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Why did he just sit there an laugh at his friend like that? Is he the Judas of our time?

He knew there was no way out for Jonah.

>haha yeah thats cool. Me and jonah would rather drink beer and play videogames all day anyways

He was a time traveler sent to deliver the perfect comeback, but in the moment, he choked.

He didn't want to get fucked up too

>you're a real jerk. We have Jonah here being gracious and answering questions on our show and this is how you treat him? you're a real jerk

cause he knew shes 100% right

>If you were fine with your reality you wouldn't have to drink or use videogames as a form of escapism, Jonah. It's a shame how a millionaire like you can be so insecure. I hope you have a self esteem training game in your library.

DELETE THIS REEEEEEEEEEEE

>You do not speak like that to a lady! Have you no manners? You are our guest!

>our show
I mean if ou know Jonah you should also know Teller, he is Miles better than Hill.
I don't know man, because he didn't expect a """comedian""" to be so insecure?

Link?

That was weak as fuck

>et tu Miles?

"We're all going to die in the end anyway my friend. I hope you find what makes you happy and do that instead of judging others for what they like"

if you'd see a friend getting mauled by a tiger because he is too fat to run unlike you, would you help him?

Exactly, she's playing the victim and because she's attractive it'll work

He was grateful the witch went after Jonah.

It would be cringe

>I was not talking about your appearance Jonah i know you have a wife and are faithful to her so I said that you would just leave to stay truthful... Why are you being so mean to me Jonah!?

Yes, it would be cringe watching Jonah trying to form a comeback for that statement

Sorry ur bad at memeing dude

he sure is a jewdas

He was afraid that if he stood up for Jonah that she would roast him next.

>you know what, hag? People will defend you and act like you're the victim no matter what I do. So I'm going to just go ahead and say it: you're a bitch. Im a multi millionaire and youre some NOBODY weathergirl cunt. So shut up.

Hi Jonah, you mad about the fact that everyone would rather side with an attractive female than you no matter the situation?

>reddit trying to fit in

>haha i knew Jonah was weak but having his friend stand up for him? That's a new level of pathetic. You're hot though so you would join the sex party with Leonardo and Brad. Jonah would still have to leave.

Post the sauce for the uniformed please

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Fuck, I guess even if his friend did step in it would still end with Jonah getting fucked (not literally).... Don't worry with more time we will find the answer soon...

say that to my friend again, you ugly bitch

>sympathy face
he made it worse

>implying leo or anyone in hollywood would have Jonah's back

nah bro

Jonah Hill,
He stood so still,
After that day,
He would eat no filet,
He would get fit, he would be tough,
If he wanted to make that hag pay,
He'd have to be buff.
His friend stood idle,
A crime so far neglected,
He'll be strangled in his sleep ,
Jonah'll do it quick, undetected.

Is there anything can't counter?
It's like a game of chess

It's... It's beautiful...

they're best bros you dumbass

youtube.com/watch?v=NwZD0pthP9Q
He still has Brad

>HELLO JONAH SAY HI TO SOCIAL MEDIA THEY JUST WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU'D FOUND A COMEBACK YET
>leave me the fuck alone Leo. just need some more time....

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>HEY FATBOY SAY SOMETHING FUNNY

It's like a game of chess where Jonah has no pieces and every move is a checkmate.

I imagine some Asimov Multivac shit thousands of years in the future trying to figure out an answer to this. All the computing power in existence focused on this one goal.

remember the time leo wore a shirt to the beach just so his friend wont feel shit?

a real friend

Wearing a wet tshirt must be so uncomfortable. Just let your fat out

meanwhile Jonah sits in a cryogenic chamber, waiting...

wow I bet Leo was so jealous of /ourguy/ Jonah's smokin girlfriend and that's why he tagged along

jonah is literally leo's funny fat friend who says something clever once in a while so he throws him a bone by telling one of the models to blow him once in a while

might as well wear a sign that says "I"M ASHAMED OF MYSELF"
just let the blubber fly

What the hell was his problem?

Who is the grill?

ahauh ahauh uhuh

I avoid awkward moments because they're just too painful for me. I've had fun guessing from the vague posts I've looked at how this plays out. Is it time to finally watch it and stop my fun little game to see what the fuss is about?

blog post over

you dont make fun of you fat friends?

That is one ugly man.

>reddit

Leo, Brad,
They reap the rewards,
Jonah will finish them,
On his own accords,
They will all pay,
This he'll make certain,
When Jonah is done,
They'll all be left hurtin.

>tfw at the end of all time, the All-Computer's hums and hisses finally stop
>it awakens Jonah from his cryogenic chamber
>he looks out the window
>every sun has died out
>everything has succumbed to entropy
>Have you finally figured it out, All-Computer?
>INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR MEANINGFUL ANSWER.

>haha, pretty girls like us know how it is, am I right sista?!?

>french women

>man

>excuse me?
>Where are you going, come back?
>W-why would y... I'm nice enough to talk to you, give you my time and you go and say something nasty like that?
>What's wrong with you? You should feel ashamed!

just watch it, it's just a video.

Jonah Hill is a fucking douchebag

Look at these cuties bromancing.

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That would make a great short film. Too bad jonah isnt artistically driven like /ourboy/ shia

When were you betrayed by a TV personality?
>be me
>watch gordon ramsay the chef
>he's cutting hot pepes
>says that if you want to avoid getting spicy on your eyes you just rub your fingers with lemon juice
>cut hot pepers
>wash hands with lemon juice
>rub my eyes
>stings like a bitch

Leo wouldn't bully him would he?

Look at this fucking retard.
Imagine being this retarded lmao.

No, but I wouldn't sit there and laugh either. Miles betrayed him. James Franco wouldn't have done him like that, I guarantee it.

>You hurt my friend Jonah's feelings. We expect an apology from every person in this studio who was heartless enough to think this woman's mean joke was funny.

hi leddit

I'VE GOTTA TAKE A LITTLE TIME
A LITTLE TIME TO THINK THINGS OVER

I BETTER EAT SOME LESS PORK RINDS
IN CASE I GET BIG AS A BOULDER

AND THIS BUFFET I MUST DINE
FEEL LIKE THE WORLD UPON HER SHOULDERS
THROUGH THE CLOUDS I SEE MY LINE
IT KEEPS ME UP, WHAT I COULDA TOLD HER

IN MY LIFE
THERE'S BEEN HEARTBURN AND PAIN
I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN FACE HER AGAIN
CAN'T STOP NOW
I'VE TRAVELED SO FAR
TO THINK OF ONE REPLY

I know, right? Nobody ever bring up how he could've backed up our boy Jonah

SHOULD'VE GONE WITH JERK STORE

>*yawn* What did you say?

And that's how you do it.