Brit/pol/ - Nigel edition

>Today's Papers 9/9/16
sli.mg/a/i3qo2N

>Swiss offer EU solution for Britain
bbc.co.uk/news/business-37312807

>Border poll survey says 8/10 voters unchanged by Brexit
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-37309706

>All schools to get a chance to become grammars under Theresa May's plans
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/08/all-schools-to-get-a-chance-to-become-grammars-under-theresa-may/

>Nick Clegg attacks Leave Camp and blasts Nigel Farage for Brexit
express.co.uk/news/politics/708549/nick-clegg-nigel-farage-donald-trump

>European bankers will be exempt from migration curbs after Brexit, Philip Hammond reveals
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/08/european-bankers-will-be-exempt-from-migration-curbs-after-brexi/

>Brexit talks role for Belgian EU veteran Guy Verhofstadt
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37307203

>Jeremy Corbyn claims he can unite Labour to take on Tories
theguardian.com/politics/2016/sep/08/jeremy-corbyn-claims-he-can-unite-labour-to-take-on-tories

>Why all the signs point to work permit system and 'hard Brexit' as Theresa May negotiates the UK-EU divorce
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/08/why-all-the-signs-point-to-work-permit-system-and-hard-brexit-as/

>Donald Tusk tells Theresa May 'ball's in UK's court'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37300254

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first for based civic nationalist douglas carswell

nth for a non-feels depressed bollocks NEET thread please

Sup lads.

Will there be a comfy Sup Forums livestream when France finally demolishes the jungle?

Norn Iron is literally Scotland light, why do they keep getting a free pass?

Because Scotland is Ireland light, and "Northern Ireland" offends us.

Gonna go for a walk in The Peaks lads. See you later.

then why the fuck are you here at this hour?

>1 post by this ID
JIDF no one's buying it. The nat socs, tripfags, etc aren't the shills. They've been here since the beginning. They'll be here long after you get bored and go back. Try again

Let's get the fuck out of this place!

Brexit Friday, wahoo!

How'd we all find May's speech?

ARE NIGE DOES IT AGAIN

>Socialists and Attention seekers
>not shills

they are the worst of them

>tripfags, etc aren't the shills

Hi YKTD

I work from home lad

Because they don't keep bitching about it and some areas did vote to leave, unlike the Sweaty Socks.

>I collect NEETbux occasionally

Good image desu lad

>he forgot the beadyposter turk
Are you new?

Tripfags are a fucking plague and we're lucky they've been thinner on the ground since moot tried to kill the board before he left

Natsocs may be a permanent fixture but that doesn't mean they don't shit up the thread

>light instead of lite

pls

nah mate, run my own IT contracting business

on your way

>discussion about literally anything
"MR SPEAKER , SCOTLAND VOTED TO REMAIN IN THE EUROPEAN UNION AND THE SNP HAVE A DUTY TO THE PEOPLE OF SCOTLAND "

God I love watching The Neil dress people down.

I always thought the spelling "lite" was just a marketing gimmick, but I guess I was wrong.

Frankly I wouldn't be suprised to hear "ONOROBO MEMBAH!" in the scottish parliament given how much actual work they do.

You are the shill who jumps into every thread with 1 post by this ID whenever anyone mentions Mosley and starts calling everyone socialists. The same shill who thinks Disraeli was a good Prime Minister. The same shill who defaces images of the queen with blair's face. The same shill who makes blairite split threads. Everyone knows who you are, you are the most obvious shill on here, and no one's buying it anymore. Please go.

>being this americanised

He was talking about Norn Iron

How the hell can you make a selection process "tutor-proof"?

Make it an IQ test?

>tfw you will never get a soapy titwank from Evans and May and hear them giggle and coo lightly as they take turns trying to fit one of their giant granny nips down your pisshole

Automated tutoring machines? Fuck if I know.
Or maybe just straight up random selection.

>I code

I'd bang the fuck out of Diane James, look at that sweaty face. Proper demon in the bed I reckon.

