So what will his consensus be on STD?

So what will his consensus be on STD?

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It made me sick. So STD is a fitting abbreviation.

I don't even know where to start what is wrong with it.
Let's start with something less obvious: Keep the camera straight!

I like it. Though they're trying to film it like a Trek flick.

Hopefully itll become less nauseous,,,,,, although its already better than ENT

The consensus is that you should get some real friends and stop making threads about e-celebs.

He will see what everyone is saying then say the contrary to look smart.

Whatever the largest demographic thinks.

They live on patreon, so they have to always appeal to the largest common denominator.

if they say anything negative they'll probably be demonetized.

I'm pretty sure you mean he'll take the contrarian position TO Sup Forums because he's not a whiny crybaby that's triggered by literally everything

Is that why they panned Rogue One?

>panned
>didn't like as much as others

What did they say about it that was negative?

So he takes the contrarian opinion to look smart but also panders to the largest demographic?

Bravo Sup Forums

you can't compare trek to star wars

>his consensus

Mike is multiple people? Huh.

he probably won't even get round to watching it

has he voiced an opinion on enterprise in the past?

yes he is 2x 2000's Mike

>So he takes the contrarian opinion

What contrarian opinion did he take on gravity? It was awful and they loved it. Tell me some of these "contrarian opinions" and we can see how big of a bubble you live in.

Can Mike even afford to pay for CBS All Access?

stoklasa is slavic right?
doesn't explain where those eyebrows are from though

anyone who likes it has only seen the Abrams movies

I'm pretty sure Mike has watched everything Trek related, though I don't recall him mentioning ENT in the past.

You can expect a 101% chance of Sexually Transmitted Disease jokes though.

He's polish

>polish
But Stoklasa is a Czech surname.

JAY WHY DID YOU GIVE ME AN STD!?

they said it was a terrible movie in its own right and that the movie was almost entirely fan service with no real substance behind it.

It's shit. Worse than ENT or even Voyager. Only retarded numale redditors would like it. I might call it the worst trek yet, but there is also DS9...

Can you explain why this phrasing is wrong? I'm assuming you mean that OP should be using a phrase other than consensus as the definition of consensus doesn't fit in this context but grammatically that sentence is sound right? You've really confused me.

Is that a direct quote or your own biased summary?

It's not a direct quote but it is their opinion. Are you being intentionally dense?

One person doesn't have a consensus, you brain dead retard.

They hardly ever post reviews anymore.

Best YouTube critic is Alachia Queen, and at least she is a qt.

>It's not a direct quote but it is their opinion. Are you being intentionally dense?

It's not their opinion unless you're quoting their opinion.

WHO FUCKING CARES FUCK OFF

>They hardly ever post reviews anymore.
They posted two this last week.

Um no sweetie they post a new video every week honeypie.

But they don't usually review TV shows.

Okay, nevermind. Youre just unintentionally dense.

>you're putting words in their mouth
>no i'm not, you're a dumby

I expect nothing and somehow i am still disappointed.

>judging youtubers content by how they look

you're a virgin, a white one probably.

When will we ever see a fucking worker bee?

mike really doesn't seem to care anymore. if something is mind numbingly boring he hates it, but if something has redeeming qualities he highlights them and that makes the audience thinks he's giving something bad a pass. he just so disgruntled and cynical about the film industry now he has basically given up hope.

NEW HALF IN THE BAG FUCKING WHEN

Watch her vids, they're good reviews, I was just trying to sell her to the virgin white bois like you.

>if something is mind numbingly boring he hates it, but if something has redeeming qualities he highlights them and that makes the audience thinks he's giving something bad a pass
So what you're saying is, he has opinions. Brilliant insight, user!

Personally, I think it was quite good. 7.5/10

soon

>tfw Mike was hot when he was in his 20s
>like could have done gay porn with a major porn studio hot

he still is

It's an unbiased summary of their review. Go watch it and tell me I'm wrong.

But he could only do daddy stuff now.

no, i'm saying he changed from a guy who seemed to be critical of movies to a guy who doesn't care about movies because he expects so little

brilliant deduction, user

I was kind of shocked in the Creed review that Mike hadn't seen any Rocky films besides the first
how the fuck do you make a show about great bad films and have never seen Rocky IV?

and even though Creed won him over, he still gave it a half-hearted recommendation
I'm sure if he'd seen the whole series he would've been crying during the Rocky scenes in that film

Rocky IV is not a bad film. Shut your whore mouth.

i'm pretty sure mike just doesn't have any kind of interest in boxing movies, be them crappy b-movies or crappy hollywood movies. also, i can't imagine mike crying at a movie.

