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>implying anyone on Sup Forums knows how to animate

Okay, I cleaned the bathroom. What's next, You think the windows need cleaning?

Alright guys here's the rundown

How do we conclude the /x/ arc.In Sup Forums the Animated Series?

After that we have just been commissioned by President Trump to make a animated Cartoon based on the election and has funded us for 3-4 full seasons, we will need our writers on point for this one and make sure those Korean's get their best animators for this one, wouldn't want to let him down

Any Questions?

I'd imagine it'd be like when we try to be serious and make a full blown series

>the ideas are coming in
>the writing is coming in
>so is the art concepts
And at the last minute we all bail

>Kickstarter

Alright everyone clean the stupid outta your ears because we gotta animate 26 shows for the spring lineup, and I'll be damned if Im letting those Koreans do it! Johnson! I want you on action shows. I want you to blow little Timmy's fucking mind so hard, that he wont be concerned about the seizure hes just received from the constant flashing because hes already confused by the fucking boner the show gave him! Phil I want you to make 5 LOLRANDOM cartoons that go on for 14 mins, than drop a lore bomb in the last minute. Doesnt have to make sense, just use one of the 50 internet interns circling the parking lot to animate the fucker! Amanda, great ass! I want you in my office in ten. Jack, Martha, Abdul, I want to write 50 ideas for new shows, burn 40 of them, then steal whatever's popular on Netflix! The rest of you just start shitposting and adding tits to every character, title card, and tree animated! NOW WHERE IS MY GODDAMN JACK DANIELS?!? LETS MAKE SOME CARTOONS!

Stop drawing dicks on everything!

you don't tell me what to draw!

we're going on strike!

I certainly can't. Closest thing I've ever done was rotoscope shit and made a small sneezing gif.

I do, but I'm so shit I might as well say I don't know how to animate.
Also everyone in this thread is either korean or a story boarder if we are animating for a television show.

We got the new plug-in that allows us to change bulge size on the fly while rendering. That's going to increase femdick bulge drawing efficiency by 400%!

...And cost Larry his job. Sorry Larry, you were one of the best femdick renderers in the biz, but you know what they say... life gets hard when you're all about dick.

What's a korean?

>Intern took the last donut again
Intern genocide when?

Someone post La Lutte du Comrade

Gonna take a fat shit on everyone's desk.

GOD DAMNIT WE'RE MISSING KEYFRAMES FOR TWO FUCKING SHOTS, WHERE THE HELL IS user, GET HIM OVER HERE RIGHT NOW WE NEED TO FINISH THIS SHIT BY TOMORROW TO SEND OVERSEAS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "IT JUST CRASHED" BEFORE YOU COULD FINISH THE CLEANUP WORK, WE SET THE FUCKING PROGRAMS ON AUTOSAVE ON DEFAULT
NO YOU FUCKING PIECE IF SHIT WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING THE ANIMATION RIG JUST FUCKING STICK TO THE BOARDS
GOD DAMNIT WHY ARE THESE BOARDS SO FUCKING BAREBONES IT'S ALL JUST A BUNCH OF MIYAZAKI WANNABE SHIT WITHOUT NOTES, WHERE ARE THE FUCKING NOTES
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T PAY US THE FULL CONTRACT AMOUNT, AM I GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE ANOTHER FUCKING BANK LOAN TO PAY FOR THESE FUCKING ANIMATOR SALARIES
OH FUCK OFF TIM I'VE HEARD THIS PITCH A THOUSAND TIMES THIS WEEK JUST WAIT TILL PITCHING SEASON TO PUT A FUCKING SERIES BIBLE TOGETHER
WHAT DO YOU FUCKING MEAN THE TIMING IS WRONG, THE TIMING IS FINE, JUST FUCKING GET YOUR SPACING RIGHT, WE HAVE TO GET THIS DONE FUCKING TONIGHT
IT GOES LIVE IN A FUCKING HOUR DON'T YOU GIVE ME THIS SICK DAY SHIT
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING KEYFFRRAAAAAAAAAAMESSSSSSS

So... Uh, guys, I might have fucked up pretty badly.

I came in to work and took my ccw out of the holster and put it on my desk like I always do, and later I had to run to the bathroom pretty bad. Now I figured ya'll knew my desk and were pretty chill with my gun so I could just leave it there for five minutes, but when I got back it was gone.

So just as a heads up, one of the interns is probably armed at the moment.

Sir, the animation rig is on fire again and one of the interns just ate Episode 13's script.

YOU GOT IT BOSS

OKAY WHAT IF

WHAT IF THERE WAS LIKE A SMILEY FACE WITH, UH

WITH ARMS. AND HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND WHO IS A SAPIENT TUBE OF LIPSTICK. AND THEY CAN'T DECIDE WHAT TO WATCH ON TV AND WAKE UP ALL THE NEIGHBOURS WITH THEIR ARGUING

AND IN THE LAST MINUTE IT'S IMPLIED THAT IT'S ACTUALLY A REGULAR DUDE WHO DID A SHITLOAD OF METH SORTA LIKE I DID TEN MINUTES AGO

How are we going to fit this many fetishes in one episode boss?

So, who am I voicing this time?

I just sent you the image attachment, you've got plenty of experience.

Dream sequence.

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JESUS CHRIST WHAT HAPPENED IN THE BREAK ROOM

THE REFRIGERATOR JUST ROTATED INTO THE 5TH DIMENSION AND NOW THERES ROBOT SPIERS IN ALL OUR SANDWICHES

Now thats the kind of boss I can work for!

sorry that was me
i told you guys i was bad at making coffee but NOOOO, you still made me go do it

>the break room just fucking up and disappeared again
>Michael Cera was doing a guest voice this week and he was in it when it went
EVERY DAY WITH THIS SHIT. His agent is gonna have a fit considering it took give months for Franco to get back.