Every time you post that I die inside a little, I hope you're happy.

>7 of us took 11+ from my primary school, group of 6 friends (all lads) and one girl
>we all got in except the slightly autistic sperg lad who had to go to comp with no mates
>he now has a massive chip on his shoulder about it and is a paid up lib dem

Why would you want to make it tutor proof? A tutor is basically a shortcut to hard work.

Pretty commie of you.

I call NatSocs socialist because they are

>The same shill who thinks Disraeli was a good Prime Minister. The same shill who defaces images of the queen with blair's face. The same shill who makes blairite split threads.

If you cant handle Bantzthony Blair, you're in the wrong place.

Never made a split thread lad, and Disraeli was fine for his time.

yep, lol

...

Don't think I don't know the veils of bullshit we have to put on.

Good luck.

It's what the Tories are saying, not me

>Disraeli
>one nation conservatism
>tory socialist
>fine
JIDF please go.

Well, that says a lot then.

You get very triggered very easily.

I'm not one way or the other about Disraeli, he's not someone I've studied in depth.

Only thing I care about is exposing NatSocs for retarded socialists they are.

Haaaaahahaha, thanks user. You in the same field?

A large contingent of brit/pol/ is one nation tory you bellend, it's one of the biggest groups here next to high tory and lolbertarian derivatives

I've met her and that's not a very flattering picture. She reminded me of a duchess or something, very classy lady.

It's just a political soundbite, of course you can;t make anything "tutor-proof".

Train wreck interview on Daily Politics lads

I hope Diane is a good speaker, UKIP could really be something soon and she is basically the continuation of Nige.

I don't care what the fake nationalists say, I still love you all.

KAWEN!

>bring back faith schools
>muslim kids all fuck off to their own schools
Very in favour of this

Neil's probably blueballed from the summer recess, he'd wreck anyone right now

IQ tests would still be open to coaching I'd have thought. A comprehension element would be helpful but couldn't have the whole thing being comprehension test. I'm still open to grammar schools though - I'd have been in one even without tutoring and would have been better off. I still achieved highly in a state school where the lesson would stop every minute due to having been lumped in with idiots.

>If

>There's no solution in Syria that involves Assad

t. retarded cuck

Holy fuck, Andrew Niel is taking no prisoners today, lads.

Nope. I'm just looking to be an enthusiastic employee!

...

It is. It's an AmericaniSation.

To some extent it's an example of what people are calling the "the Mandela Effect". A lot of major cheap American beers don't even use "lite", they use the proper word.

Bud light and Coors light are two of the most heavily advertised beers and they use the real word.

>big hook nose eternal Anglo

Seems about right.

Sleep deprive everyone in a sensory deprivation tank for days beforehand?

"Tutor-proof" is a real lark. Even if they thought an equal "blank slate" could be imposed across the whole population, what would be a more sensible move would be to ensure the standard of government-provided "teachers" are of the same standard. But that's also impossible. Communist lunacy.

Honestly, the whole school system is basically a leftover experiment of 19th-century liberal totalitarianism kept because of the intellectual inertia it creates and the fact that it employs vast swathes of surplus mediocre people.
I don't see any better way of finding a replacement than burning it all down and making everything except a stint in a military youth group non-mandatory and privatised.

Every other situation involves ISIS or more Euro boots on the ground.

God I've missed him so much. I hope he goes ham over the Scottish named person policy.

>All those people who want Britain to be a republic.

>Corbyn calls for ban on students studying online, says extra time spent learning gives unfair advantage. Five arrested on suspicion of learning too much.

NEW PEAK GUARDIAN JUST IN:

ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS INHERINTLY RACIST

>large contingent
>one nation tory
Yesss. A large contingent of Brit/pol/ hates hierarchy and aristocracy and embraces civic nationalism. Okay...

Did I fucking mishear on the news or can Catholic schools no longer only select Catholic children? They have to allow in muzzies etc?

