Belgium

I don't get it
Why people say Belgium is not a real country?

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Because it isn't.

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what is it then?

How so?

Because it was engineered by the powers of Europe in the 1800s by forcefully grouping several duchies/counties to provide a bufferstate around France after the Napoleonic Wars.

It's an artificial buffer state; made of Flemish (germanic) & Walloons (Latin) with a german king.

With 3 parlements, 3 senates, 3 everything.
WE HAVE MORE POLITICIANS THEN GERMANY FFS
SOME ONE END IT ALREADY.

What have you achieved?

woops
should have tagged
srry, haven't slept yet

I wish this meme (Belgium) would just die

This
Highly underrated post

So is y'all niggas France or is y'all niggas Germany?

Belgium is an artificial bufferstate, a wide border to prevent the french and germans from going to war with eachother.
It's also a borderline of germanic and roman language/attitude.

North is germanic, prosperity and hard working people.
South is roman, french, muslim ghetto's and all around poverty.
Neither north nor south is proud of the country, both have their own press, own government etc. Everything is split.
Also, North is forced to pump billions of euro in the south each year , year after year to prevent the south from going hardcore bankrupt.
You won't find any belgian being proud if our pathetic piece of shit country.

Oh btw, you would hate the taxrates here. I'm paying 46% taxes on my wage and another 21% taxes when i spend my money.

and you are controlled by the EU

Why can't the North secede? Would Germany take them in?

.... W-what?
The walloon can go to france for all I care.
(They also don't want them tho)

Fuck Germany, I want us to reunite with the netherlands. (Same race, almost the same culture, same language (even tho ours is way more beautifull)) But that'll never happen.

This

We should just join the Netherlands but then I can't meme 1830 best year of my life to the Dutch faggots I know.

We also got tons of muslim ghetto's where extremists reside. Ever been to Brussels? If you step of the train and walk 200meter you end up in a place that looks like Saudi Arabia.
If you would still like to visit belgium i would suggest you stick to the norther part of belgium and visit city's like Bruges, Ghent or Antwerp.
Stay away from Brussels and the southern hemisphere ghetto's.

>belgium

>implying broeckszele is sitll flemish
Just turn it into a nice glass crater. I'd rather deal with the radiation then with the muslims+EU+French

maffia bureaucracy: the nation

dig in the dutroux affaire, the rabbithole goes deep on that one.
or the brabant killers from the eighties, similar shit.

someone nuke this place already

This is so wrong but I like it.

Why on earth join Germany? Theyre taking millions of arabs and africans in.
Northern Belgium would do just fine on it's own, people are educated and there's still some will left to work and make something of it.
Vlaanderen independant! We're slowly moving in that direction, after each election we shift more responsibilitys from the federal government to the south and north.

We can't secede, because then the political cast would lose 9/10th of their jobs and get their pay checks cut in half.
It would ruin the political dynasties.

Belgium? What's that?

The Netherlands? Now that's a proper country.

God bless this country. It's a great example of how even a multicultural country made up by different cultures of whites is still doomed to fail. It's been impossible for the Flemish and the frogs to live together since the day the country was founded.

You will never be a real republic like Lichtenstein.

surely you meant holland

>republic
>Lichtenstein
you yanks really do no nothing

>republic
>Lichtenstein
you yanks really do know nothing

time will tell.

Holland isn't a country.

Yeah but if I said "Holland" some autist would have come along and said "surely you meant the Netherlands"

e.g.

Do Kiwis always fail the irony test?

Don't be so mean, they're not too bright, now are they?

Belgium got a founding lone by ((rothschild)) to start up it's government in the 1830's.

Define Irony.

Never thought I could hate this country any more; but there you have it.

you are so full of shit its unreal
vlaams nationalist detected lol

They obviously can't take a joke, but I have a secret boner for Kiwis. :^)

Why is it always the southern parts of European countries that are shitholes, does the sun make people lazy?

Please point out the lies then?

ISN'T IT FUNNY!

smelly dumb w*lloon scum

Okay

i·ro·ny1


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noun

noun: irony
the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.

Why would an Englishman ask for an English definition?

>Walloon detected
En alst ni zo is, zegda 'ne keer is iet int nederlands Allee, 'k w8

>South is roman, french, muslim ghetto's and all around poverty.
>muslim ghetto's
They are more muslims in Flanders, both in raw numbers and per capita, pic related.

