"A man you *cough* can bait *cough...

"A man you *cough* can bait *cough, cough* with *frantically inhales air* a tweet is not a man we *takes an extended break* can trust with *cough, cough* nuclear weapons" *collapses*

Why wasn't she coughing at the presidential forum?

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I'm just saying :
Darth-Vader was a very good manager.

Same reason she was irritable and speaking slowly, she was medicated to hell.

cortisone injection

So is it Parkinson's or that other neurological disease that's killing her?

DEBATES ARE COMING

PREPARE FOR OLD LADY SHITTING THE FLOOR

Meme magic

AGJ approves

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She should have blamed it on smoking a fat joint backstage

Mr Trump is dangero (cough cough) he actaully (cough cough) *takes injection of mommys little helper* he (cough cough) *orders a hit on Bernies wife* doesnt know the fi (cough cough)

*smacks lips*

Desperation gets bigger and bigger. Hows trumps cancer?

I like this meme.

This is a good meme.

Looking at that fat fucker, I'd bet a heart attack gets him before the big C.

nice

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America
*cough*
Stands
*weezes*
Stro-
*cough, cough*
str-,... stronger
*AAAAAGHUUUUGHHH
Together
*vomits flem in cup*

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I don't -cough hack- care what you -survives stroke- tell them. Just say -injects self- a barbell fell on his neck