I want to show this to my gf (I'm 27...

I want to show this to my gf (I'm 27, she's 46) but only if it's a good ending which would be the older girl finding a happy ending with the younger boy. I can't find a plot synopsis for this movie. Has anyone seen this and could please spoil the ending for me? Movie is Home Again (2017)

>I want to show this to my gf (I'm 27, she's 46)
Did you have the ages accidently reversed?

No, context clues should have informed you of that

>(I'm 27, she's 46)
Do you call her mommy when you suck on her boobies?

No that's weird.

kys

And I thought being 24 and having 28 yo gf was weird.

fucking faggot

It is. Go date highschoolers while you still can.

How does on obtain a mommy gf and how did you get one?

Then what's the point

Is OP Emmanuel Macron

No it isn't.

This. It's what I'm doing, I'm only 21 and Jesus christ so many girls want a father figure to put them in their place. It's too easy.

>Do you remind her how old she is when being intimate
You retarded fucking virgins.

im a 5'3 manlet and I dated a 5'8 15 year old when i was 22 dont worry we didn't go all the way

Give up. No woman of any age is interested in a permanently infantilized limp wristed beta.

When I was 19 I was fucking a 42 year old woman. She took me to a house in the Hamptons for a week and we fucked everywhere. She was some big wig chef and her ex husband was apparently some big shot mathematics guy. To the point where he obsessed about it and she left him.

>virgins
Delet

It's not your average romcom, its a thinking man's romcom kino i.e.: Alex & Emma
As for the ending it ends on a stale mate she doesn't get with her ex hubby, or does it reveal she gets with Harry/George and makes the viewer ponder for yourself on how it ended like a Malick film P.S. the movie is mad comfy

You fucked up

>not calling your gfs granny when fucking them
i think you are the virgin

>im a 5'3 manlet
>manlet.

hobbit or dwarf would be more appropriate

Is The Reader Mommy gf kino?

Actually lost my virginity to a milf almost twice my age. I was only about 5 years older than her eldest daughter.
I only had to fuck up and call her an "older woman" once to never make that mistake again.
Women are vain creatures, and it's really easy to talk yourself out of pussy just being a dipshit average guy.

Have a chance with a milf right now, any advice on how to not fuck this up?

If you were any good in bed she wouldn't care what you called her, dicklet.

>there are people in this thread who don't have a sugar mama

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Why is Sup Forums so perverse?

>feet
>titcows
>blacked
>cmom fantasies
>brraaaappppp

Seriously you guys need therapy and a cold bath

>Paying attention to this obvious divorce porn propaganda

Good goyim, the family court is pleased

watched half of witherspoon's hbo show.
she's pretty qt, is she 46 too?

>Titcows
>Perverse
Not even joking, you need to get your T levels checked immediately.
>Be me
>Really love big tits
>Start taking estrogenic items
>Big boobs aren't even interesting anymore

>ugly jew fucking a sexy blonde shiksa
Every fucking time

Watch this instead

>gf calls me daddy
>super hot

>I call her mommy
>she wants to break up

Fucking roasties

>T levels meme

Read a biology book bro

You can just go outside

>men with high t
>want to fuck anything fat and with makeup
>almost 100% likely to cheat

>men with low t
>likes skinny girls, young girls, asians
>almost 0% likely to cheat

I never met a man who doesn't apply to either of the two

>tfw no mother-daughter threesome.

why live?

>Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his test levels?!

You seem to miss the part where I said I started lowering my testosterone levels and stopped finding large breasts attractive.
Also when I stop taking estrogen and reup my T levels I find big breasts attractive again.
Men who are literally unable to find big breasts attractive, literally have deficient levels of testosterone.

I mean nothing that doesn't sound trite. Usually they're past a lot of the bullshit so dont be afraid to be direct (but polite). Also a little romance goes a long way.
And no matter how bad you want to try and induldge your oedipus complex keep your fucking mouth shut about it until you've felt out the situation.
Though god help you if she has a teenage daughter. There is a whole fucking insane level of psychological warfare at play there, best thing to do is play dumb as fuck and reap whatever benefits may fall.

And as always, remember what John Wayne said about talking to women. Talk low, slow, and as little as possible.