>You won't find any belgian being proud if our pathetic piece of shit country.
I'm well aware the country has many flaws and Wallonia is a shithole but I'm still proud of being belgian, somehow.

Belgium, who do you identify with?

You say you want your meme country to die but what country do you feel your people belong to?

It is an artificial creation by the British to deny the French and Dutch part of the channel and give it to a pro British nation. It's and non country as it has no history, no native population (Walloon is French I believe and the rest is Dutch), and no real culture being just a mix of the nations around it.

Flanders > NL (> Germania)
In that order

I'm talking about muslim ghetto's, not muslims in general.

Let's look at molenbeek for example, it's a fucking ghetto. Do a google image search on "molenbeek" and tell me what you see.

Previous summer i took a flight at Charleroi airport and stayed at a hotel over there for a night, that fucking city is a DUMP.

>take 2 cultures that have been fighting each other for close to a thousand years now
>stick them in the same artificial country
>what could go wrong

I don't have anything against Walloons when they Walloon about in Wallonia. But when Walloons take my money, move to Flemish lands and don't learn Dutch, demand to be able to elect francophone politicians, import sandniggers into Brussels for the sole reason that they speak French more than Flemish so the city becomes more francophone + they overwhelmingly vote socialist, then we have a problem.

Pic related says it all really.
Recent election results, almost all of Flanders voted for a (to Belgian standards) right-wing party, with only a handful of districts where liberals or christian-democrats won, while in Wallonia it's only socialists and liberals (liberals have long abandoned free market ideology here, they're more like the globalist US style liberals).
The North and the South just have conflicting world views.

Belgium is the perfect example of Globalism, if Napoleon had won Waterloo Belgium wouldn't had existed, its a Anglo-Saxon creation made possible by the defeat of a Continental European power, a repeating patern in the last two centuries.

Brussels is the capital of Globalist institutions like NATO and the EU, institutions that have dimished the European Continental powers and furthered Anglo-American Globalism, everybody can read about the "Father of the EU" Count Richard Von Coundehove-Kalergi, a mixed race aristocrat married to a jewess who wanted to make a mixed race Europe ruled by a Jewish Elite, the Victor Lazlo character in the Casablanca movie was based on him, Hitler was aware of his genocidal plan and what would happen if Germany lost the War, the bad guys won WWII.

Because there isnt belgiuan language and no belgian ethnicity either. I mean, people there DO declare themselves as belgians but that's nationality, not ethnicity. Nationality is belgian, but ethnically they are either French or Dutch, contained to their respective half of country with little regard for "other side".

That two combined plus the fact they often cant form a stable government because of conflicting interests of two parts of the state ( eurofound.europa.eu/it/observatories/eurwork/articles/belgium-breaks-world-record-for-country-with-no-government - 250 days without government became world record but they went for another that much and even more - washingtonpost.com/news/answer-sheet/wp/2013/10/01/589-days-with-no-elected-government-what-happened-in-belgium/ ) leads to people caling it not a country.

And as you can see, there is some basis for that

for me it's
Greater Netherlands (or rather the Dutch-speaking nation, I consider Afrikaners to be closer to me than Germans or French) > Flanders > Germanic nation > Europe > Belgium

kk flikekr w8 mar

en heel dom ook
kben van antwerpe mongool en die wall of text is typisch vlaamse domme boere praat, ga terug naar school inplaats van Nva praat te zette op Sup Forums

This i can live with.

Or the roze balletten, never forget that.

I know what you're saying but don't forget about Antwerpen. Borgerhout is a big muslim ghetto as well. As much as I enjoy hating on Wallonia, we're no better than them in this regard.

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>But when Walloons take my money, move to Flemish lands and don't learn Dutch, demand to be able to elect francophone politicians, import sandniggers into Brussels for the sole reason that they speak French more than Flemish so the city becomes more francophone + they overwhelmingly vote socialist, then we have a problem.

so many uneducated fellow belgians in this thread no wonder nobody looks at us as a real country

Oh goverdomme weeral zo een NVA hatende homo.
NVA is letterlijk niets mijn kind, echte nationalisten stemmen op VB.
En verbeter nu eens die andere kerel zijn argumenten aub als je denkt het beter te weten.

