Daughter just sent me this

Daughter just sent me this.


Why DID normies like this movie? I found it to be boring at times, as if it was written by a 13 year old making some fan fiction.

The bastardisation of the characters pissed me the hell off.

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Oddly enough normies don't care how the characters differ from the comics.

post pics of your daughter

Which is why Im asking what did normies love about this movie. I just saw the trailer, why is baby Groot even a thing? In the first movie he was able to make himself grow. He even grew a flower for a child.

This.

>Child asks a question
>Starts bitching about the school system instead of just answering the damn question

Wow you sound like my father.

>he grew a flower for a child

That's lewd as fuck, fampai.

No, he sounds like a white nu-male.

They're the new soccer moms.

Maybe, JUST MAYBE, you need to watch the movie to find out the reason instead of thinking that you can understand everything from the trailer.

>I just saw the trailer, why is baby Groot even a thing? In the first movie he was able to make himself grow. He even grew a flower for a child.
because this isn't groot it's his kid. it's only been a few months and he needs time to grow

I'm 44. Not white. Done boxing and wrestling longer than you've been born, definitely not a nu male.

They liked it because they thought it was fun and funny. You didn't find it so, allegedly because of its variance with the source material. If it weren't for that sticking point would you have found it funny? Maybe not. People have different senses of humor.

>someone on Sup Forums genuinely had someone send them a text pretending to be their daughter just so they could make a thread about how GotG was "too memey" for them

what a time to be alive

It was a light science fiction space movie with humor on it, thats all. There hasn't been light space movies in a while. That's all, they don't love the movie, they barely remember the movie. They liked it. Marvel movies, just like avatar were popular and forgettable at the same time.

There's something about a middle-aged parent using the word 'normies' that makes me wanna ditch Sup Forums.

I'm a 28 year old autistic nerd and Iiked it. It was fun.

I've been on Sup Forums since 04. Have left and returned many times over. It's no big deal.

Whatever you say Million Dollar Babby.

We hadnt had a space opera type movie in like..... 10 years. It was like Star Wars, with the promise of it being related to marvel. That's some popcorn right there.

You sound autistic as fuck and your daughter probably hates you.

Because it was an in your face space film. It was a film in space where all the characters were pretty petty and were all selfishly motivated, yet still very funny. Nobody was being a boyscout, and yet the film was over the top and fun.
And the biggest reason was it was a space film, with masturbation jokes, "Hey they got my dick message" and the characters had fun killing. None of the "Don't kill them or you'll be as bad as them". They Groot grinned like a maniac after killing that group of guys! It was like a Co-Op video game with your friends on the big screen.

OP here, i think it had to do with children
I remember seeing so many damn commercials and toys being out out for this movie. 10 year olds liked Rocket Raccoon, and if i recall correctly, the Guardians were having cameo appearances in marvel cartoons before they got their own series.

>has a daughter in college
>literally complaining about young people

you. you are the normies

>effects heavy, light-hearted science fiction film with a huge marketing budget made bank
Truly, a mystery for the ages

>mfw i wrote a paper on guardians too

It was for a criticism of media class. Basically reasoned that it enjoyed success because it wasnt well known and had an eclectic cast

What kind of dad are you. Fuck you. Why don't you go fuck someone other then your wife intend of bitching at your daughter you ungrateful dick

GOTG was better written and acted than TFA and didn't have nostalgia behind it

They did have the Mouse behind them both

Daddy problems the thread

Did you enjoy TFA?

Nope. Relied too much on nostalgia. To be fair, I'm having a hard time finding Hollywood movies that I actually like.

18 year old guy here. I liked the movie because it was just made to have fun and fuck around. It had good action, great visuals, non whedon tier humor, etc

98% sure this is gr8 b8

but in the event that you're serious, you should be a more open and supportive father. Girls need them more than even in the horrible time we live in.

>It's no big deal.
kek

get the fuck out of the playground grandpa, you are scaring the kids

if she were your daughter you'd be smart enough to engage with her intellectually, instead of trying to infantilize her because she acts other than as an unquestioning extension of your own will

I pay for her school and food and rent. She knows how I feel about taking worthless classes. Im not going to oay for a useless degree. She knows if she doesn't get at least a nursing degree Im cutting her off. I want my children to succeed in life not be failures.

are they gonna browse Sup Forums?

