today's (((sex symbols)))

With an iron pole on a bus in New Delhi, maybe

yes, i imagine doggy for hours

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I would smash that cottage cheese ass

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Only if it's rape and she's genuinely scared and left traumatized.

Nope, too dangerous. Not worth going to jail when she decides to have a hissy fit,

That make-up crew deserves an Oscar for "best special effects on a frumpy actress."

Yes i would
I would tape it too
Release sex tape
Get media attention
Get them shekels
Live easy life thanks to usa greatest ally

No because I've become immune to the Cosmetic Jew

if she was funny, yes.
so, no.

after about twenty... five? beers maybe

Her mouth looks 2 sizes too small for her fat fucking face

Take this dog out back and shoot her

>chubby
>no ass

Truly an affront to God.

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get her on private society ill jerk it to her

Yes, but I wouldn't be proud of myself

Maybe when she was 18...

Too similar to Hillary.

Witnessed.

I would tie that bitch up and fuck her asshole raw, whitout looking in her eyes even once. I think she would actually enjoy vanilla rough sex so I would psychologically degrade her, not just physically.

No only black women for me user

Someone else in that body? Yeah.

Her? No. Too slutty. Too loud.

Kek, my ID is sort of a drunk DEUS VULT

I'd skull-fuck her, and finish on her face.

>having sex before marriage
>fornicating with a beast

Nope.

I'd rather chop my dick off and throw it through a wood chipper.

I'd give her the best dick of her life
If she called her cousin a liberal faggot and openly supported the second amendment.