ITT: Canon Sluts

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>hotdog down a hallway
You hold a common misunderstanding about how vaginas work. They grow and shrink with sexual arousal, not with frequent use. It would be like if I said that a penis can get worn down from lots of sex.

I once knew a girl who vaguely resembled Ramona.
Then I met three others, and it turned out I was thinking of Zooey Deschanel.

t. roastie

Actually, excessive sex in men can lead to erectile dysfunction and urinary incontinence. If I'm not mistaken, incontinence is also a problem for women who are very sexually active as well.

I can assure you my dick is not a roastie.

But not physically worn down like a pencil which is what I was talking about.

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They cant?

>implying you wouldn't if it was offered

>admitting to being a virgin

>I have never had a sexual partner

I alao once knew a chick who looked almost identical to Ramona
Irnically, she did date two asian twins, a skater, and a vegan guy
We used to joke about how I'd have to fight her evil ex boyfriends
Then I became an evil ex boyfriend

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Somehow being a slut only makes her more attractive.

T. Gideon

>penises are vaginas

>analogies are hard

Can't be a slut without ever having sex.

>implying homewrecking
Star had that Latino bubblebutt across the hall from her for months. It's her own damn fault for not tapping it.

This comic series is legitimately disgusting and pathetic.

>That desperate for an easy lay

Start the League...

>had sex with 7 people (didn't fuck Matthew Patel)
>all while in relationships with them

i don't think you know what a slut is

also this is like the 10th time you've made this thread. why does this fictional character trigger your autism so much?

it's not. she's actually a pretty cute tranny too

If you count transexuals I've had sex with way more dudes than her

>She

yep. that's what i said.

Fuck... . You just reminded how i found out i was degenerate. I was talking with a friend and came to the conclusion i've had more dicks than her in my life despite being a guy who doesn't fancy himself gay.

Have

Haha, I eventually told my friends I was into trannies surprisingly no shit was given. But I said you should try it. They give the best fucking head. Older women do not give good head.

>implying
Is it too much to be able to fuck a chick with blue hair in a frilly mini-skirt just once? Literally, just one time so I can say I did

jesus fucking christ, Sup Forums, this is why you're a laughingstock

If it has XY chromosomes, it's a man. It should come as no surprise that you are a huge faggot after all the dick you've been sucking.

Nah, this guy is alright.
That looks like the only webcomic of a tranny being a tranny instead of preachy tumblr shit

>facts are tumblr
k

You're gay bro, nothing wrong with it
Just accept it

PROOF

How about if part of it has xx and another part has xy like in mosaicism or chimerism? Or are all xxy like in kleinefelter syndrome? Or just one x, like in Turner syndrome?

>Can't be a slut without ever having sex.
You are aware they fucked at some point during Love is an open door.

Francine is canonically a super slut. She has a rose bush planted for each man she fucked, and she has the biggest bush in the garden.

Even though Ramona is a slut, I still like her in the comics, (not in the movie) she's pretty, funny, caring, and fit well into Scott's circle of friends. Scott's life is what I wanted my life to be like after I graduated college, I read the comic when I was 23, just like Scott was. Unfortunately, my life after college was filled with virginity, disappointment, and loneliness, and I'm 30 now.

For real. Someone with androgen insensitivity syndrome would have XY chromosomes and have no idea. She would be treated as female by everyone her entire life. Sup Forums can't into biology.

>Red nose

Finally the best version.

>wanted to be an unemployed loser playing in a garage band and dating a slut
Reach for the stars, eh?

How many trannies have you met where this was the case? Considering those birth date extremely rare, I'm just going call you on your tumblr bullshit.

Scott had a lot of friends and went to parties. A lot of people loved him. He spent his weekends going to parties instead of alone on the computer.

And he did get a job in volume 4 I think.

>And he did get a job in volume 4 I think.

Wasn't it working retail?

>Wanting to booze it up with vapid faggots
>Not just boozing it up in the comfort of your own home

What a sad life you live.

All he did was be in the back of a cafe cutting up food.

t.cuck

What's this from?

He worked at a vegan restaurant. Its a start at least. Volume 4 was set during 2007, the Great Recession, so you can't blame Scott for not being so successful right after college.

What would an actual woman need to "untuck" in her pants?