This of course goes the other way around but other than hyper-giga-commie-liberals who wound send their non muslim child to a muslim school / jewish / hindu etc, no one.

This is a plan to destroy Catholic schools... fucking hell

You will never (NEVER) relive the night of June 23rd again.

Why even live lads?

youtube.com/watch?v=EviHAI0GNPw

>muh private tuition

Maybe 'poor' parents should spend less on fags, booze and dog food and more on their kids' future?

>NatSoc and BUF seperate options

They are the same thing.

Can't wait for the Queen to die to be honest mate.

That's been the case for a long time

Johnny said: “I’ve always had a fascination with the glamour of the old world.

“It was a time when it was okay to be a man and you weren’t f*****g berated for being male.

“Men used to dress up to go to work. It was okay to be masculine and do things that men did before everything got broken.”

liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/barber-berated-banning-women-shop-11862882

>tfw grew up as a libertarian conservatives into a boring old conservative
Most of you guys seem to have had a more interesting change of values.

Honestly wish most people weren`t retarded on the Syria issue, moderate islam is a meme.

They`ll be first for the rope.

The only republican ideologies on there are communism and anarchism.

Somebody get the noose

Then move to the USA. You aren't British. You reject the tradition of this nation.

It literally doesn't matter at all I didn't have to do anything to pass my entrance exam

but what self respecting muslim send their kid to a cathocuck school?

Naturally.

Soon they'll force all Christian churches to officiate in state "marriages", which obviously includes communists.

sauce? cant find owt on CiF about this

Nat Soc and Fascism are inherently, or likely to be, republics. So is Socialism. How many people in the Greens, Lib Dems, and Labour do you see wanting Monarchy? They are aggressive towards class structures.

>the guardian
top lel tbqh

Unironically one of the best nights of my life.

Cuck.

lol get fucked son, I love the country but don't get why we have to be cucked by some family of rich twats.

>YOU
>AIN'T
>BRITISH

Remember folks, its inherently british to hate yourself, your country, burn efigies of maggie thatcher, allow millions of muzzies in to the country...

Mosley wanted to retain the Monarchy

theguardian.com/media/mind-your-language/2016/sep/09/we-need-to-be-careful-about-demanding-migrants-speak-english

So basically the whole argument is "less intelligent kids with well off parents may be able to sneak through"

So it doesn't affect bright kids from poor backgrounds at all.

Well off parents will always be able to game the system in one way or another.

Better red than dead eh Comraied? Viva la revolution! Long live Corbyn!

mein gott

>Cucked

Heh, they're rich guys! That means we can appropriate their property, right! They're rich! We can do that! Fuck off Berniefuck.

No it isn't?

>wtf i hate the monarchy
>lets have rich brown people who don`t represent our people in buckingham palace instead
Lad...

They've been that way for years, they're just rubber-stamped state schools.

Though, it wouldn't really matter given that actually adhering to your faith is non-existant with most COINs.

The middle class ones who only muster about 5% of the town at best, or its just the nearest one and are probably aware that the school can't say no.

t. guy who went to one.

Then I retract that aspect of the comment. Regardless, I think it would lead to the absolution of it sooner, rather than later.

The maths exam only asked you questions on what you'd know from doing your SATs besides the last 2 questions which were algebra and they didn't even expect you to be able to do them

Reasons you love the country
>Multiculturalism
>Tolerance
>Easy access to middle eastern rentboys
>long standing socialist tradition
>apologising for the empire

They're not cucking you. They're our tribal chieftains ensuring that the head of state is white Christian till the end of time. Cheaper than a republic. Less power than a president. Would you prefer President Khan lording over the Anglo Saxons from Buckingham Palace before our generic republic gets assimilated into the new world order?

>"UKIP is in my blood."

Along with lots of saturated fats and sugar.

Oh shit these Ukip candidates

I agree with that.

BUF economic practice would ruin the country and the poor will probably blame the rich.