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Literally Jar Jar tier

literally

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holy fuck i dont say this often but UGGGGUUUUUU !!~ NANI KAWAIII DESU NEEE! :3 :3

wow what a le nerd!

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Who is the biggest disney shil? This slut or RLM?

>we want the chink audience

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>Rogue One only made $60M in China
Oh boi

Looks great, can't wait to buy some

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How is this Jar Jar? This is much more Ewok.

Wasn't Obi Wan gay?

I bet they'll be minion tier after they release the movie

isn't that the point though? the minions are an incredibly marketing success

Yep. Lucas fanbois rag on NuWars while playing with Star Wars toys.

Lets call it a day ladies and gentlemen.

Star Wars is done now. It isn't about original story telling and fun adventures with interesting settings and strange creatures. It's simply a cynical exploitation of its huge notoriety as a franchise to produce feature length adverts for left wing values.

I bet Jenny fucking loves anal

There's right wing stuff too. You're the bad guys, as in real life.

>we want the Minion audience
Holy crap.

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Why does this weird agenda have to be pushed everywhere. It's like no storytelling medium is about the story anymore.

You said you'd stop. You said you were going to stop spamming this girl. I'm going to give you 48 hours to cease all Jennyposting, and then I'm going to have to make your worst nightmare a reality.

I have no interest in this girl, she's a 6 on her best day, but I will meet her, I will charm her, and I will fuck her on the first date. I won't post any of her nudes or fuck vids, but I will appear one day in a video with her. Your delight will turn to horror as you wonder if the guy in her video is her boyfriend, you'll be able to tell from the embarrassed expressions on her face that they've fucked, and then with a little nudge she'll tell the audience the guy is in fact her boyfriend. I won't make her say anything disgusting, but she will say a few things that make it abundantly clear we fucked. I'll make a few "jokes" implying what she's like in bed, and one or two implying we're thinking about having kids. You'll never see her as pure again, every time you look at her you'll think of me fucking her. It will consume you, but this won't be the worst of it.

The relationship will continue for months after this, and then one day out of the blue I'll dump her. I won't say anything overly harsh to her, I'll continue to be the perfect charmer I have been the entire relationship. I'll start publicly dating another girl within days, and then it'll happen.

Her videos will stop for a while, she'll miss a few updates. Maybe post something on her patreon about feeling a bit down or under the weather. She'll post a new video but she'll be visibly sad. The joy gone from her eyes.

I don't want to have to do it, but I'm willing to hurt her. I'm willing to hurt her to hurt you. Don't force my hand.

Didn't take long before random, unrelated alt right bitching happened

Jar Jar Abrams needs to be gassed in an Imperial death camp.

John Boinigger should be lynched for his words on LOTR.

Even if you agree with left wing politics, don't you think its sad that Star Wars has just become a mouthpiece for ANY political agenda?