Well, they're your children,If you didn't want them to be failures you should have given them to someone else.

That still seems like an oddly stern response. Look, I'm not telling you to molly-coddle her. But she's just asking questions. You know that you've got to sometimes take shitty classes to get on.

Kek

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My net worth is 2.4M. I own 3 rental properties and have 2 family homes.

I guess being a loser with 50k in student loans is being a success am I right? Go kill yourself.

>it's an OP gets absolutely BTFO by everybody episode
Always nice to see this one.

>My net worth is 2.4M. I own 3 rental properties and have 2 family homes.

and a no life neckbeard like me could walk into your driveway on your way to trader joe's and beat your skull in with a golf club

who gives a shit

>A skinny DYEL thinks he can beat a lifetime wrestler

>that response.
This is why I have hope for the world.

At the end of the day, we can all still just fucking beat one another to death. It is humanizing to know that no matter how stratified wealth becomes, we're still a few pounds of pressure away from being meat.

Mortality is beautiful.

>le I'm worth so much money and have so many things meme

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Dude, all that won't mean jack when you're dead. At least give your daughter the one fond memory of, "that time my dad explained why Guardians of the Galaxy is so popular" so she has something nice to remember you by when you're gone.

short answer:

capitalism. anyone that's a capitalist has no right to complain about any societal problems that stem from capitalism. your welcome.

you forgot the part about how our entire culture has been raised to spend money on this specific line of merchandise.

IF YOU'RE NOT POSTING NUDES OF YOUR DAUGHTER THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF THIS THREAD

>This whole thread

m.youtube.com/watch?v=z6S9Dv32S3s

>having a daughter
>not normie as fuck

That's nothing. I'm a 6'4" chef working at Wendys with a 9 inch penis making over $130,000 a year.

Her boobs jiggle alot user

Seconded. All the money in the world can't stop a bullet, blade, bomb or blunt instrument from making you Dude Steak. It's beautiful, in a morbid sort of way.

>daughter reaches out to dad
>dad just condescends to her and bitches about his tax dollars

Yikes. Like, I know it's not the job of a parent to be a friend to their kid, but shit, man, the kid just asked a question. Responses like that are how people end up wasting away in rest homes, miserable and lonely and wondering why their kids don't talk to them anymore.

Did we scare the boomer away? I bet he's hiding under his pile of money right now kek

>prioritising an abstract and intangible ideal like 'success' over living a happy and fulfilling life and connecting with your family
i feel bad for u dude

>spends thousands of dollars for school
>can't figure out how a space movie that has a talking racoon with an attitude and a tree man for a best friend, marketed towards children and adults, is successful
Your daughterfu is dumb as fuck, that's like asking what made Shrek so popular at the time when u t first came out.

Dude...
I had no idea.
I didn't know you were a for real actual fucking loser, holy shit, I'm so sorry.

What class is this for?

An English 101 class

So did you ever spend any actual time with your kids or did you spend it working your ass off to buy them more shit to be raised on instead?

At this point, I have to wonder if the special snowflake of the modern world is the guy who doesn't have a laundry list of personal issues.

Of course. I live off of my rental properties.
Also, lots of entitled whiny losers on Sup Forumsmblr. Tons of daddy issues from what it looks like.

Hey we are not the ones who decided to flash their internet wallet because someone told a joke. Not to mention the whole 'I am a tough wrestler too' shit, though that only proves that you have a passion for groping other men.

>Explain the success of GotS
90s Spider-Man humor with 70s grooves in a 2000s space western setting that ties into the biggest movie series of the new millennium

You could not fucking put together a better cash cow to milk 80s kids of their money.

I think it says more that your child is so fucking retarded that she can't understand completely obvious things like how movies appeal to the general public

just off her at this point

Josh Hadley, is that you?

Or is it some other middle-aged, fat, ignorant piece of shit who knows just enough about technology and pop culture to use it as a means of complaining that everything HE likes and from HIS childhood are objectively better?

Because I'm reeeeeal sick of these entitled, hateful jackasses smugly masturbating over their perceived superiority to the general public because they read a comic in the 80's or know the middle name of their favorite porn star, and I have trouble telling you dime-a-dozen pseudo-intellectual wastes of sperm apart.

This.