They praised TFA first. That gave them a pass to go after the "side movies"

Apparently reddit loves it!

>Fugazi
>picture of Megadeth

what did he mean by this?

I just did and you're wrong. They pull their punches on every negative statement.

They didn't like it, but they wrote their segment to be as toothless as possible to not offend their audience. They say "it's not clever" instead of "only an idiot could enjoy this"

It's clever sophist word choice.

That too.

It's mindless action shit which is what he hated about the Generation movies.

What kind of retarded ass logic is that?

He's begging you to acknowledge how hip he is.

>he meant that you should stay away from him because he's man in his late 30's with a hairline in its late 60's and he still wears graphic band tee shirts and ones that include ironic meta humor at that

>So what will his consensus be on STD?
He gave herpes a 6/10

He never saw the Mad Max movies either, until Fury Road

It's called placation.

>One Person

One person can not have a fucking consensus you fucking moron.

They're not really worth watching. There are countless better car chase movies.

i can't take women's seriously

didn't say it was
but given schlock is mike's operative word, he should've seen it years ago

And i bet they never take you either sweetie

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>qt
>asian

But noooo, they couldn't leave well alone

Hard to believe. I'm watching ENT for the first time right now and it's pretty good. Doesn't deserve the hate it gets. Voyager still does though. The only praise anyone ever manages to lob at that steaming pile of a show is that it's "comfy", which is basically short for "it's shit but I like it and can't back up my opinion".

If I get that cbs all access thing do I at least get access to all past Star Trek series or do they not have the entire back catalog up?

i'd rather live with a blackwash culture than an acidwash culture.

Um, sorry sweeite, this is the quintessential Beardfat hate thread:
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The redpill is accepting that TNG was probably the worst star trek.

He will love it, it's everything that he hoped it would be, with niggers, stronk womyn, and JJ Jewbrams aesthetic. 10/10 Brava, Mike, brava!

Not Megadeth, bro. But you knew that, right?

he will mostly focus on the set design and camera work and then say something like "trek has never had good premiers, i'll give this a few more episodes before casting judgement"

Then he never will.

They said that the main cast of characters was boring and uninspiring. That the movie wasn't fun. That it played it too safe to be a truly dark movie. And a shitload of other complaints. I don't understand what you're arguing for. They clearly thought it was a bad movie.

Go back and watch their response to the Rogue One trailer, before their full review. They mock the hell out of it.

I want to breed Natalya.

>They clearly thought it was a bad movie.

Did they say that or did they dance around it with sophitry to avoid offending their audience? Did they say it was stupid? Did they say that people had to be stupid to enjoy it?

The only time they mock big pictures these days is when they do their fake "review show" skits where they parody people who have negative opinions about pop culture.

They have yet to come out against it in a legitimate fashion that isn't parody or sophistry.

You know what's awesome about liking something? No one ever has to back up why they like it. You sound like an ass.

Beardfat literally got mad at Mike and Rich because HE wanted to have a serious discussion on a COMEDY show about a movie while Mile was firing off great "Shaq Meat" joke.

Between the two evils...Beardfat is worse

Mike is red pilled. Watch more closely.

He very likely won't review it at all. It's a TV show ya simp.

ITT: True literal spergs with no sense of fun or joy in their lives, who take Red Letter Media WAY too seriously.

>He very likely won't review it at all. It's a TV show ya simp.
It's also too politically charged and the majority of their audience are SJW liberals.

They should try and hire a new member to replace Beardfat.

They should ask James Rolfe what he is doing

>it's a comedy show
Oh so nobody should care what they say?

What happens when people do?

Yep

Belongs into trash.

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>ywn motivate Mike into losing weight and lifting heavy

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>tumblr
Imagine my shock.

>UK is probably safaer from jihadist attacks than America and we only live across the water from France who are fucking useless at stopping them.
What? UK been getting some fucking trucks all the same as France. Bongs are getting just as fucked because they're just as "multi-culti" as France.

>loved TFA
>redpilled
Sure thing, cuck.

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