>my gf (I'm 27, she's 46)

Damn, man. Good job.

millennials, mommy issues the generation

t. millennial

Why do latin american girls look like they have mustaches?

Can you elaborate please? Or at least use full sentences

you just KNOW

high test

>tfw no milf friend with benefits

>bitter old man detected

>(I'm 27, she's 46
white boys everybody, white boys. so desperate for pussy they hit on literal grannies. Disgusting

I see Etsubatsu is doing well for himself these days

cool story bro *tips fedora*

>look like

>46
>granny

american education everybody.

>blacks die so young 46 is ancient

Ive lurked /hc/ long enough to know a brother has no problem putting it to an old white bitch. OK? Stop playing like you know shit.

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>when you suck on their tities
Then I call them mommy young or old familypai

lel

Good lord 46 she's takin at least 500 different dicks by that age and has at minimum 3 STDs. SAD

underrated

>t. virgin

fag

>13 or 14 years old a long time ago
>older guy (40's? 50'?) moves into the big "mansion" a few houses down (not really a mansion, but its fucking huge)
>sees me riding my bike around one summer
>Hey kid, wanna earn some cash?
>really super cool guy, kinda reminded me of Bill Murray, completley forget about how creepy this is
>asks me to mow his yard, wash his car, trim the hedges etc
>inside his place is cozy as fuck, offers me a fucking beer, he's got a computer, an SNES, a sega, holy fuck this guys rich
>start chatting about games and stupid bullshit, he laughs and seems to love hanging out with me
>$100 a week to help him with simple, shitty chores
>$$$$$$$$$$$$
>catch him always watching me as I work, catch on that he pays me extra if I put on a little 'show' for him, working shirtless and in shorts
>Mom finds my giant stash of money in my room and freaks out
>refuse to tell her where I got it
>WHAT DID HE MAKE YOU DO
>deny everything, he's just a cool old man, leave him alone what the fuck
>forbids me from going to his house ever again
It hurts to remember sometimes.

Where did he touch you?

Your mom sounds like a terrible person. Single mother? Did she take your money?

*fedora tipping intensifies*

wat

>things that never happened

lurk moar newfag

I had this suspicion that he was gay, but he never touched me or flirted or anything other than the occasional pat on the back or messing up my hair, which I didn't mind.
I always kinda knew in the back of my mind what was going on, but this was a shitload of money for me back then, so it really trumped everything else, and if things got too wierd, I knew I could bail at any time, but he was always so laid back and cool about shit that I didn't want to.
Yes and yes, it fucking sucked, and was probably the biggest yelling match i'd ever had with my mom in my life.

Did he have any kids? If not he could of just been trying to fill the gap. The one between your butthole that is.

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>21
>father figure
Sure thing, virgin.

I would imagine that kid is probably son of narcos and is loaded.

>not understanding women at all
Virgin pls go

Girls only like guys who are remarkably muscular and have really assertive personalities. Average shy guys don't get girlfriends.

>says the guy pretending to get pussy on an anonymous image board
Back to 9fag with you, virgin.

The trailer for this movie confused me. I thought she was fucking all three of them.

>You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
Did you not have a father in your life

Keep telling yourself that, beta cuck.
>this is how r9(cuc)k copes with reality

It's simple truth. There's no point in trying if you're not an alpha. Even if I got a gf, she'd cheat on me with a Chad. All women cheat.

"Assertiveness" is a meme

Nothing I've said was inaccurate. If I had been white knighting for young girls in high school and going all
>eww omg pedophile! XP
then maybe yeah I would be an inexperienced virgin. But just because I take advantage of what is known you get jealous and call me a virgin. Apply yourself next time.

teach me you are secrets

You saying you are not a virgin is inaccurate.

fuck you

QQ

So does she get with the young chad or does she go back to the ex husband?

I live in reality.

You think that's air you're breathing?

>ywn have a threesome with mommy Reese and her clone daughter

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Are you a fem-user with experience with both?
Or do you have some kind of study to back this up?

You're weird

Now listen son, you just need to go up to her and give her a firm handshake

>Go up to girl
>Unsheathes hand
>Pffft, nothing personal womb-carrier.

Grab pusy
Put benis in vagene
???
Cummies
OK bud

50+ divorcees. Just join some stupid group on FB and invest some time into one.