Last time I was in Brussel (6 years ago) I couldnt get by with dutch, nobody spoke the language.

So how is Flanders going to break free of the Walloon yoke?

Are you waiting for the EU to collapse?

Nee, stomme kloot.
Zo zwaar dialectisch geschrijven voorkomt google-translate.
Opnieuw; stomme kloot.

>KBEN VAN AAAAANTWERPUUUUH
Ja, ik merk het duidelijk. Grootste bek en het minste verstand of inzicht.

>van antwerpen
>van een stad

>"Alleen mijn mening is de enige echte mening waar een waarheid in schuilt!!!"
t. Antwerpenaar

Ga gewoon weg, niemand heeft je graag. Ga gewoon weg.

>MUUUUH GE ZIJT VERKEERD
>"Ok, geef sources; wat ik zeg is algemeen bekend.
>GA NAAAR SCHOOL, UNEDUCATUD
>KBEN VAN ANTWEEEERPUUUH

Ga gewoon weg.

haha google translate? gast hoe dom kunt ge wel ni zijn
antwerpe is ook een provincie slimmerik
kzei ni dak vant stad was

>grootste bek
typisch kenmerk voor alle vlaminge alleen jamner dat zoveel van ons zo kutdom zijn zoals gij

Geef ons brabant terug, tering belgen

>haha google translate? gast hoe dom kunt ge wel ni zijn
Hij snapt het nog altijd niet.

Let's stick to argument instead of calling eachother names shall we?

It's not going to happen. Politicians have distributed competences to the regional states to such an extent that most people have stopped caring about it. Basically appeasement to put the people's minds at ease, and it largely worked. Nowadays the most pressing issues that still rile up us Flemish are the social security that is still unitary (Flanders pays for Wallonia) and the increasing French speaking population in the communes surrounding Brussels and especially between Brussels and the language border.

All of this is being pushed to the background right now because of the immigration crisis, which is partly turned into a region conflict because Walloons (typically left-wing) accuse Flemish (typically right-wing) of being neo-nazis that hate refugees. Our current government is not doing enough to stop immigration from the Flemish PoV and doing too much from the Walloon PoV, the middle ground isn't satisfying anyone.

Flanders breaking away will only happen if the immigrant problems become out of control, or conversely if the immigration problem is solved (preferably by closing borders & deportations imo) and we can shift attention back to the regional conflicts I described above.

Brabant, Limburg en Antwerpen zijn toch geen onderdeel van Vlaanderen, jullie krijgen die kankerplekjes met plezier van ons. In de plaats mogen jullie Frans-Vlaanderen heroveren en schenken aan ons.

Hi I'm 12 and drinking Duvel, what's this?

patat godverdomme

Kom op jongens, samen staan we sterk. We worden overrompeld als we verdeeld zijn.

Laten we aan de wereld zien hoe het moet.

Je hebt gelijk excuses voor mijn grof taalgebruik.

>turnhout

Met plezier, alleen zullen jullie het heroveren van frans-vlaanderen zelf moeten doen.

Wallonia sounds a lot like Quebec

Protip OP, most Belgians here are Phlegms (as they're more prone to being autists). You're not going to get the Wallonian perspective because they're too normie for Sup Forums.

This is the only final solution for Belgium.

Now imagine they demand and get 50% of all political power.

You won't get the Wallonian perspective because they can't speak English

Why are French speakers such cunts wherever they are?

Nee bedankt.

desu flemish and walloons wont get allong Ever cuz both think they are superior
just nuke us and be done with it
belgians are to stupid for this world anyways

Walloons are perfect monolingual french speaking.
You won't find any of them here.

>sun
>in wallonia
That's where you go for ski vacations.

Please go back to school and learn to spell.

We also lay claim to the Dutch speaking regions in northern France.

Het is friet

I hesitated doing some inb4s on that post. You guys also forgot your favorite one
>they can't afford the Internet

You have to admit though, the Flemish are pretty high on the autism spectrum. Every time I meet one, they're socially awkward.

Too true. Back in my army days most Walloons failed the Basic English exam that was required, as well as their Dutch exams, while most Flemish aced all languages.

>Not uniting Limburg
>Not uniting Brabant

Say the country who can't even afford a real army.

All I'm getting from this is that Walloons can only resort to calling the Flemish autists in response to proper Flemish arguments