It don't matter

It don't matter
None of this matters

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TRULY THEY WERE

t. Rick Sanchez

shaddap c-cup *burp* gods not real

MY NAME IS

SHAKE ZULA

It's Brutananadilewski

Pleb:
Carl
Shake
Contraian:
Meatwad
Patrician:
Frylock

This show rarely fails to squeeze out a laugh, even years late. dunno why

THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO

>*blocks your path*

>NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME, FOR I AM THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST AND I HAVE COME TO SHOW YOU WHAT CHRISTMAS...WAS LIKE.
>...a'right.

When they gonna make show about Carl's day to day crappy life .

youtube.com/watch?v=6MYAGyZlBY0

what do you think about that new online show carls in, it's kind of hit and miss for me.

tfw you will never have a neighbor like Carl

If it's tearing you up that bad, move to New Jersey.

THE MIND RULA

I love that line, I say it at work sometimes.

The feeling I get from watching old [as] shows is really hard to describe, like some weird feverish nostalgia.

It's MIC RULA you pleb

Super Squatter is the best episode of ATHF and season 2 is the best season of ATHF

Why does it matter? Nothing matters now.

...

>putting Shake that low

"You, tonight"

hand banana is the reddit of ATHF. shit-tier episode.

>just say smith or jones, there's no way you're gonna pronounce that right
>say smith again.. it don't matter; none of this matters

screwing around on the internet and jacking off all day?

...I want you to meet
The Enforcer

DUDE I HIT YOU WITH A BATTERY IN '89, YOU REMEMBER? D CELL?

I GOTTA TELL YOU, I SPENT ABOUT THREE NIGHTS IN THE CLINK BECAUSE OF THAT BUT... IT WAS SO WORTH IT TO JUST SEE YOU DROP TO YOUR KNEES IN ANGUISH.

What's the best ATHF episode and why is it Total Re-Carl?

I want my name to be Spaghetti

The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past episode is the GOAT

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its decent considering the guys just improvising the whole fucking thing and it seems like they havent quite figured out all the tech yet.

sorry guy did hand banana get you? and it was better the brining mc chris on again for the same character

GENTLEMAN

Best Carl moment coming through

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BEHOLD

MY METAL BOY

I don't dance. Unless I'm totally wasted

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Hold on ima get a beer

It's called I wanna rock your body and then in parentheses it says until the break of dawn

widdley waaaah

>you don't need no instruction booklet to know how to rock

motherfucker i AM carl

We are all Carl

oooohhh that beautiful

Oh god no

>master shake is your slave name!
>well, it does say "master" in there...

>LOVE IS IN JAAAAAAAAAIL AND I'M TRYING TO GET OUT ON PAROOOOOLE
>shut up. that's not how the song goes

FILL ME WITH BARBECUE SAUCE BECAUSE I'M DUMB AS HELL

this only gets more relevant

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Yes, I am Carl Brain

This sums up my life.

Work is for people who don't know how to fish.

Shut and fish.

Keep honking, i'm reloading my gun

horn broken watch for finger

DOWN CLOWN TOWN FROWN

i do too
i also always think about this line
>cash our check and you will get... IMMORTAL! NEVER ENDING LIFE
>Nah, sometimes I kinda wanna die.

This one time I ate boiled peanuts

just keep wigglin'

Your jam box is now his by way of our actions.

Mooninites were the best antagonists of ATHF.

>Sex with animals? There's no TIME, man!

When I was at the mall, this security guard took me down to the bathroom and said, "this is how you DON'T touch people."

And I was like, "WHAT?"

>This is not a bill, tell him Err
>This is a bill
>What?!
>Yeah on the way down here I kept saying "this is a bill"
>Why are we trying to cash a bill?
>I dunno, I figured you knew something I didn't

Yeah huh

>man I feel weird
>shut up, err

>that Carl's Jr commercial with Carl

Listen to me as hard as you fucking can

Is that danzig?

what are the best carl episodes?

There's an episode where he sees a virtual version of himself with his life together, then drives him to suicide.

Yeah they're the funniest characters desu
youtu.be/fNr9527MOjQ?t=2m15s

Yes

Yeah, its fucking Danzig.

The only patrician choice is Bruno Sardine

Daily reminder that this is the funniest fucking episode in the whole series.

Never fails to make me chuckle.

I think the feeling you're describing is happiness.

ARISE
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ONE CONVENIENT LOCATIONS
IN AFRICA

tee hee
splendid!

Carl's the only one who still has a show.
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>You say funny thing, ARISE!

>that crazy head for chicken

Best minor character

Wow so deep and scientific and intellectual I'm so smart for watching this!

What, you gay or somethin?

That may or may not be true.
You wanna fight about it? Are you prepared to testify in a court of law?

They're like vitamins!

LAST DANCE FOR NAPKIN LAD is clearly the patrician choice

SPIRITS, TELL US. WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT?

Hi, my name's Dan. From Grim Reaper Gutters, I won't leave until I make a sale.

>tfw you get bitten by a radioactive black man

Ant Madness.
And this time, the game is real!

These are not BB's

My sisters baby

mutated err gets me everytime

>awwwwwwwwwww yeah baby

AS plus late night TF2 was pretty nice