I just got word back from the FCC.
Turns out we can't have women with visible penises on broadcast television.
There CAN be implied penises, though.

They're just gonna go 'I recognize that bulge' and somebody's gonna sue for futa inftingement again.

Who holds the copyright on futa?

S-sir ! I made a few upskirt shots of this 8 year old Girl

Whawhat do you think ?

Marvel just called, they want us to make a 30s ad promoting NOWer. How fucked are we?

Idea!

A show about shows. We'll call it The Workplace. A down to earth cartoon about a wacky crew of animators making cartoons. The twist is by season 3 we all find out the whole crew contracted cancer because ramirez(that goof) never got around to hiring a contractor to clean out the asbestos from the ceiling like he was suppose to. RAMIREZ!

It's a book those Muslims all read, and since they're the in-thing with the hip young social media crowd I think we should use it to animate!

Kicker!

Susan from their HR deoartment is 4 months preggers when she find out its ovarian cancer and it turns out the father is the bosses son who left for Kabul Afghan at the end of last season. He died in a car bombing the moment he got off the plane. Now Susan has to decide if she wants to abort or not but Boss man Hank will have none of that and kidnaps her. Mid season 3 we find her chained up in Hanks cellar pleading with him to let her go, the baby and the cancer is killing her! That easter when boss man invites everyone to a lovely dinner . This ib congratulations of another successful season of Pizza Cat. Now Ramirez (that goof) accidently takes a left instead of right when looking for the bathroom and wonders into the cellar only to find Susan in a dog cage with nothing but a bowl and a damp rag. Ramirez near flabbergasted runs over to Susan to see if she is alright. "Susan! Susan! I've been looking all over for you" he says. " Did you get my vacation request? I'm going to coco cabana with my new girlfriend!"

RAMIREZ!

Me love you long time.

Turners

MORE COCKS, WE OWE IT TO OUR VIEWERS

I didn't want to say anything, but I feel like at this point we have to address Johnson's habits. I have nothing against robo squidbeasts, I mean, I have friends that are robo squidbeasts. I just feel like tearing open every new intern with your blades tentacles is a little excessive. I even gotten my coffee in weeks, and does anyone really think Johnson is going to go get it?

Good work, Johnson! Now make sure you leak them out to the public before 2
Not fucked enough! Go down to HR and strap a dildo up your ass. It's ok, they've got dildos to spare
Shut up, Boco
Agreed. Move all cock related programming to the 3 to 4 hour block. Kids love dicks!
A gayer version of yourself
Sold! Get to work on 7 seasons, 3 half-assed tv specials, and an underwhelming full length picture!

>this whole thread

what if we did a remake of ed edd and eddy

A story about a hero who can see the future but every time he does something to change it he loses power till he exhausts himself. (Every situation is like a chess game, where he has to plan in advance or fuck up)

How about a original idea not done by cal arts rejects?

You're fired
You're hired
I like it, but make the hero a girl in high school. And by a girl in high school, I mean give her tits like the moon and an ass that could win in the indy 500!
Love the pitch! Get me a script for a pilot and we'll get started on production before lunch!
Son, with an attitude like that you'll NEVER go pro! Now go down to HR and get some squid-ointment. That shit'll burn like hell but it's the only thing that'll keep those robot bastards at a distance
McJameson! Buy me the rights to Turner broadcasting! And offer a toaster or something to make the deal sweet!
I like your attitude, mister! You've got the greenlight! Just make sure you make Allah the main character. Gotta keep up with the times, y'know?

Whaddya mean we can't show Lisa's coin slot? We had no problem showing Bart's joystick in the movie.

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H-hi

M-my name is user and i am looking for an animation intership at your studio

I l-linked some work, i hope it's not to big of a file

thanks,

user

Did you not read the fucking job listing, peabrain? You need to have at least TEN YEARS of animation experience before applying for an internship to learn animation. GET OUT

o-oh

I'm very concerned about the character design you just submitted.
You got the large bosom right, our most sophisticated consumers love that feature.
But where's her penis?

Guys, guys. Some pervert drew porn of our show. Now we have to cancel it!

So when are we finally going to finish our thinly veiled rip off of The Nutshack?

Cancel it? Fuck that, we need to put them in charge of the show!

fucking deadlines swear to god

Next fucker who sends an email asking for more 'feet based episodes' gets fucking fired I swear to God.

don't know what you're going on about. the penis is right here

Ok, Guys RH here, after the last year incident with Matt, this year Non Denomination Festivities will include a Tree, an aluminum pole, candles, a pentagram and a burning brazier.

PLEASE use clean underwear, and shave your butt if you think you will get again get naked and start running on the stairs.

All personnel will be cached at the exit, entrance and during the party.

The Arguing Chamber will be available after your 3rd drink

Thank you and Happy whatever you celebrate

is burning the tree still allowed after last year?

That's what the brazier is for.
Bring your own matches, though.

Nothing gets done because nobody can agree on what is and is not "for cucks".

ah ok, got it.

lol no

Hey guys I just hired some new talent. Check out their work, just a quick animation they slapped together. Seems like a great style!

What about the 'adult' cartoon trend, where things are basically the exact same plots as children's cartoons but claim to be self aware and adult about them?

Like, say, a show with a teenager who has a genie, but every wish he makes ends up being some kind of fetish? Wow, so mature!

fund it

fund it, right here, right now.

my nigga

though actually most of my hours are spent importing models and little actual animation. so many storyboards and ideas, but the projects always die.

Guys, should we order a 100 new graphics tablets, or 50 new animator lightboxes?