>Why DID normies like this movie? I found it to be boring at times, as if it was written by a 13 year old making some fan fiction.
>The bastardisation of the characters pissed me the hell off.
>My net worth is 2.4M. I own 3 rental properties and have 2 family homes.
>I guess being a loser with 50k in student loans is being a success am I right? Go kill yourself.

A 44 y/o millionaire is spending his time on the internet telling people mostly in their early 20s to go kill themselves over a joke about his parenting skills on a thread he made about how he's upset that a science fiction movie starring a talking raccoon was popular with mainstream audiences. This is truly the future our ancestors fought for.

He has a point you know, millennials should off themselves.

>said the user on Sup Forums

Either you're a millennial too or you're another pathetic old fuck pissing his life away bitching at young adults on the internet on a comics and cartoon board.

If you're posting on Sup Forums, you're either a millennial, or one a pathetically worthless scum that should never under any circumstances reproduce. So two things: OP's lying and baiting, or he really is a terrible father.

Don't call him a terrible dad, he might wind up coming back and start dickwaving at us again by posting pics of some faggy neighborhood watch trophy or how he had his daughter sell the most cookies out of the other girl scout troops.

I don't think he's a ""terrible"" dad but I think the text showed him to be kind of a dick as did his response when people noted it. what and
said is correct.

and yet here you are

Well OP, if you can't figure out why a comedy marketed well and which is part of the MCU is a success, you're probably even less intelligent than your daughter.

Then again, this entire thread had proven that pretty summarily.

Now, are you going to whip out your three-inch cock and brag about the amount of women you've had to pay into fucking you, or are you going to grow up and accept you only sound like some edgelord kid?

How the fuck did you manage to blame the government for your daughter's conduct?

something about public schooling probably

why a multi-millionaire is sending his child to public school is another question

Indeed, she's either not in a public school or he's not a multi-millionaire.

Somehow I do believe the latter is much more likely.

I'm still wondering if the daughter even exists

Oh, sure, she's chained up in his basement.

I'm sure he believes that

underrated

>non whedon tier humor
Underrated post.

>No, he sounds like a white nu-male.
Yeah, how dare people be outraged at the government wasting our hard earned tax dollars on microaggression theory, underwater basket weaving and understanding American history through Beyonce's career. Fuck yourself you stupid millenial scumbag.

I wanna fuck the raccoon

>all the ass-shattered children and internet tough guys that got triggered by this post/thread
I am legitimately glad I got to see this.

>I have...

AAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA NIGGA YOU JUST LOST.
THAT
RIGHT
THERE
IS THE MANTRA OF FUCKIN RETARDS WHO CAN'T FIGURE OUT SHIT LIKE Sup Forums
Seriously paps. It's like you missed the last 5-10 years of shit going on.
Nobody, I repeat, nobody give a single fuck what you have here. Unless you're famous and post tits or timestamp proof if you being famous, fuck off with the ego attitude. Even then all you'd get was stupid reddit level ama questions.
If you want to complain about "not getting" something, maybe it is time to find an old persons forum. Perhaps they will rub your back there and tell you your bank account makes you special, and that no, your daughter definitely isn't getting atm'd by some limp wristed college dildo who can't run a chainsaw.
And seriously? Muh boxing, muh rasslin? Ok chuck liddell, WATCH OUT Sup Forums WE GOT BILLY BAD ASS HERE... MIND YO MANNERS
can you even get off the couch without grunting like honey boo boo's mamma pointing at a cracker barrel menu?

>when u havin a convo about BvS but she tryina shill fo Marvel

Are you a movie executive?

they're not your tax dollars, they're everyone's tax dollars

Your daughter must have had a fucking terrible childhood

Are you a furry too? I hope the furry hunter from the other thread beats you up.

>implying any of those are actual things

I went to a very leftist liberal arts college and nothing resembling that was a thing. The bullshit came from students outside of the classroom, the professors/administration were surprisingly reactionary at times.

Stop listen to Sup Forums fabrications and actually experience the world before you drown yourself in your hate.

>I went to a very leftist liberal arts college and nothing resembling that was a thing.
'Interpreting American history through Beyonce's career' was an actual course at some college. The 'professor' that taught that got a visit from the police for a tweet he made about wanting to shoot white people. He's not even black, he's a light haired white guy with earlobe earrings.

>Falling for bait.