Yeah, i've been with two trannies. Even dated one for a few weeks.

How can i be gay if i like chicks? I just fuck dudes on the side. It's not even my main thing.

he's asking for proof that the author is an attractive transsexual

>2016

>Being so triggered you need to touch one

>Girl penis
That's not how biology works

>Chicks

Uh... user, I'm afraid I have some bad news for you.

I can't fight that logic. Otherwise, futa would be gay, which it isn't.

Is it? I've seen clits so big you could have a good fun sucking them as if they were the real thing.

>Thinks 'girl' is a biological term

So, user, what you're saying is YOU'RE the canon slut

>Thinks girl isn't a biolgical term

Trap porn doesn't count.

>Thinks 'girl' is a biological term

>some greasy teen calls her a MILF over the store's loudspeaker system thingy
>she not only takes it astride but is also flattered
>is probably single and wouldve taken that kid's pasty dick if he asked her out directly

>desperate milfs fucking random losers is my fetish
her only fault was she was preparing too many different food types judging by the fact that it was already night time and it seems as though theres no one else at home other than her

makes a solid point here. Ramona's a cute, just with a terrible personality. Are you really going to be the moralfag who says "I believe in the spiritual and moral virtue of chastity before marriage" at the party, or are you going to fuck her?

No, they were women. With vagina and all.

Yeah... i kinda am. It's funny, but knowing it makes me sad. I had people actually asking for my medical record in order to be able to sleep with me in clear conscience.

>Thinks 'gir' isn't a biological term

>Having standards and self-respect is moralfagging

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My friend, actually. She can't wear leggings and tight shorts because of it.

>Thinks 'girl' is a biological term

Men having "standards" during a booze-fest when a hot girl wants his dick right there and then is really... odd. It's one thing when the guy has a girlfriend, but then where is she? And even then is weird. Another is when the guy is single.

Are you gay, user?

>Sucking trap dick

It's a fucking clit!

Eh. Scott was a bit of an oblivious dick.
Did we read the same comic?

>He spent his weekends going to parties instead of alone on the computer.
But being alone on the computer is better than going to parties when most young people today are normies and degenerates

You'd have to fucking know. Unless she's the local urinal you really wouldn't know unless you asked, in which case you have to have considered fucking her, but then actively turned her down because she has too much sex.

There's standards, and then there's moralfagging.

>Hurr you don't like fucking sluts? What are you, gay?

Nah, I just don't feel like catching an std or fucking a slut. You must be compensating for something if you're that desperate for a lay.

Men just don't turn down easy sex.

>I-it's a fucking clit!

Whatever helps you sleep at night, homo.

>Unless she's the local urinal you really wouldn't know unless you asked

Like that matters.

It's way worse to be the only one that never fucked that girl the entire town fucked than being in said list.

guys. stop arguing with retards.

post sluts

total slut for shota dick

but she ashy af

Except now that colleges can have you charged with rape for fucking a girl who is in the same room as beer

>Ramona isn't the local urinal

Have you ever sucked it?

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do IRL sluts count?

As opposed to Sup Forums, which as we all know has neither.

Just took a look.

>not stocking up for the whole week

wew laddo

At what point does she become a slut though? Again, it's easy to make that call with the extreme cases, but the line gets blurry real fucking fast. Virgins give mediocre sex, and they don't exactly grow on trees in any case.

No pee hole, no penis

>Mommy, what's a slut?

Underage b& detected.

>At what point does she become a slut though?

Everyone has their own calculator when it comes to that. In mine a girl becomes a slut when more than two of my friends fucked her. Bonus point if it took place in a public space.

okay time to end this.

ramona IS a slut both in terms of being sexually active and in terms of being unfaithful.

you seem to be forgetting that not only does she just leave relationships at the slightest hint of trouble completely leaving her current partner with emotional baggage. its also made clear that she dated the katayanagi twins AT THE SAME TIME.

meaning she used them both for sex (since she was established to be sexually active by the time roxy came up) and also used them emotionally as well.

TLDR : ramona is a slut in all senses of the word and her whole character arc is her realizing her mistakes and to learn to stay with scott and resolve things rather than running away again.

now PLEASE can we just return to posting images of sluts

Who hurt you, user?

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